333: Open Ma Long’s eyes, and the infinite war begins!(1/5)
A sharp scream suddenly silenced the scene.
No one knows what happened between Li Ang and Ma Long in the chaos just now.
Don't talk about other people, even Ma Long doesn't know what just happened to him.
All he knew was that Li Ang grabbed his legs and his buttocks exploded.
Malone is also a fighting enthusiast and once performed with Rodman in the WWE ring.
Although he is not as direct and serious as Milicic and Deron in the future, he is not considered a fighting layman.
but......
Karl Malone has really never seen such a stupid trick!
Locking skills, Ma Long has seen locking other people's joints, and Ma Long has seen locking other people's necks.
But Ma Long really has never seen someone lock their buttholes.
Today, Li Ang opened Ma Long's eyes in a double sense.
Everyone was confused, only to see Malone's pants with a little red on them, and he was directly taken away by the professional team.
Everyone is very surprised. Why does this guy have to have a little bit of red on his buttocks unless he is related to Li Ang?
From Bowen to Brown to Malone, the injured players are all from the same replacement position.
Is this really just a coincidence?
Master Tang shook his head. Young people today are still different from us back then.
I remember when we fought, we always rushed to the third road, and we had to shoot something out of our heads at every turn.
Today's young people, on the other hand, are always rushing to the next level, and they are always ready to shoot something out of their anus.
It’s true that every era has its own style of play.
In fact, Li Ang also wanted to go to Ma Long's Shangsan Road, or break his legs and let him sit in a wheelchair for a while.
But if you do that, the risk of suspension is too great.
The finals are approaching, and Li Ang doesn't want to ignore the team's record and beat others.
If you rush to the third road, you should be hit too hard. It is not worthwhile for you.
If it's too light, it won't have the effect of transformation.
That's why Li Ang took action on the next three routes.
If you rush down three lanes and take action, others may not be able to understand what you are doing, so the suspension penalty may not be very serious.
Secondly, by taking action in the third route, you can hurt and humiliate the other party to the maximum extent while minimizing your own risk.
If you just punch Ma Long without any pain, he'll probably be fine.
But if you open his eyes, it will be both humiliating and harmful, and the educational effect will be very significant.
Malone is so ashamed right now. This is the Western Conference finals, broadcast live across the United States.
The scene where his buttocks were slightly red was seen by people all over the world.
It is self-evident how shameful it is for a well-known NBA tough guy to be blinded by others.
The professional team took Malone to the player tunnel quickly, but I don't know if it was because there was sweat on the wooden floor, or because one of the professional team members had a surname of Curry.
The professional team was running when one of them suddenly slipped and fell!
This caused the stretcher to tilt, and Ma Long rolled off the stretcher and landed on his butt.
At that moment, the stadium was once again filled with Malone's shouts.
Li Ang grimaced at the sight, it was miserable, it was so miserable, this was a series of accidents.
At this time, many people are sympathizing with Ma Long, a veteran... How strange!
Most fans were overjoyed to see Malone being treated so badly.
Ma Long hurt countless people in the 1990s and had countless dead souls under his elbow.
Except for Jazz fans, not many people really liked that guy.
Seeing Ma Long's buttocks bleeding, many fans had no choice but to kneel down and call Li Ang "Master Qingtian".
Making the decision for everyone's grievances, what is this if not Lord Qingtian?
This time, even Popovich thought Li Ang did a great job.
After all, the Spurs Twin Towers Admiral and Idiot were both beaten by Malone.
After many players were injured on the court and left the field, they received blessings from fans.
No matter how cruel competitive sports are, injuries are something no one wants to see.
After all, it's a loss for both players and fans.
But Malone left the game injured and fell off the stretcher when he left the game, but he won the whole house.
He is probably the first person in NBA history to get everyone applauding despite being injured.
Even his teammate Kobe almost couldn't help laughing out loud on the court.
When he was about to be swept away, something like Ma Long's buttocks was blown open.
This can be regarded as a ray of light in the endless darkness.
If you flirt with someone else's wife, your eyes will explode!
Malone finally left, and the last game of this tough guy's career ended with him being carried away on a stretcher.
But since he had committed too many sins before, he was worthy of this result.
After Ma Long was carried off, the referee looked at Li Ang with suspicion.
"Did you do it again?"
"Ah? Conscience of heaven and earth! I have been playing in this league for five years. You should know very well who I, Li Ang, am.
I won't commit murder and arson, and I won't commit deceit and abduction. If I were to publish an autobiography, it would be called "Basketball: I'm Really a Good Person."
So, how could it be me? You also used the word ‘again’, which is really hurtful.
Let me declare that Ma Long’s buttock bleeding has nothing to do with me, Li Shanshan!
I guess he broke his hemorrhoids when he fell down. My second uncle has this problem, so I can’t blame him."
After listening to Li Ang's explanation, or in other words, after listening to Li Ang's sophistry, the referee had one sentence in his mind: He doesn't even have any shame!
Indeed, the league's referees are already very familiar with Li Ang and understand him very well.
That's why he thought it was Li Ang who did it!
Although he didn't see it clearly, the referee still felt that the bleeding in Ma Long's buttocks had something to do with Li Ang.
I'm just helpless. The surroundings were too chaotic and there were too many people just now, so I couldn't take a picture of the entire entanglement between Li Ang and Ma Long.
The referee suffered from the lack of evidence and could not directly handcuff Li Ang on the spot.
But a technical foul can still be given.
After all, it is a fact that Li Ang and Ma Long had a fierce conflict on the floor just now.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Li Ang received a technical foul. Although he took advantage, Li Ang still made a gesture exclusive to the Emperor of Kacun at the referee.
"My technical foul? Conscience, his hemorrhoids have nothing to do with me!"
Li Ang continued to quibble. Although he was wronged and reluctant on the surface, Li Ang was actually very happy in his heart.
This shit, if I had known it was a technical foul, neither Stoudemire nor Stoudemire would have to suffer so much.
But Li Ang can't be too happy yet, because the suspension penalty can be added after the game.
Just like going to a KTV, you don't have to make a decision right away. You can change a few batches after watching it.
The same goes for suspension penalties. The league usually doesn't make a decision right away. They watch the video over and over again after the game and finally decide whether to suspend the player or not.
Therefore, there is still a possibility that Li Ang will be suspended.
Malone passed away in a bloody mess, ah no, left the league.
Malone's shame is over, but the Lakers' shame is not.
They have to continue to endure the suffering and face the humiliation of being swept away.
After Ma Long was defeated, Master Tang immediately replaced all the main players.
Lakers fans were speechless. The reason why Li Ang was there was because he fucked Malone!
Misunderstanding, Mr. Tang just felt that, leading the Lakers by 19 points without Malone, there was no suspense in the game.
Next, the Suns still have the finals to play.
Can't we save the physical strength of the main players?
Li Ang is also very tired. Do you know how much effort it takes to tear a strong man's butthole?
To be continued...