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Chapter 236 ShunDa Express, you can deliver anything quickly(1/2)

 The execution process is a professional one. Only three minutes passed and the king was already tortured to the point of being reduced to a human form.

The whole person was even spread out, and what was even more terrifying was that even so, he was not dead yet.

At this moment, Ren Jie had a clearer understanding of human vitality.

The king could only see his eyes staring, and he couldn't close them because his eyelids had been cut off...

"Why... why did you treat me like this? What did I do wrong?"

The executioner smiled: "You have offended the wrong person~"

Captain Longjiao whispered: "It's almost time. If we don't evacuate, it will be difficult to leave..."

The executioner smacked his lips, put away his affairs with eyes filled with reluctance, and carried the black coffin on his shoulders...

"It's a pity that the time is too short, so you can't fully enjoy it, eh~"

The next moment, the rope that bound the king broke, and he was seen struggling, using his incomplete hands to crush his own throat.

He couldn't wait and committed suicide...

Because the severe pain radiating from every part of his body made him feel like living for one more second was a torture.

Captain Longjiao stepped forward and cut off his head.

"The king is dead! Close the team~"

The purge and beheading operation on Longjiao's side is over, but that doesn't mean the matter is complete.

The demon tribe's nest of thousands of dragons in the mountains and seas, and Long Ran's palace.

At this moment, the palace hall is filled with delicacies, wine and delicacies.

There was even a snake girl with a naked upper body and a snake lower body dancing enthusiastically in the hall, singing and dancing for a while.

Long Ran and the magician all sat at the table, raised their glasses of wine, and drank it all in one gulp.

The magician was seen wearing a tuxedo, a black top hat, white gloves on both hands, and single-frame glasses on his face. He had an elegant temperament.

"Brother Ran? Today is your big day, why can't I see you happy?"

Long Ran's face was filled with disgrace: (¬ Yi¬) "Isn't it that damn Lu Qianfan? My 1008th son died in Daxia, and that was my 12th favorite son."

"I beheaded him as he said. Not only that, Lu Qianfan even came to my door in the middle of the night, told me jokes, and put a sword against my neck to make me endure it."

"Brother! Do you think he is reasonable? I am so angry. Daxia's back is getting harder and harder."

>

The magician smiled:

"Don't worry, how long can their backs be strong? If there is no roof to protect them from wind and rain, the building will eventually collapse. It's just a matter of time. Let's wait and see..."

"Our cooperation this time..."

Long Ran laughed loudly: "Easy to say, easy to say!"

As he spoke, he was about to pour wine into the cup, but the magician snapped his fingers, and Long Ran's empty cup was directly filled with wine, and became full again.

Long Ran was startled, then grinned:

"As expected of a magician, come on, come on~ Let's do it!"

The two of them had just toasted and drank together.

However, the next moment, a dark space crack suddenly opened in the palace hall.

I saw a 12-wheel heavy truck with its lights on and its siren honking as it rushed out of the crack in space.

He crashed into the hall, sending the food and banquets in the hall flying all over the sky. The snake girls screamed and fled in all directions.

The magician's eyes widened suddenly, and he spit out a mouthful of wine before he could swallow it, making Long Ran's face slapped.

Why is there a 12-wheel heavy truck in Wanlongchao Palace? Damn it.

And the truck drifted directly in the hall, throwing the container it was pulling off the trailer.

There is also a big log printed on the container, which says "Shunda Express".

I saw the driver jumping out of the cab, wearing a courier company's overalls, a mask and a peaked cap.

"Mr. Magician, I have your express delivery, and the postage has been paid by the sender~"

"Shunda Express, everything can be delivered quickly! I wish you a happy life!"

Long Ran wiped his face and roared:

"I'll blanch it! Go to hell!"

A stream of white dragon's breath went straight towards the courier, and the courier boy jumped back. A vortex formed in the space, and his body crashed directly into it, completely disappearing.

And this burst of dragon's breath blew up half of the palace, creating a huge crater on the spot.

Long Ran was so angry:

“Shunda Express? Are you on horseback~%?…;# *’☆&℃$…”

How can anyone drive a truck into someone's home and deliver a package?

"Brother? Did you order express delivery? This is..."

At this moment, the magician's brows furrowed, not because of anything else but because there was blood flowing out of the gap in the container.

He stood up and stepped forward, opened the container, and the noodles spread out immediately.

A strong smell of blood hit my face, and I saw a total of 4292 heads neatly arranged into a pyramid, and then suddenly collapsed, rolling down everywhere...

Some heads are relatively familiar to magicians.

Long Ran's eyes brightened and he swallowed:

(〃o﹃o) "Brother? When did you order takeout? Look, you are out of sight now, aren't you? How can you spend money when you come to my brother's house?"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk~ It's so fresh? It looks like it's freshly killed. It's good for braised, steamed or spicy." .??.

I saw the magician's face turned livid:

(???Benefit?? ??)? "What takeaway? These are the heads of my men, the heads of all poker players, they are all here..."

The smile on Long Ran's face suddenly froze, and sweat broke out on his forehead.

(⌒?⌒;) "Aha...Ahaha~ Really? I thought it was an extra meal, no...I'm sorry..."

The magician pulled out a chopstick from the king's head with a dark face, only to see a blood-stained napkin stuck on the chopstick.

"Dare to touch my beloved disciple! Are you tired of living? There will be another time! Your head will appear in front of the Fool's table!"

"Don't doubt whether I can do it or not. If you don't believe it, ask the devil!"

The magician's forehead was filled with veins. He squeezed it with his big hand and the note immediately ignited and turned into ashes.

"Lu Qianfan...when did you have an apprentice?"

Poker has done nothing else recently, just grabbing a Candle Demon, and even borrowed the Echo Scepter...

Why did he touch his apprentice?

Good thing this time, the candle demon didn't get it, the playing cards were gone for him, and the echoing scepter was also lost.

"Tsk~"

Long Ran's face turned darker, was it Lu Qianfan again?

Why am I so unlucky? Next time you make trouble for others, can you not choose my house?

Twice! This time it’s not even half a month! Damn it!



At this moment, Ren Jie couldn't help but open his mouth wide, looking at the interrupted scene in Long Ran's palace with a confused expression!

"Then... the guy in the suit and the tall hat is the magician? Pack all the heads for him by courier? Good guy... I'll be honest..."

"This is not the point. The point is that this thing can also be delivered by express delivery? Isn't that the Monster Clan Mountain and Sea Realm?"

"The courier guy is so powerful? Does the business scope need to be so wide?"

Qing said calmly: "The strong one is not the courier guy, but the Shun Da Express Company. Shun Da Express can deliver everything quickly!"

"Just like the literal meaning, it will be delivered instantly! It's just that if you ask people from Express Express to deliver the express, the freight is very expensive, ridiculously expensive, and overseas business is even more expensive."

"And it's not enough to just give money. Afterwards, you have to write a 150,000-word thank-you letter to them based on the mailing. It should be emotional and emotional, without punctuation, and it should be purely handwritten..."

Ren Jie:???

What the hell? I still have to write a thank you letter? I still need 150,000 words? Is this a thank you letter or writing?

But...then the courier guy obviously uses space-based abilities, right?

With such a strong ability, do you use it to deliver express delivery?

Ren Jie no longer knew what to say.

Shen Ci smiled and said: "Shunda Express Company accepts shipping orders of any form and from anyone. If you are interested, you can also try it..."
To be continued...
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