Chapter 129: Urinate three feet against the wind
As a lesbian, Chen Lan did not eat voraciously like a man, but instead ate Wushan grilled fish on the side.
The spicy and fresh taste made her fascinated. Even though she was so spicy that she was sweating heavily, she kept feeding the white and tender fish into her mouth.
Because she was thin and quiet, she wanted to eat other dishes, but found that she had already been snatched away by others.
These big men were also very terrified, and they didn't move the grilled fish for a moment.
Because grilled fish has many spikes and is troublesome to eat, eating grilled fish is not the first choice.
No one snatched it from him. Chen Lan was also happy and purity.
Wang Yu held a bottle of wine in one hand and the roasted lamb leg of three or four pounds in the other, a bite of spicy sweet potato roast, and a bite of fragrant lamb leg meat. It was so beautiful.
At this moment, seeing Chen Lan having to eat grilled fish, she immediately tore off half a pound of lamb leg meat and handed it to Chen Lan.
Chen Lan looked at the golden lamb leg squeaking hot oil, and the cumin on it was still emitting an attractive fragrance. She happily accepted it and tore off a small piece of fragrant crispy meat and put it in her mouth. She felt that her pores were relaxed and she was incredibly beautiful!
"You guy is so mean!" Zhang Dabiao was displeased and joked: "Why just give it to Chen Lan and not me?"
After saying that, he had to reach out to grab the roast lamb leg from Wang Yu's hand.
Wang Yu took the roast lamb legs away, grinned at Zhang Dabiao, and responded: "I do!"
But I never thought that the roasted lamb legs were stretched to Wang Chengzhu.
Wang Chengzhu's eyes were swaying, and he bit on the roast lamb legs in one bite, and he tore off half a pound of barbecue!
"Damn!" Wang Yu swears, but before he can react, he was pushed down on the kang by Zhang Dabiao and snatched more than a pound of barbecue from his lamb leg.
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After drinking and eating, six big men, including Wang Yu, Li Yunlong, Zhao Gang, Zhang Dabiao, Wang Chengzhu, Wang Xikui, etc., sat on the kang, each of them was drunk, and they were wearing a hand and holding each other, holding homework.
"Old Zhao, you damn... don't always teach me a lesson, I... You are still playing with the mud during war!" Li Yunlong didn't speak well after drinking too much, and said with his arms around Zhao Gang's shoulder.
"Li Yunlong, I will tell you!" Zhao Gang also said drunk: "You are just a bastard who doesn't know a lot of words!"
Immediately, Zhao Gang smiled again, pointed to Li Yunlong's nose and said, "But I respect you as a man! I like it, hehe!"
On this side, Zhang Dabiao hugged Wang Yu, and couldn't even lift his eyelids. He muttered: "You kid, it depends on your ability to fight me. I have not disappointed my uncle's expectations for you!"
"Don't worry!" Wang Yu also showed a blush on his face, and he bit his tongue and said, "Brother will definitely lead you... to kill the Japanese, kill the big Japanese!"
After saying that, Wang Yu raised the bottle of wine in his hand and poured it into his mouth, and found that there was no wine anymore.
Wei Dayong squatted on the table on the ground, wiped all the tableware with the last steamed bun, took a sip of sweet potato, and cursed with a smile: "What kind of seniority do you two have? Wang... Wang Yu, you should call him uncle, he should call you brother!"
"No, he should call you uncle..."
I was drunk, and all the big men were drunk.
Wang Yu's eyes were blurred and he laughed.
As the saying goes, if you don’t get drunk, everyone will get drunk. Although he only drank half of the sweet potato, he was in an unprecedented relaxation.
Before traveling through time, in that peaceful era, relatives and friends competed with each other, and leaders and colleagues competed with each other and flattered them. Although they were in the Pure Land, they were already in a mess at the spiritual level.
In this era of smoke, there is no place for peace in the great country. The whole country is full of soldiers. However, here, Wang Yu felt unprecedented peace, this is a pure land of the soul.
At least, you can fuck and scold each other with your comrades, but when you go to the battlefield, you can completely tell them that you will leave your back to your comrades!
This is the true love of life!
This kind of sincerity is particularly rare in modern times when greed is envied.
After a while, the group of big men all fell on the kang and started to snore.
After the group of big men fell down, a lesbian Chen Lan came to the steps in the yard to sit down, took out the pistol in his arms, with a complicated expression.
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In the middle of the night, Wang Yu felt so nervous that he pushed away Wang Chengzhu's stinky feet on his body in a daze, dragged a pair of shoes randomly and came to the yard.
He stood on the door and began to open the gate and release the water.
A gust of cold wind came, and he couldn't help but shivered and his mind became a little clearer. Looking at the little water pillar in front of him, he, like all the evil things in the hearts of all men, had enough strength to drive the little water pillar farther and farther away.
It's really a urinary 30% against the wind!
As his eyes moved out of the small water column, the light from the corner of his eyes suddenly glanced at a black shadow sitting on the steps, like a figure!
Suddenly, Wang Yu was frightened and Xiao Shuizhu shivered and fell into his hands.
At this moment, his head suddenly became clear and he was completely sleepy. He shook his hand, put the guy in, and came forward to see who was not sleeping in the middle of the night, sitting on the steps and peeing at someone peeing.
It doesn't matter if you see this, but after seeing the person clearly, you will be extremely embarrassed.
Chen Lan sat on the steps, her eyes curled up to look at him without showing any inappropriateness.
This made Wang Yu even more embarrassed, and he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into it!
In fact, Chen Lan's face had already reddened to her ears, and it was as hot as fire. She clearly saw Wang Yu's every move, but all this happened too suddenly, which made her at a loss for a moment.
But Wang Yu didn't know that in his opinion, Chen Lan's wide eyes seemed to care about it at all.
He coughed a few times: "Ahem, that... Chen Lan, why haven't you gone back to rest?"
Hearing this, Chen Lan took a few deep breaths before she felt her face was not so hot, and she whispered: "I can't sleep."
"Oh." Wang Yu responded and continued, "Then I'll go back to sleep."
After saying that, Wang Yu wanted to give himself a slap and secretly scolded himself for being a rectal donkey. Now, as soon as he said that, he would be neither leaving nor staying.
Seeing that Wang Yu, the man who was hesitant, was a little funny, Chen Lan found it funny and then said, "Can you...can you accompany me for a walk?"
Wang Yu was delighted, and his head was like a chicken eating rice. He said, "It just so happened that the leader did not get up to check the post tonight, so I'll take a walk around!"
He knew that Li Yunlong had the habit of getting up in the middle of the night to check the job, but he was happy today. He drank too much and could not do it. Fortunately, he found such an excuse.
In the middle of the night, the two of them wandered around the village, speechless all the way.
Because Chen Lan had been in the yard for more than an hour, she was blown by the cold wind again, and she kept sizzling heat in her hands.
Seeing this, Wang Yu diligently took off his cotton coat and put it on Chen Lan.
Chen Lan hesitated for a moment, but did not shirk it, but gritted her teeth and asked Wang Yu.
Chapter completed!