96. Wild ghost identity
Yun Song did not think of confirming the identity of this wild ghost for a moment.
Wandering spirits have no intelligence, while wild ghosts have intelligence but it is really limited.
It may not be able to read, and the word "ya" is written crookedly, and it only writes this word and no other words.
Does this ghost want to say that there is something wrong with his teeth?
Yun Song opened its mouth to see what was going on.
There's something like a peg stuck in its mouth, and it can't open its mouth!
In this way, he couldn't figure out what the ghost meant, so he had to stuff it under the bed and place it there temporarily.
It's quite nice to sleep with ghosts in the summer.
Cool.
After Yun Song went to bed, he felt like he was sleeping on a bed of ice.
It's a pity that there is no little dragon girl.
He opened his eyes and took a look. He saw a bronze head on the table, a panda and a turtle sleeping soundly with their bellies turned under the bed.
He slept soundly afterwards, and was not affected by the big elephant in the same room——
Even though the elephant is tall and fat, he doesn't snore or grind his teeth, and he doesn't even turn over when sleeping, as if he were dead.
The big elephant is very diligent.
He woke up before dawn, then called Yunsong to go to Luoma Market.
It was early in the morning when they arrived at the Lue Horse Market. There was a mutton soup vendor at the entrance of the market. The waiters pulled the sheep from the market and slaughtered them on the spot to make soup and stew. The taste was so delicious.
The shop sells mutton soup cakes. The mutton soup here is quite expensive. It is not measured in copper coins, but in "corners".
A silver dollar is ten cents, and a bowl of mutton soup costs two cents. Yun Song doesn't know how much it costs, but the big elephant grinned and stuck out his tongue after hearing this - which shows that it must be quite expensive.
However, the store's business is good, because you can add any pancakes to a bowl of mutton soup. Of course, they are all sorghum corn pancakes, and there are no rice pancakes.
The customers of the mutton soup shop are all attracted by the free pancakes. Most of them are businessmen who buy and sell livestock, and they still have a lot of money in their pockets.
Just because they travel all year round and work hard with livestock, they all have big appetites, so it is difficult to eat well. A breakfast like this where you can buy a bowl of mutton soup and eat pancakes for free is more suitable for them.
Already.
When Yun Song saw that this was an old-time self-help, he winked at the big elephant: "Let's go and teach them a lesson."
The big elephant tightened his belt.
Yun Song said: "When people eat this kind of free meal, they always loosen their belts, why do you still tie them up?"
The big elephant chuckled: "I'm afraid of scaring them."
The mutton stall owner was really frightened.
The main reason is that Big Ben Elephant is very good at setting the pace. He grunted loudly while eating the mutton soup cakes, which caused the other diners to have a huge appetite and started eating too much.
Logically speaking, restaurant owners are not afraid of big-bellied men.
But at this moment the stall owner was scared.
On the morning of the beginning of autumn, it is reasonable to say that the ancient city is still under the power of the autumn tiger, but the stall owner felt extremely cold when the morning breeze blew.
What frightened him even more was that the Taoist priest and the big man also brought a pig. The pig stood up and arched the big man's legs, looking like it wanted to eat a bite of meat.
Yun Song stopped Ah Bao and said, "This is not delicious, but the pancake is delicious."
Po groaned, raised his head and twitched his nose, and continued to climb on the big elephant.
Yunsong picked a piece of mutton and showed it to him: "Do you want to eat this?"
Abao sniffed and nodded quickly.
Yun Song saw the chili powder on the table, so he quickly dipped it in and stuffed it into Abao's mouth: "Then you eat it, this is very spicy and not delicious at all!"
Abao squirmed his mouth and quickly spit it out.
Yunsong smiled when he saw it.
The stall owner wanted to cry.
Seeing this, Yunsong gave him a silver dollar and said: "Fusheng Supreme Heavenly Lord, let this brother Xiaodao eat to his heart's content!"
The stall owner's eyes lit up, and he quickly nodded and bowed: "Master Dao, you are really compassionate. You and your brothers can eat whatever you want, and there are also this, this, and this pig. Second son, come here and feed some pancakes to Master Dao's quails and pigs."
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Abao had already snuck in a pancake and was eating it happily. When he heard the stall owner's words, he was stunned: I'm not really a pig, am I?
The waiter at the mutton soup stall came over with a plate of multigrain pancakes and handed them to Da Benxiang, and then gave two to Po:
"You should eat more. Did you just buy this pig, Mr. Dao? It looks so thin. Then you should feed it more bran when you go back, so that it will grow faster."
Po stuffed the pancake into his mouth, and while jiggling his mouth, he confirmed: he was a pig.
The stall owner served pancakes with open arms, and the elephant also ate them with open belly.
Many people were attracted to watch the fun.
They have seen pot-bellied men, but never such a pot-bellied man.
Soon Yunsong regretted it.
He should let the big elephant keep a low profile.
A group of people was attracted, led by a handsome middle-aged man with sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, followed by two girls wearing bamboo hats and a group of burly men.
The shorter girl immediately cheered when she saw them, and then jumped over and ran over: "I met you again, you - a skinny pig with a big appetite!"
Hearing what she said, Yun Song felt embarrassed to give her a cold face anymore.
The little girl is still very polite.
Seeing Yun Song silently drinking soup and not caring about her contact with Ah Bao, the little beauty suddenly became energetic. She ordered a plate of hand-cut mutton for Ah Bao: "Here, eat meat, meat is delicious."
After a sniff, Abao firmly stretched out his paw to push the plate away: This is spicy, not delicious!
The other girl in the cloak is slightly older, which can be seen from her more rounded figure.
She said coldly: "Xiaoxi, don't disturb others. Have you forgotten your father's teachings?"
When the little beauty was about to refuse, the handsome middle-aged man came over and pulled her away and said, "We are going to the BMW later. Can I help you choose a thousand-mile horse?"
The little beauty was greatly moved when she heard this.
She looked at A Bao in embarrassment.
It turned out that A Bao was not looking at the mutton she gave her, and was only eating whole grain cakes. This hurt her heart, so she slapped A Bao's head hard and said, "You are such an idiot!"
Abao stared and grinned to scare her: Who are you with?
The big elephant calmly took away the plate of mutton on the ground and ate it quickly with chopsticks.
A Bao looked up suspiciously when he saw him eating with elation.
The big elephant calmly sprinkled a bottle of chili powder on it.
Po stood up and tried his best to hold the table and looked at the mutton, making a dissatisfied sound. The big elephant picked up a piece and stuffed it...
After that, even if Yun Song tried to stuff mutton into its mouth, he couldn't stuff it in anymore.
They had eaten and drank enough to prepare to enter the livestock market, but it turned out that the little beauty was interested in Po and insisted on going with them.
Seeing this handsome middle-aged man, he helplessly cupped his hands to Yunsong and said:
"The Taoist priest is very polite. I take it you want to enter this market? Can we go together? To be honest, I know a little bit about horsemeng. If you want to buy livestock, I might be able to help you a little."
Yunsong said: "We don't want to buy horses, we want to buy mules."
The middle-aged man smiled and said: "We arrive at the same destination through different paths, and I have a good eye for mules."
Yun Song sighed and said, "Okay, since you all want to go together, let's go together."
It's not that he compromised easily, but that Awu was extremely interested in the two girls and desperately clamored for him to get closer to them.
Cesium bismuth!
They entered the mule and horse market. The market was not small, and there were many livestock, but most of them were pigs, sheep and cattle. There were not many donkeys and mules.
The middle-aged man introduced himself, his name was Gongsun Wufeng, and the two girls were sisters, named Lu Zhuozao and Lu Yinxi respectively.
Lu Zhuozuo has a cold temperament and seldom speaks, while the little beauty Lu Yinxi is very lively. She likes A Bao very much and always wants to hold him.
As Yun Song had guessed, these people had great backgrounds. When they entered Luoma Market, they went to one of the few shops. When the boss saw them coming, he hurriedly came to receive them.
The boss first greeted the two girls and said, "I have met the second and third ladies, and the horses have been prepared for you. They are all from the blood of the horses from the former Shangsiyuan Royal Horse Factory. They are both excellent horses."
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"In addition, I have prepared a car and a large Ruixue brand truck for you, which you can choose from if you like."
At this time, the head of the family needs to speak.
Lu Zhuozhuo said calmly: "I do like cars, but the ancient city is still thousands of miles away from Qiannan, and most of these places are mountain roads. Where will we find fuel then?"
The boss smiled and said: "Second Miss, please be careful. I have taken this into consideration, so I have prepared a charcoal car made in Gaul for you."
Yun Song's eyes were opened when he heard this.
And charcoal cars? How many charcoal per kilometer?
Lu Zhuozuo still refused the suggestion of taking a car. She still said that the mountain road was not easy to walk, so she wanted to ride a horse.
Yunsong was puzzled.
This mountain road is not as good as riding a horse. Shouldn't you ride a mule or a donkey when traveling on a mountain road?
He looked at Abao.
In fact, it’s okay to ride a panda, but it’s a pity that Po is still a baby and can’t bear the weight.
Several more men arrived outside. They were all rough men. The leading man shouted before entering the house: "Horseshoes, where are the horses you prepared for us?"
Seeing the stranger arriving, Gongsun Wufeng winked, and the men came up and surrounded his young lady.
The owner of the store went to entertain these people first, and he asked the waiter to lead the horse, and what he led out was an old horse that was lame in its front legs.
This old horse is very thin, almost skin and bones.
Its mane was long and dirty, with many knots on it. The fur on its body fell off, and there were several scars and wounds on the exposed skin. Because of the hot weather, one of the wounds had been laid by flies, and there were actually maggots crawling around.
The old horse walked out lifelessly. As it passed by everyone, a man suddenly pointed to a seal on the horse's butt and whispered: "It's a war horse!"
Lu Yinxi immediately said: "Wait a minute, Uncle Tie, is this a war horse?"
The boss said respectfully: "Yes, it is a military horse collected from the northwest. It is old and has injured its front hooves, so it is useless."
Lu Yinxi then asked: "Since this horse is useless, what do friends from outside buy it for?"
"Horse skin is used to make leather boots, horse meat is eaten, and horse bones are used to make soup. It is very useful, haha." The leading man said carelessly.
Lu Yinxi was unhappy and said: "This is a war horse, but our family wants to sell it to a butcher? Second sister, brother Wufeng, what is this?"
Gongsun Wufeng said: "The war horses in the northwest should not have participated in our war in the Central Plains. They were all resisting foreign invaders. Since they failed to die on the battlefield, they should indeed be allowed to die a good death."
Just as Lu Yinxi was about to laugh, Gongsun Wufeng changed the topic again: "But Lao Tie is also in a dilemma. He is doing business for Mr. Lu instead of doing charity, so..."
The boss nodded vigorously.
Lao Ma raised his head and looked to the side.
The big eyes are crying.
Lu Yinxi was touched and said, "Uncle Tie, don't be embarrassed. I bought this horse. How much did it cost?"
The man outside was anxious: "Why? We bought it a long time ago. We just came here to pick it up today. All the money was given - not only the deposit, but all the money was given!"
Lu Yinxi said: "How much did you spend? I will give you - no, I will give you double!"
Hearing this, the big stupid elephant sighed and said softly: "Little girls don't understand the dangers in the world. Unless they can use their identities to suppress those people, they will be taken advantage of."
Sure enough, the man outside laughed when he heard her words: "Little sister, you are so pure, kind and compassionate. You are like a Bodhisattva who fell from the sky."
"But I can't sell it to you. It's not expensive, only fifty oceans."
"But someone took a fancy to it and entrusted us to help buy it. They have already given a fixed price. I sold it for one hundred oceans. They gave me a deposit of twenty-five oceans. We have a contract. If you break the contract, you will be charged ten yuan.
Double the compensation!”
The horse shop owner's face darkened and he said: "Shunzi, don't be so stupid and talk nonsense. You bought this horse for twenty-five dollars..."
"But we bought it with a loan shark." Shunzi smiled slyly, "When the interest is compounded, we will have to pay back fifty of the twenty-five silver dollars!"
Lu Zhuozao said calmly: "We bought one hundred silver dollars."
Shunzi shook his head and said: "No, no, I've already made an agreement with someone. I'll sell it to them for a hundred oceans. If you break the contract, you'll have to pay ten times as much compensation. This is a thousand oceans!"
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Lu Zhuozhao said: "Okay, I won't buy it then, you can take the horse away."
Lu Yinxi was unwilling to give in, Gongsun Wufeng pressed her shoulder and patted her, and she calmed down.
Shunzi didn't expect Lu Zhuozuo to be so tough-tempered, but an old man like him had sharp skills and immediately ordered his men to lead the horse:
"Go, bring the horse over, put up the frame, and we'll skin it alive here today!"
"By the way, I heard that this horse's eyes are full of blood, and the lively gouged eyes are full of vitality. Haha, okay, let's get two of the eyes first!"
Yun Song walked out with a smile and said: "Fu Sheng Supreme Heavenly Lord!"
"This benefactor, Taozu wants Xiaodao to pass on a message to you, which is to accept it as soon as you see it - so, how about two hundred oceans?"
Shunzi thought that he was on the same side as Gongsun Wufeng and his group, so if he came out to bargain, it would mean that the group had surrendered, so he scratched his neck and said: "Five hundred oceans! If it doesn't work any less, it will be five hundred!"
Yunsong nodded happily to the big elephant.
Big Benxiang came up with a silly smile and handed him five large banknotes.
Shunzi was shocked. He realized that his asking price was too low, and wanted to ask for a new price.
Yun Song leaned forward and opened his clothes to let him see the shell gun.
Shunzi put away the banknotes and left decisively: "Brothers, get out, I've made a fortune today, let's go and be a master!"
The owner of the horse shop already knew that Yun Song was not one of theirs, so he shook his head and said: "The Taoist priest really has a compassionate heart, but it's a pity... Haha, the Taoist priest is compassionate."
When he changed his words midway, Gongsun Wufeng glared at him.
Gongsun Wufeng took out a bottle of medicine from his arms and handed it to Yun Song and said: "This is my family's ancestral muscle powder. It can remove toxins and kill bacteria. If it is given to horses, it will be more effective."
Yun Song clasped his fists: "Thank you very much."
He sprinkled muscle powder on the old horse's wound, and the maggots tried their best to burrow out.
Yunsong also wants to buy another mule for the big elephant.
The big elephant refused: "We have to sit on an elephant of my size, not a horse or a mule. Their waists will break as soon as I get on them!"
In this way, Yunsong won't buy it, and he can just ride this old horse from now on.
A thin horse on the trail.
This is also a river and lake scenery.
Gongsun Wufeng and his party also went to pick up horses. Later, he patted Lu Yinxi on the shoulder, and Lu Yinxi suddenly woke up.
When she learned that Yun Songhua had bought the old war horse at a high price, the little beauty was so happy that she forced the owner of the horse shop to give him a good pair of harness and a lot of bean cakes to feed the horse.
The crowd led their horses back, but as soon as they left the livestock market, they were surrounded by a group of men wearing military hats crookedly and holding cigarette poles in their mouths:
"Isn't this what Shunzi is talking about? That Taoist priest, come out here. Brothers, go and search him. He has a gun!"
Yun Song was furious when he saw how dead they were. He was going to take out his gun and shoot these people, and then lead the big elephant to rush through the city gate and run away to the mountains.
As a result, Gongsun Wufeng stepped forward and stopped the soldiers. He took out a wallet and handed it to the leading officer.
The officer opened it suspiciously, then straightened his face: "Lu, Marshal Lu? Are you..."
Gongsun Wufeng made a gesture to shut up and said softly: "You just need to know it yourself, just keep this matter in your stomach."
The officer stamped his feet, gave him a military salute, and ran away with his men in despair.
Yun Song thanked Gongsun Wufeng, and Gongsun Wufeng smiled and said, "It's just a small effort."
They returned to the inn and were about to separate. Yun Song glanced at Lu Yinxi and said, "Can you please stop kissing A Bao?"
Lu Yinxi's pretty face showed a look of confusion: "Why do you slander people? How could I kiss this skinny pig?"
Lu Zhuozao couldn't stand it anymore, so he took out a small mirror and showed it to her.
Her mouth and nose were dark!
The ink stains on Po's fur began to fall off...
After returning to the inn, Big Benxiang went out. He came back in the evening and drew a map for Yun Song.
Night falls.
Midnight comes.
Yun Song took last night's wild ghost out of the house.
Shunzi and others are butchers in the ancient city. They have a small slaughterhouse. Each of them is driving a pile in his room with a girl in heavy makeup.
Yunsong didn't bother to create an atmosphere, so after finding the straight, he walked directly through the wall.
Shunzi was creating a scene at the moment. He was very good at playing. He blindfolded himself with the girl's stockings and played hide-and-seek with her around the table.
Seeing this, Yunsong went up and chopped the girl unconscious. The girl fell to the ground and made a sound. Shunzi laughed lustfully and flew up!
He felt himself hugging someone's waist, and said with a lewd smile: "Hey, I've caught you, be good, call daddy, come on, give it to daddy - hey, why are you so hard?"
While talking, he habitually reached out to touch people's faces, and then said: "Where did I touch you? Why are you so hairy? Huh?"
What Yunsong turned into was white stiffness.
He untied his silk stockings, and Shunzi raised her head.
Then I saw a furry, wrinkled dead face...
My hands are stroking this dead man's face...
The dead man smiled ferociously at him, his head suddenly disappeared and he became a headless ghost, but he could still speak: "You are so coquettish."
Shunzi screamed, and white foam sprayed out from above and below!
The girl on the ground was awakened by him, and she opened her eyes in a daze.
Then I screamed so miserably!
Others heard the shout and ran over holding up their pants.
Yunsong was extremely happy to see this.
Now that everyone is here, there’s no need to bother him calling everyone by name.
It's just noisy.
Come in and call each other.
One barks louder than the other, and the noisy neighbors can't bear it: "Is this a slaughtered pig or a Japanese pig? Why is it called like this?"
Yun Song asked several people to kneel down in a row, and shouted to the girls: "Shut up! I am the ghost that a poor person turned into after death. I know that you are also poor, so you do this lowly job, so as long as you don't mess with me,
I won’t harm you!”
The women who stumbled were so bold that they immediately shut up when they were assured, and they all lay on the ground with their buttocks stuck out.
This posture is familiar to them.
Shunzi also called out: "Master Gui, I am also a poor person!"
Yun Song picked him up and smashed him on the table, saying angrily: "I bought a watch last year! Are you poor? I just came here smelling money! You have more than a thousand silver dollars here! How dare you
Are you trying to fool me?"
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! As he said this, he showed his iconic smile: "Jie Jie Jie Jie, I think you want to die! It just so happens that I still need a few blowers.
Xiaotonggui, do you guys have any ideas?"
A man shouted in horror: "Ghost ancestor, have mercy on me, I am not a boy, and I will not be a boy ghost even if I die!"
Yun Song smiled and said: "Jiejie, Jiejie, it's okay, you just need to keep your mouth like a boy. Anyway, I raised you to play the flute."
Another man raised his head in surprise: "Gui Ancestor, my mouth is no longer that of a boy. I, I will tell you the truth, I like men!"
Yun Song slapped him away and said angrily: "Where does this nonsense come from? Money! I want money! Give me all your money!"
Shunzi was very obedient as his name suggests, and he quickly took out the banknotes and the money from the slaughterhouse.
Yun Song thought he would give him less money to play tricks, so that he could find excuses to deal with a few more people.
Unexpectedly, the other party honestly took out the money!
Yun Song was very angry and slapped him away again.
What he was angry about was not that he couldn't find an excuse to deal with Shunzi, but that he was too honest: he was a bad guy now, so why did he need to find an excuse to beat someone?
But it's most satisfying to find an excuse to hit someone.
Yunsong brought the wild ghost in and roared at the gangsters: "Come here and give me a closer look and tell me who it is!"
This wild ghost died miserably, and when the gangsters looked at it, the stench in the house was immediately obvious.
Shunzi kowtowed desperately and shouted: "Gui Ancestor, spare your life! I know it, everyone knows it. This is the person who offended Master Gui. I know I was wrong..."
When Yun Song saw that they had misunderstood, he said displeasedly: "I really want to know the identity of this ghost during his lifetime, and I am not using it to scare you, so you should identify yourself to me - who he is!"
Shunzi and others looked up in fear, and then they all started crying.
But a girl mustered up the courage and said: "Brother Ghost, my little sister should know who it is."
Yun Song looked at her suspiciously and said, "It's turning its back to you. Can you recognize it?"
The girl said: "My little sister has no other ability except that she can remember people's faces and backs."
Chapter completed!