Chapter 171 The Black Pearl and the Pirate King(1/2)
Roger finally paid -
Roger couldn't do such a shameful thing, but what he paid for was his and Star-Lord's money. Yondu didn't give them the money to drink. Bah, Yondu had to ask Yondu for the money.
The bar owner was unsure about Roger's relationship with the Collector, and Yondu and the others didn't spend much money, so he gave up. In the end, Star-Lord and Roger walked out of the bar in a big way.
When Roger was paying, Star-Lord saw the numbers on his personal terminal, and his jaw dropped in shock. With so much money, no one would be a star thief.
After walking out of the door, Sha Diao Xingjue directly made up his mind and hugged his thighs. Such money would never be spent in a lifetime. He could try things he had never thought of before. Hehehehehe...
"Hey, don't be stupid, the money is mine, not yours." Roger rolled his eyes.
"Huh? Brother Jie, do you know what I'm thinking?" Star-Lord said in surprise.
"Your saliva is drooling. All you need is a word "funny" carved into your eyes. No one can see it..."
Star-Lord: ".........."
After leaving the bar, Roger thought for a while. What he lacked most now was a spaceship. Asgard's spaceship was an antique from a thousand years ago, and its speed could no longer keep up with the current era.
I bought a spaceship and then bought drinks from the barren land. I don’t know how many drinks I have to drink to get my genes strengthened, because they are all processed and diluted. What if I eat them directly??
Roger took a look at the thick soil underground...
Isn't it a bit silly to just chew the dirt, or jump into some mine and just eat it?
"Ahem, Brother Jie, you can't eat that thing directly, it will cause poisoning or death." Star-Lord coughed and said.
"Well, you know what I'm thinking?"
"Of course, I can tell when you look straight at the ground. Many people have the same idea as you."
Roger: "......"
Star-Lord began to explain that because the brain tissue jelly, cerebral spinal fluid drinks, bone meal, etc. produced in the barren land are of great value, people who come to the barren land will always sneak into the wild and pick up a hoe to dig.
However, just like a rotten corpse, people will be poisoned if they eat it. The head of this god group has been dead for too many years. If it is eaten directly without processing, not only will the genes not be strengthened, but the person will be poisoned to death. In other words, the hand will react
Effect.
Later, many ore thieves also became honest, because they did not have a series of high-tech equipment to refine the poisonous ore they dug out.
"Because the refining equipment is very expensive, even thieves cannot afford it, and even if they can afford it, there is no corresponding formula, so few people buy or sell raw ore on the market, and they basically buy complete products produced in barren lands.
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"Oh, that's it. Forget it, let's buy a spaceship first..."
The two of them crossed the long city of life and came to a place specializing in selling spaceships. They saw all kinds of spaceships on the ground, large and small, some round, some oval, and some irregular.
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There are also some people who don’t know what they think, and they have made some weird things. Is that a rake?
"Hello, two guests. Welcome. I don't know what kind of spaceship you want to buy. We have everything here." An alien with an octopus head greeted the two happily and introduced them enthusiastically.
"Two guests, please come here. We have the latest spaceships here, which are good at defense, fast, and powerful in attack. We have them all. Even if you two want to buy some prohibited warships, we have a way to get them for you.
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The octopus-headed star man waved his octopus arms happily and introduced him happily.
"Brother Jie, how about this one? Even though it is small, it is very fast, and it is also a military battleship from the Kree Empire. Except for the lack of starry sky cannon, it has very good defense." Star-Lord pointed to a small spaceship.
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Roger did not make a decision immediately. Instead, he curiously pointed to a sailboat not far away, "That thing is also a spaceship?!"
The Octopus star looked at it and said, "That one is sold by a Star II. It is a spaceship that won a prize in a spaceship creative competition. It looks very good. If you want to buy it, I can sell it to you at a 20% discount."
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Star-Lord pulled Roger over unhappily, "Brother Jack, don't be fooled. That kind of spaceship consumes too much energy. Whoever buys it will be taken advantage of..."
Star-Lord explained that this type of spaceship is open-air like a sailboat, so during the voyage, the shield must be constantly opened to protect the deck so that people can move on it, otherwise people have to enter the cabin.
Continuously opening the shield on the deck during flight is very energy-consuming.
In other words, it is just like the Ferrari on Earth. It is only suitable for decoration. It is useless to travel long distances. Moreover, the key is not a warship. The defense is not at full level, nor is it equipped with various ion cannons and planetary cannons for star battles.
"In other words, apart from running faster and having a good-looking appearance, it has nothing to offer?!" Roger blinked, not knowing what he was talking about.
"Ah, yes, and the capacity is small, not as big as Yondu's spaceship." Star-Lord said.
Indeed, even though Yondu is a star thief, he is a large star thief, and his spaceship is at the level of a mothership, which can enlarge dozens of small spaceships.
Roger patted the octopus's head hard and said cheerfully, "That's it."
Star-Lord: ".........."
Octopus Head said happily, "My guest is really wise. I will handle the formalities for you. Please come here and swipe your card."
Looking at the octopus head that was hurriedly pulling Roger over to pay, Star-Lord smashed the opponent's head with his fist, even though the opponent was a mollusk himself.
"Brother Jie, don't you think about it again? That kind of spaceship is really worthless," Star-Lord said anxiously.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "No, it looks good, just run fast, from now on it will be called the Black Pearl, hahahahaha~"
"By the way." Roger turned to look at Brother Squidward, "I want to change the paint and the appearance."
Squidward is using several tentacles to pull out his head.
puff!
"Ah, of course there is no problem. It only modifies the external structure and has no impact on the interior of the spacecraft at all. Please come to our VIP room to discuss what kind of modification you want to make. We have the best designers to modify it for you personally."
"Then let's go."
Seeing Roger and Squidward holding each other's back, Star-Lord had no choice but to follow him. He had said everything he needed to say anyway, and it didn't cost him any money.
"I'm going to make the sail a three-pole one, and then I'm going to get some tattered canvas, and I'm going to print skulls and pirate flags on them..."
"The defense must be modified and strengthened without affecting the speed. Well, can the shape of the ion cannon be modified? I want to change it to one that looks like an old gun barrel from the seventeenth century. Have you never seen it? I will draw it for you.
look."
In the conference room, Roger and the spaceship merchant vigorously put forward conditions. Because they sold the Ferrari in the spaceship, which was a useless thing, the Octopus people only nodded to Roger's request, and also promised to free the exterior.
Transformation.
Roger was not polite and made various seemingly strange requests, such as modifying sails. Sails are useless for sailing in the universe, but customers are God.
Then they requested that the ion cannon be transformed into an antique red cannon shape, and that the hull be made black.
Finally, glass was added to the cab of the cabin...
Finally, in Star-Lord's eyes, a seventeenth-century pirate ship appeared, with a large skull embroidered on the sail.
"Ahem, Brother Jie, are you planning on playing a pirate ship?" Star-Lord asked in confusion.
"Of course, oh no, it's purely a personal cry, hahahaha~~" Roger laughed.
Later, under Star-Lord's painful eyes, at the specialty sales place in the barren land, Roger ordered "drinks", "jelly," and "protein powder" worth one billion.
"Don't feel so bad. This is my money. You feel so bad for me. It's embarrassing to see..." Roger was speechless.
"I...Brother Jack, you don't know the value of this money. It's completely different from the money on Earth. You only spent two million on the spaceship just now."
I don’t know, but the infinite gems are only 4 billion...
"You don't understand. Not only do I eat these things, but my eldest brother also eats them. Alas, he has a big appetite, and I'm afraid even one bite is not enough for him." Roger sighed.
Of course he wasn't talking about Po, who doesn't eat real things, but Unit No. 1...
On Yondu's mother ship, when Roger drank until his stomach couldn't hold it that day, he had a sudden idea and summoned Unit 1, and then gave him some protein powder from the barren land, as well as jelly and drinks.
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Unexpectedly, after eating Unit No. 1, his eyes lit up and he actually grabbed it without the owner's control.
Roger was in a hurry. In order for Unit 1 not to eat the packaging of those tin cans and have diarrhea, he opened the cans vigorously.
In the end, Roger ate a meal of the specialties from the barren land, and the rest went into the belly of Unit 1.
Roger felt it carefully, and the momentum of Unit 1 had increased a lot, and he was overjoyed.
After all, my stomach is limited. Even if I eat jelly and drink protein powder for three meals a day, I can't eat much. And the No. 1 machine's belly is so big, but it is still my powerful partner, so I might as well let it eat freely.
The family was big and the business was big, but the landlord didn't have any spare money, so he robbed the collector of hundreds of millions of dollars, and then used his money to buy his products...
"Eh, that's not right. Bah, bah, bah, won't the money go back to his hands? Bastard." Roger dropped the bottle in frustration.
"What are you afraid of? Brother Jie, you can't spend all your money~" Star-Lord hugged a beautiful girl from the Xiah Empire and was kissing her. Don't mistake her for the shape-shifting female Paopao.
Roger also rolled his eyes at Star-Lord's character of being able to prey on women.
"Buy one more specialty product, and it will be used up..." Roger rolled his eyes, "By then, there will be no income, and you will have to sell your butt to support me."
"..."
"Ahem, Brother Jie, no one wants a rough guy like me. I just have to earn it after all the money is spent."
"How to make money? Tell me? I don't want to work, I will never work in this life, and I don't know how to do business..."
"You can go and rob~" Star-Lord opened his eyes wide, "Yondu doesn't know how to do business or work. He only survives today by robbing..."
To be continued...