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Chapter 190 What kind of hell joke is this?

 Ren Jie’s side has successfully filled the cup. Mianbei has completely ceased to exist and has completely disappeared from the map. I’m afraid it won’t be called Bullfrog Lake in the future.

Ren Jie was happy that Long Ran's spiritual enlightenment place had exploded into the sky, but the matter did not end so easily.



The land of the demon clan is bounded by mountains and seas, and the dragon's nest is in the palace of Long Ran.

Long Ran was dressed in white, sitting cross-legged on a futon. The spiritual energy around him couldn't help but gather towards him. The evil energy exuded from his body even formed a thick evil cloud over the palace.

Most of its body is human-shaped, but it also retains many dragon characteristics. It has white dragon horns on its head and two long and narrow dragon whiskers hanging down from its nose.

He was originally an anaconda, but he caught up with the dividends of spiritual energy recovery and started the journey of genetic evolution. The years passed by, and Long Ran witnessed the establishment of Ten Thousand Dragons' Nest with his own eyes.

Even in today's era, Long Ran is still a famous demon among the demon clan. Even in the Ten Thousand Dragons' Nest, he still has considerable say.

The level has reached the tenth level of power.

Long Ran, who was practicing, couldn't help but disperse the demonic clouds and frowned. For some reason, he always felt uneasy.

When you reach his level, your sixth sense is often very accurate.

At this moment, in the side hall, a waiter with the head of a dragon rushed into the hall with anxious steps and knelt directly in the hall.

"Reporting to Dragon Ancestor, something bad has happened. News just came from Daxia, saying that..."

Before the waiter finished speaking, there was a knock on the door.

Long Ran waved his hand with a look of dismay on his face:

(¬Benefit¬?) "Tsk~ Who comes to my palace and knocks on the door so late?"

He stood up and took three steps and two steps at a time. He walked forward and opened the door directly, just as he was about to get angry.

But the moment the door opened, a golden long sword was placed directly across his neck. The coldness from the sword's edge made him shudder violently. The edge seemed to cut through his flesh and blood at any time, cutting his body.

It's like the head is cut off from the neck.

Long Ran's body stiffened, and he saw a young man wearing loose pajamas and a nightcap, rubbing his sleepy eyes and yawning, standing at the door.

There was even a blur hanging in the corner of his eye, and it could be seen that he was really sleepy.

Long Ran gritted his teeth, his eyes were full of bloodshot eyes, and his voice was high-pitched.

Octave, the words almost burst out of my mouth.

"Lu Qianfan? What are you doing?"

I saw Lu Qianfan flicking the shit out of his eyes and hitting Long Ran:

"Hey~ Long Ran, right? Good evening?"

Long Ran:!!!

"I'm not very good!"

What is riding here is the realm of mountains and seas.

Monster clan territory.

And this is still the Ten Thousand Dragons' Nest. You, a human, stayed up most of the night, stood at the door of my house, and put your sword across my neck. How can I be okay?

"Lu Qianfan, do you really think that no one can cure you? Now withdraw from our demon clan, Shanhai Realm, and I can pretend that this never happened."

Lu Qianfan grinned: "Don't be so outspoken~ I'm here...of course I'm looking for you if I have something to do!"

Long Ran suppressed the anger in his heart: "What's the matter?"

"I do have something to do, but it's not urgent. Let me tell you a joke first..."

Long Ran:???

You come to my door in the middle of the night, with a sword across my neck and tell me jokes? Do you think I can laugh?

But Lu Qianfan didn't care about Long Ran's reaction at all and kept talking to himself.

"Hey~ do you know which animal is the quietest in the world?"

Long Ran's heart suddenly tightened, and his defensiveness was immediately raised to the limit.

Of course, dead animals are the quietest?

Is he going to chop me to death?

"Wha...what animal?"

Lu Qianfan:

(′?ж?) “Pfft~ It’s a gorilla! Because when a gorilla is angry, it will knock its breasts~ Pfft…hahahahaha~”

Before he finished speaking, Lu Qianfan was enjoying himself, and the corners of Long Ran's mouth twitched...

You came all the way here just to tell me this joke?

Do you have any serious illness?

But the waiter couldn't hold back any of it, he couldn't help laughing, and the veins on Long Ran's forehead jumped:

(???Dan??) "Is it funny?"

Lu Qianfan scratched his butt:

"Hey~ isn't it funny? I thought I could make you laugh..."

"Now let's get down to business. What's going on? Your Mianbei son was beaten to death by our people and chopped into pieces..."

Long Ran's expression suddenly froze, and then the veins on his forehead jumped. Endless demonic energy burst out from his body, and thunder exploded in the sky and the earth.

The aura of his tenth level of majesty is constantly blooming.

(?? Yi?) "Lu! Qian! Fan! You are teasing me by riding a horse!"

The waiter's face turned pale. This was what he was about to say, but he didn't expect Daxia's side to be faster than him.

Facing Long Ran's pressure, Lu Qianfan felt as if a breeze was blowing on his face, with an indifferent expression on his face and the sword in his hand still lying across Long Ran's neck.

"I'm not kidding you. He was really chopped to death. He was just chopped to death a while ago, and the body should still be warm~"

"My elder brother once taught me a trick. When telling someone bad news, it's best to tell a joke to warm up the situation. This way, when you tell that person bad news again, his acceptance level will be higher.

…”

"Now it seems that this trick is not very effective?"

Long Ran was about to vomit blood. He chopped my son to death. It's useless even if you tell me a hundred jokes.

What you do makes me look funny!

"Qian Chuanzi is dead? That's my 12th favorite son! Good! Good to you, Daxia!"

"Are you bullying my demon clan? No matter who does it, I will make you pay the price!"

Lu Qianfan said calmly: "It's just a son who died. Don't be so excited. You have so many sons, so you won't feel bad if you die a thousand or eight hundred, right?"

"It doesn't matter if my son dies, you can be reborn. If I die, I'm really dead, right?"

As he spoke, the sword in Lu Qianfan's hand glowed with golden light.

Long Ran's expression suddenly became ugly.

"You dare to kill me? If you really dare, you won't even get a chance!"

Lu Qianfan squinted:

"My

I hate people threatening me the most! There is really nothing in this world that I, Lu Qianfan, dare not do!"

"If your son dies, he dies. Mianbei will no longer exist from today on. What a bullshit spiritual enlightenment place. The co-governance treaty will no longer count. You monster clan are not allowed to make any counterattacks because of this matter!"

"What a loss! You have to eat even if you eat! You have to eat even if you don't!"

"This is not to discuss with you, but to inform you!"

Long Ran's eyes were blood red: "Lu Qianfan, you are simply bullying the dragon too much!"

"I'm bullying you today, what's wrong? Do you have any objections?"

Long Ran was trembling with anger: "Do you think you can do whatever you want just because you are strong? I, the Lord of the Monster Clan, the Mirage Emperor, am not a vegetarian!"

Lu Qianfan sneered: "The mirage is indeed stronger than me! What? He wants to fuck me? You ask him to come down from the moon and try with me? Does he dare?"

"If you don't dare, just stay with me! Let me swallow the broken teeth!"

As he spoke, the sword flashed, and one of Long Ran's dragon horns was chopped off by Lu Qianfan.

He raised his hand to take it and put it directly in his pocket!

"The two horns are too annoying. I'll cut off one and go back to hand in the task. Do you have any objections?"

Long Ran held his broken horn, his teeth almost shattered!

"you…"

But when the words came to his mouth, he choked, and he didn't even fart out.

Lu Qianfan glanced at Long Ran disdainfully and jumped into the air.

At this moment, several terrifying auras awakened in the dragon's nest, and scarlet eyes shot out from the dragon's nest. The rolling pressure even distorted the space, like a volcano, as if it was about to erupt at any time.

But Lu Qianfan was wearing a nightgown, standing high in the void.

"What? Do you want to try my sword again? You old guys...are your skin itchy again?"

Those terrifying auras finally dissipated, and an old voice came from the Ten Thousand Dragons' Nest.

"Lu Qianfan, how long can you continue to be arrogant?"

Lu Qianfan turned into a golden light and traveled across the mountains and seas. No demon dared to stop him...
Chapter completed!
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