Font
Large
Medium
Small
Night
Prev Index    Favorite Next

Chapter 86, the sow's postpartum assistant (please subscribe!)

It was a little late when I returned to school.
As soon as I got off the bus, I was careless and vomited wildly in my arms with the telephone pole for a while.
This time, Li Heng was also a little uncomfortable. He sat on a stone and rested for a long time before he recovered. Then the two went back to the dormitory to wash and brush their teeth.
When everything is done, Li Heng greets: "Lao Yong, go! Let's eat beef hotpot."
Unexpectedly, Zhang Zhiyong didn't want to move anymore, so he climbed onto the bed and started lying on the corpse: "Li Heng, my stomach is so uncomfortable now, I feel like it's like a turbulent sea. How much money do you have?"
Li Heng was confused, so he said, "What do you want to eat? I will satisfy you."
Zhang Zhiyong's face was pale and his eyes were closed like a dead person: "I'll eat a chicken, I can't eat it."
I was thinking, if I died like this, Li Heng, you must have a good coffin for me, and be at the bottom of the class alive. If I die, I will become the best man!"
The more I thought about it, the more I felt that the first half of my life was too unworthy. I screamed: "Damn! I have been so cowardly in the past 18 years. You have tasted women, but I haven't even touched the girl's hand before. I don't know where the neighbor's sister is now. Her underwear is still in my box, and the smell is dry!"
Li Heng couldn't listen anymore and kicked him directly: "I just fainted and got into a pretentious relationship with me. Will I go to have a meal?"
"Go and go! Damn! Be gentle." Zhang Zhiyong jumped up and left the dormitory building with a sad look on his face.
On the way, the second guy asked, "Master Heng, ask you something?"
Li Heng spoke: "Say."
Zhang Zhiyong wanted to speak but stopped. He was so shy that he was very uncomfortable in the end. He still stammered:
"Did you say Sister Chunhua get married?"
Liu Chunhua is his neighbor. Later, he went to the army and has not returned home yet. The two fools have been thinking about it.
Li Heng recalled that in his vague memory, the other party should be about to be discharged from the army at this time. As soon as he was discharged from the army, he was arranged in the city propaganda department. Then, less than half a year, he was spotted by a leader and brought home to be his daughter-in-law.
The reason I have an impression is that such a capable person appeared in the village. Everyone envied for many years after dinner, and after listening to it too much, they would automatically have memories.
He didn't want to attack this guy, he just said ambiguously: "I don't know, he is 5 years older than us, so it's OK to get married."
Zhang Zhiyong silently.
After passing through the school gate, Li Heng asked, "What? Are you still thinking about your childhood dreams and wanting to marry her?"
Zhang Zhiyong said dissatisfiedly: "When I have money in the future, I will definitely marry her home."
Marry it, when you have money, the daylily will be cold.
The two went to Laoliu Hotel.
The first time Li Heng was so confident that he was not careful to have a meal. He ordered three meat dishes, one soup dish, and one hot pot in one breath.
Sure enough, food is the best power to resolve sadness. When the meat is served on the table, it is a careless way to start eating and drinking. The chopsticks keep stuffing meat into your mouth. It's so rude, it's so rude! I won't mention motion sickness anymore, and I won't mention my neighbor's sister anymore.
The two of them looked thin, but they never had a soft mouth when they were eating. Not only did they finish three meat dishes and soup, but they almost drank the hot pot base.
Seeing that he threw the last piece of garlic clove into his mouth, Li Heng asked, "Are you full? If you are not full, I will order another dish."
Zhang Zhi shook his hand violently, poured the hot pot soup into a bowl, lowered his head and drank it in one breath and said:
"Ha! Hiccup! So comfortable. Let's go. I'm now full of energy and a hero again!"
Li Heng raised his hand, "Boss, how much does it cost?"
Lao Liu took a break and said, "It's okay to count 4 yuan and 4 yuan together, just count 4 yuan and 4 yuan."
Li Heng took out the money, counted it, and handed it over: "Give it!"
"You little boy! You are so open, welcome to come again next time." Lao Liu gave him a thumbs up. Those who can earn two days of salary these days are definitely Haoke.
When he came out of the hotel, Zhang Zhiyong slapped his thigh hard and said distressedly: "Grass! It's so expensive! I won't come next time I'll kill you. We'll still eat fried egg noodles."
Li Heng smiled and said, "You spent money like flowing water before, but you never felt so distressed."
Zhang Zhiyong stubbornly said, "This is spending your money, how can it be the same? Uncle Li and Aunt Tian need this money, damn! I will never instigate you to go to the restaurant next time."
Li Heng hugged his neck and said, "It's okay, I'll make money if I don't have enough money. I'm a great writer now. It's still easy to make a few meals."
"Mom! You are all a great writer. I really want to scream at the playground and show off! You won't let me."
Although Zhang Zhiyong is very jealous of him as a great writer, he is also glorious and very proud.
After passing through the playground, he asked intently: "Where to go?"
Li Heng looked up at the classroom and found a light on, saying, "Go to the classroom, I have something to do."
"I'm so irritable, I'm going to study again. Oh, I'll endure it for a few more months." Zhang Zhiyong reluctantly followed him upstairs.
No wonder the classroom door can be opened. It turned out that Sun Manning, who was holding the key in his hand, was inside. There were Song Yu, Mai Sui and Chen Lijun next to it.
Chen Lijun sat in that sad face.
Li Heng was confused and asked instinctively: "Comrade Chen Lijun, where are you feeling uncomfortable?"
Chen Lijun was embarrassed to speak, but Sun Manning said nervously: "Lijun is in her menstrual period and has dysmenorrhea."
Hearing this, Chen Lijun's face turned red.
Thinking of Liu Li's desire to die for this girl, Li Heng raised his interest and said, "I have a way to alleviate your situation."
Sun Manning asked for his friend: "What method?"
Li Heng said to Chen Lijun: "Sit upright and then relax your lower abdomen, hey, that's it.
Then add your hands up and down to the belly button. Well, right, your movement is right, then try to grab the flesh on your belly and lift it up, and finally shake it left and right a few times."
Chen Lijun followed his description several times and felt much more relaxed. He asked happily: "Don't tell me, your method is really effective, it doesn't hurt so much in an instant. Li Heng, a boy, how do you know so much?"
Li Heng said modestly: "It's not that I know a lot, these are things clearly written in the book."
Chen Lijun asked curiously: "What book?"
Li Heng blinked: ""Postpartum Care for Sows."
"Hehehehehe"
Sun Manning opened his hands and hugged Song Yu, and the wheat ears were filled with smiles.
Chen Lijun's face turned redder than before. She grabbed the eraser on the table and smashed it at Li Heng, and laughed slowly and scolded: "Go to you! Li Heng, I've told the girls in another class before, you are a gentleman."
Li Heng picked up the eraser on his body, handed it to Mai Sui, asking her to help put it on Chen Lijun's desk, and asked: "Didn't Mai Sui, you went home yesterday? Why did you come?"
Mai Sui Rou smiled charmingly and explained: "Yesterday it was grandma's birthday. My parents picked me up for dinner. Today they went to purchase goods from other places, so they sent me in advance."
Influenced by his father, Zhang Zhiyong was quite interested in doing business. "Mai Sui, what kind of business does your family do?"
Mai Sui said: "They sell in a lot of different ways, mainly clothing."
At this point, Mai Sui remembered something and suddenly said to several people: "Yesterday I heard a news at my grandmother's birthday party, saying that there was a great writer in our Shao City. Have you ever heard of it?"
Sun Manning interrogated: "Yes! I've known it for a long time. My father, the director and the head teacher are still chasing this great writer and other writers. Unfortunately, this writer has never come forward, so I don't know where it is?"
Upon hearing this, Li Heng and Song Yu looked at each other silently and smiled. Two seconds later, the two of them left their eyes apart.
Zhang Zhiyong was originally looking at his brother, but when he saw this scene, he felt very sad.
He secretly cursed: Mom! Li Heng, you beast! He really dares to provoke such a beautiful Song Yu!
Several people were chatting, but before they knew it, it was 7 o'clock in the evening. At this time, two people came in at the door of the classroom, Song Shi and Jiang Yue.
Seeing that his parents came, Song Yu immediately stood up from her seat and smiled at the few people:
"I'll go home first, see you tomorrow."
Although the students are relaxed when they get together these days, as soon as the parents come, they will be immediately beaten back to the prototype. No one makes any noise and quietly watches the family of three leave.
When he arrived at the playground downstairs, Jiang Yue asked his daughter: "Yubao, the boy next to you just sat next to you is Chen Zijin's partner, right?"
Seeing that his parents all looked at him, Song Yu was very calm: "Well, it's him."
Fearing that her parents were thinking too much, she added: "We are the same deskmates."
These words made the couple stunned. Jiang Yue asked tightly: "Hasn't Mai Sui been at your deskmate in the past few years? When did it become?"
Song Yu pondered for two seconds and said calmly: "Manning and Li Heng will easily be distracted and talk small things after sitting for a long time. Mai Xu is similar, so he exchanged seats with Mai Xu."
Jiang Yue subconsciously wanted to ask: Why didn’t you exchange it with Li Heng and let Mai Sui and Li Heng be at the same table?
But she didn't say this, she was afraid that she would misunderstand her daughter.
When he got home, Jiang Yue quietly found her husband who was smoking in the yard outside, and said with some concern:
"Old Song, then Li Heng learned to fall in love at a young age. Will his daughter be affected by sitting with him?"
Song Shi reacted and pulled out the cigarette butt from his mouth, "Are you worried that Li Heng was going to Yubao?"
Jiang Yue frowned and said, "I didn't think so, but I don't rule out this possibility.
After all, my daughter's figure combines the advantages of both of us, and is still very lethal to ordinary boys of the same age."
This is not just talking nonsense, but a deep understanding of their daughter as their parents.
I even said proudly that in decades of life, she has never seen anyone with a more outstanding appearance and temperament than her daughter.
It is precisely because they loved this daughter very much since childhood that in order to concentrate on raising this daughter, the couple reached an agreement when Song Yu was very young and would not give birth to another child.
So, now that there is a veteran in love next to her daughter, and her wife instinctively develops a sense of crisis, Song Shi is very understanding.
Song Shi hesitated and said, "I know Wang Qi, why don't I ask Teacher Wang Qi to change Li Heng?"
Jiang Yue asked in turn: "Is this OK? Will Wang Qi feel that we are making a big deal and being petty?
My daughter also said last time that Li Heng's grades were also good and he also received a special scholarship."
Song Shi was very pampered by his wife, so he asked, "What do you think of? Do you have any good ideas?"
Jiang Yue thought for a long time and said, "I am familiar with the wife of the director of the No. 1 Middle School. We all teach music. We have met more than once. Let her help pay attention?"
Only two years have passed, Jiang Yue shook his head and denied it again, "It's still not good to do this, so why not just find Teacher Wang Qi."
The couple discussed for a while, but in the end, they didn't discuss any good solutions due to their contempt. Song Shi said: "Precaution first, my daughter's first-size score will come out soon, let's see the scores."

Song Yu left, and the 204 classroom suddenly seemed a little quiet.
Li Heng seized the time to do serious business, took out a new book, and after he had some emotions, he began to write "The Stubborn Lord".
In his previous life, in order to pursue Song Yu, he lived in the capital for a long time and still had a certain understanding of the humanistic atmosphere of the capital.
The problem is that I have never been to the capital in this life. Is it appropriate to write a "stubborn master"?
Damn it!
My mind was so hot that Wang Shuo was so angry that he decided to write this novel, and he also let the news with the editor Zou Ping. If he rashly gave up and stopped writing now, no matter how he dealt with Zou Ping, he would look down on himself.
After weighing the pros and cons, Li Heng decided to write. Who said that I can’t write before I’ve been to the capital, and I can’t read books?
The famous painter Zhang Daqian has never been to Lushan and has painted the famous work "Lushan Map". Who the hell is going to ask for reason?
It doesn’t matter if it’s an appropriate small bug, as long as it’s not a constant bug, let’s talk about it, even if you write “The Stubborn Lord”, what can others do to themselves?
At most, I would say incredible, this boy is just so terrifying!
But you can't be so reckless. You'll go to Xinhua Bookstore to find some information tomorrow. Now you don't have time to read it. When you take the time to read it, you can still scare people.
He did it right away, Li Heng calmed down and swam the pen on the notebook.
This is the best thing between academic masters. When you see others studying hard, you will basically not disturb them. Because everyone is the same type of person and they don’t like their state being interrupted when they are studying.
Therefore, the three girls of wheat ears in the front row, Sun Manning and Chen Lijun, had no time to look back. After each finished a set of test papers, they left together. They did not make any noise from beginning to end and disturbed Li Heng, who was working hard in the back row.
Zhang Zhiyong was the same. He sat in the last row of the classroom near the garbage dump. He rarely left early tonight, holding an English material book and memorizing it hard there!
The goal of being careless is very simple. I go to the same big city as my brothers and have a companion to and from school.
ps: Please give me a monthly ticket! Please subscribe!
Chapter completed!
Prev Index    Favorite Next