Thunder roars!
The fire is rising!
The black-topped boat turned into several large pieces, and the entire canopy was blown away...
The clear river water suddenly became more red.
Two corpses were hanging on the broken pieces of the wooden boat and drifting in the waves.
The bodies are all gone, and the dead cannot die anymore.
But Yun Song poked his head out of the water and fired another round with his shell gun until he shot both of them in the head.
He went over to make sure that the two of them were dead and then he breathed a sigh of relief and muttered: "The mute is gesturing and telling stories to the blind man - why are you gesticulating so much?"
"You look like a rookie at first glance, but you still dare to sneer in front of a veteran like me. What's wrong, you're a sexy underwear guy, do you think you can show off?"
Reality once again proves that you have to be quick and decisive to kill, as it is easy to make nonsense!
Like this time, he immediately chose a combination of punches after discovering that his opponent was strong:
First, he turned into Yan Saw, Luo Tou Shi jumped into the water and ran away, then turned into a human in the water, took out a pomegranate silver coin, turned it into a hand grenade, then pulled out the fuse and threw it on the boat.
Luobao Yinqian lives up to its name, and everything it gives Yunsong is a treasure that can be used.
Yun Song happily pushed the two bodies ashore along with the broken boat, and then dived into the water to find Gou Wenwu.
No one was found!
Gou Wenwu just disappeared!
He searched upstream and downstream for a full hour. He went ten kilometers downstream and five kilometers upstream. There was no trace of Gou Wenwu on the water or under the water!
Isn’t this amazing?
He frowned and returned to the shore to look for the two corpses, wanting to touch them to see if he could find any useful information.
The body is also missing!
The fragments of the awning boat are also missing!
Yunsong suddenly became hairy!
There is someone in the dark!
There is a big hand in the dark fidgeting with everything!
He stood on the shore and looked at the rolling Milky Way water.
The sun shines on the river without any hindrance, making it sparkle with golden light.
A sunny day.
But his heart was filled with clouds.
He obviously won a great victory in today's conflict, but why did he get nothing in the end?
It would be wrong to say that nothing was found. A lot of silver fell to the bottom of the river. This thing was very heavy and small, and it was not carried very far by the river water.
And if it weren't for these Yin Yang, Yunsong would even think that his experience today was a fantasy.
The boat is gone, the people are gone, the corpses are gone...
There were so many silver coins at the bottom of the river that Yunsong couldn't fly, so he had to stay underwater to pick up silver coins.
Gou Wenwu's plan was not unsound. Not only did he exchange all his property, he also prepared a lot of clothes, bedding and dry food, and was prepared not to interact with people in the short term.
Now everything has been washed away, clothes and bedding have been washed away by the river, and dry food has been scattered to feed the fish.
Many carp, crucian carp, herring, grass carp and bighead carp came to grab food. Yun Song accidentally turned his head and saw a familiar face...
Other fish were busy swallowing food, but a catfish not only swallowed food, but also used its tail to dig holes in the mudflats at the bottom of the river and then buried and hid some inedible food.
Yun Song couldn't help but be happy when he saw it: Hey, you are really a genius!
One look at its sinister appearance and its talent for turning its tail into a propeller to dig holes, and Yun Song immediately recognized its identity.
Last time, the big black-headed catfish was first held in the arms of the water ghost Silly Flower and then caught by him, but in the end he dug a hole and escaped!
He stopped picking up the money, and a fierce man rushed up and grabbed it.
The big catfish is not afraid of being attacked. It turns around fiercely and opens its mouth, and a large mouthful of water spurts out!
The spray is extremely powerful!
But Yunsong was already prepared. He knew that this fish had this ability, so he used the power of the water to retreat, stepped on the water and came directly out of the water to throw the big catfish onto the shore.
The black-headed catfish fell to the ground and became dizzy. It straightened its body like a catfish, and then jumped up and down in an attempt to escape.
But it was really knocked down and ran in the opposite direction, jumping further and further away from the river beach.
This thing is very good at spitting water.
Moreover, I don’t know if there is any treasure in my stomach or some magical power I have cultivated, and the amount of water in my body is terrifying.
It is also very smart. It knows to spit out a mouthful of water before jumping, so that it can slip a little every time it lands, so it can run very fast even while jumping and slipping!
Yun Song watched from behind, stunned for a moment: "You ran the wrong way, idiot, behind you!"
He felt that if he didn't remind the catfish, it could circle the earth!
The catfish didn't understand what he said, but it wasn't stupid. After jumping around for a while, it realized why it hadn't returned to the river yet, so it turned its head and looked around. Then it realized that it was running in the wrong direction, so it turned around and ran back decisively.
Then I turned around and the sun disappeared.
It tried its best to tilt its head and looked around, and saw Yunsong bending down and looking at it.
Fathead catfish are quiet.
Yun Song rolled it up with his clothes and looked at it: "I praised you right, you are really a genius, but this time you fall into my hands, let me see how you run away!"
The fathead catfish opened its mouth and another mouthful of water spurted out like a sharp arrow!
Fortunately, Yun Song was on guard and quickly turned around to avoid the attack.
He was irritated and shouted: "You are so good at spitting water, you Yu Hewei?"
He was stunned for a moment after saying this.
Nothing wrong.
This fish was born with a name, so it should be called Yu Hewei!
He was greatly impressed by the intelligence and attack power of the fat-headed catfish. He didn't have any help in the water, so he wanted to conquer the fat-headed catfish.
But this guy is very unruly, and when he seizes the opportunity, he wants to spray water on his face!
Yunsong made a small inlet by the river and threw it in, then picked up some dry firewood and started to light a fire.
The fathead catfish became nervous, opened its mouth and sprayed water.
Yunsong was so stunned that he couldn't ignite the fire!
Seeing this, Yunsong was not angry but happy. He said to the black-headed catfish: "Yu Hewei, you can do it! But I just like you as a wild person, and I like riding wild horses. You can resist, resist as much as you want, the more you resist
The more excited I get!”
He took out the sealed box he had picked up from the bottom of the well in Manzi's courtyard and wanted to take out the Immortal Painting.
As a result, he was bumpy along the way, and the Xiazhonghua scroll got stuck in the clockwork. He twisted the clockwork and took out the scroll.
Then when he let go of the spring and it was spinning, a deep voice sounded from the speaker on the machine: "Damn it..."
His body suddenly froze.
This sound is very real.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! So he wound up the clock again, and then this sentence was complete:
"Is this foreign stuff reliable?"
After a period of gasping, the voice sounded again: "If you can really remember people, it will be of great use in the grotto. Um, um, hum hum…"
Yunsong listened to it several times.
There is only this sentence in the machine.
He didn't understand what this sentence meant, but he understood what this machine was.
This is an early gramophone!
He carefully preserved the machine, and then continued to do his work: he casually went into the river, caught a fish, and freed the chicken in the painting.
The rooster was even more aggressive. When he came out, he was very frightened and flew away to peck at the pine trees.
Yunsong waved his hand and pushed it to the ground, took out his dagger and put it on its neck.
Blood spurts!
He let go of his hand, and the cock jumped like crazy, and blood spilled everywhere.
Yun Song stared at the black-headed catfish and said with a ferocious smile: "How dare you resist me! Go on, I'll do you what you want after watching this!"
Then he grabbed the cock and stabbed it again!
He continued to smile ferociously at the black-headed catfish: "Are you awesome? Come on, keep being awesome and see how I torture you!"
This time the chicken head was chopped off!
Fathead catfish shivering.
Yun Song killed the chicken, peeled off the internal organs, and started roasting it. This time, the fathead catfish did not dare to spit out water to put out the fire. Instead, it spit out water for Yun Song to wash the chicken.
Returning the favor, Yun Song gave the chicken offal to Catfish and said, "You will be Yu Hewei from now on!"
The catfish gave him a flattering smile.
Now Yunsong doesn't mind even if he calls it a weak fish.
Fish lives matter!
Later, Yun Song marinated the chicken. He brought seasonings with him, including salt and five-spice noodles. He also stuffed a handful of wolfberries into the chicken to supplement it.
After processing it, he wrapped it in leaves, covered it with soil, stuffed it into the campfire and roasted it, while he went into the water with the fish and Wei to make money.
He held the bag underwater and stared at Yu Hewei. Yu Hewei worked hard. It not only sprayed water but also absorbed water. It could suck several silver coins together at once.
This greatly increases work efficiency.
After collecting the silver coins at the bottom of the river, Yunsong collected a large bag.
Get rich!
After collecting it, Yu Hewei sucked him another waist card-like thing.
There are dense, exquisite and gorgeous patterns on it, and there is also a word in the middle: Wu!
Yunsong put away the sign thoughtfully.
This should be something that belongs to Hua Niang or Seventh Brother, something that can prove their identity.
He thought of what Cao Yuzhuang said that night when the Cao brothers were having internal strife: The Wu family has been managing the old town for a long time...
It was getting late, so Yunsong took Yu Hewei ashore and stuffed it into the fairy painting, while he happily opened the bonfire and prepared to eat chicken.
He was tired and hungry after working for so long. It would be delicious to eat a beggar's chicken now!
But the beggar chicken is gone!
He pulled open the bonfire, but there was nothing inside!
Instead, there was a line written under the charcoal: No lesson learned! No caution!
Yun Song sneered and used a piece of charcoal to leave a line of words on the stone: I put a lot of laxatives and aphrodisiacs in that chicken!
If he hadn't been unable to determine whether the person in the dark was an enemy or a friend, he would have directly poured poison into it - these were all ruthless items he bought at Cao's Pharmacy a few days ago.
Wei Xiaobao is right. How can you travel around the world without preparing lime poison and aphrodisiacs?
Confirming that his opponent had been hit, he clapped his hands with satisfaction and jumped into the river upstream.
Win the game!
It's a pity that he can't see with his own eyes the scene of a person trying to have diarrhea, it must be very painful.
It should be noted that people often have to pee first when squatting.
But all men know that if you hold your head hard, you won’t be able to pee!
It was already evening when he returned to town, and Yun Song went directly back to Wang's house.
Wang Youde was preparing to eat. When he saw Yun Song coming back, he hurriedly waved: "The real person is back? Where did you go this afternoon? Come and eat quickly."
Yun Song went over and sat down but didn't eat.
He asked: "Donor Wang, which force do you belong to?"
Wang Youde was startled: "What, which force?"
Yun Song asked again: "How is Gou Wenwu doing now?"
Wang Youde sighed and said: "It seems that he has gone crazy. The Gou family is finished. They have no property left. All the servants and maids ran away in the afternoon."
Yun Song nodded and said, "He finally went crazy."
Wang Youde was stunned: "Uh, what did you say, Zhenren?"
Yunsong smiled and said: "Nothing, eat, eat, what are the elephants doing?"
Wang Youde said: "He is still cleaning up the black threads in the paper figures. He has been cleaning them for a day. I didn't expect this big stupid elephant to be really patient."
Yunsong laughed again.
After dinner, he went back to his room, came out and lay down on the bedside, staring straight at the roof with his two big eyes.
It was obviously just a bronze head, but at this moment it felt like a paralyzed man.
Yun Song ignored him, sat down and threw the empty box obtained from the Gou family's ancestral grave on the table, then took out the machine he had picked up at the bottom of the well and started tinkering with it.
Ah Wu suddenly flew up, he landed on the table and asked enthusiastically: "Hey, where did you get this good thing? You got a big treasure!"
Yun Song said casually: "Okay, brother, do you know the gramophone?"
Ah Wu asked back: "What gramophone?"
Yun Song looked up at him in surprise, pointed at the machine in front of him and said, "Isn't this the good thing you mentioned?"
Awu looked at the empty iron box he brought back from the Gou family's ancestral grave and said, "This is what I'm talking about!"
Chapter completed!