Chapter 285 Telling lies with eyes open
When Ren Jie connected clues in the house and pointed out that Wen Yuniang was the spiritual god of the lake.
The people in the town were completely furious.
When the moment of eternity was removed, everyone was covered with a cat waist, slumped in place, with a mask of pain on their faces.
Not because of anything else, just because Ren Jie took the time to take the little rubber band that raised everyone's bitter tea. What player can withstand such a trick?
For a moment, screams echoed throughout the town.
And when people found out that it was dawn and figured out that it was stopped last night, they immediately thought of Ren Jie.
Only he can act in the eternal moment?
This guy took advantage of the time to stop and grabbed everyone's little rubber bands for bitter tea? ??
I'm just ~%?…;# *’☆&℃$!
They instinctively had to get up from the ground and fight Ren Jie to the death. However, this climb didn't matter. The laces of the two shoes were tied together and fell hard again.
"Lailai's leg, or a serial condom? Damn Ren Zha, hiss~ Why is my eyes pitch black? What blocked my sight?"
"Puff~Puff hahaha, brother, your hairstyle is OK? It looks like a clam. If your eyes are useless, you can donate it to someone else."
"You still have the heart to laugh at me? Look at the turtle on your face. Kappa's Mediterranean hairstyle is not better than me!"
"This bastard, it's fine if you make me a bird's steamed bun, why do you spray a red word on my face?"
"Brother... Just your appearance... I can't help but expose it. I suggest you rebuild it~"
The townspeople were completely angry and their emotions were foggy. Ren Jie could be said to have done nothing about this night.
So they rushed straight to the hot spring hotel in anger.
At this moment, Kong Huaicai looked at the slow sheep graffiti on his face, his mouth twitched and fell into deep thought, his face as dark as the bottom of a pot.
Yunxi watched as he was caught as Shamatt's hairstyle and the dark and smoky forehead veins stormed.
Bei Feng looked at half of his face with black beard, and couldn't help grinding his teeth: "Does this little bastard not know how to respect the elderly and love the young? Well? What's the smell in his mouth?"
he
I opened my mouth and found that my teeth were blackened...
(?°?┏?┓°?) "He has never been beaten?"
At Mingyue Lane Hotel, Yang Yan was sitting in front of the mirror with her eyes blew out of fire. Her face was painted like a car accident scene. She had a sausage-like red lips, matchmaker moles, black blue eyeshadow, a single-handed eyebrows, and a sky-eye eyebrow.
Originally, her long wavy hair was now full of branches, like a black sea urchin.
I don’t know how much hairspray he has sprayed to make this look, and his scalp is hard.
How could Yang Yan, who has always loved beauty, stand this?
I went out to explain.
But as soon as she arrived at the hot spring hotel, Yang Yan realized that she could not squeeze in. The hotel was surrounded by people, and almost everyone in the town came.
"Come out! If you have a genital, you can get out of here, and you are a man of Shudao Mountain! You guys are so beautiful!"
"Except! I won't fart you today. My surname is yours!"
The public anger became more and more intense and could not be stopped. If you don’t come out, the hot spring hotel will probably be demolished.
At this moment, it was when Ren Jie and the others had just finished talking to Wen Yuniang and she took her son back to the room.
Without saying a word, Qi Mo immediately removed the ink barrier, which was also considered a silent revenge for Ren Jie.
The gate of the hot spring hotel was opened directly, and Ren Jie and his party stood in the door and looked outside.
Looking at the big faces that came up with them and the broken hair of Zhang Fei, Jiang Jiuli and the others couldn't help but laughed and almost passed by.
Ren Jie didn't waste any of this stay?
You have never let go of anyone in the town. The big yellow dogs at the entrance of the village have been painted black and fed to the dog?
Is this a distortion of willfulness or a degradation of morality?
I thought it would be too much to paint everyone here with big lace faces, but who knows that even more too much is still behind?
When Ren Jie saw this scene, he laughed out loud, and he also
It's a laugh.
Not because of other things, just because of this emotional fog, the space of Jinghu is so rich that it is impossible to see your fingers?
"Hahahaha, didn't you expect that the masterpiece of Lord Huling was also painted on your faces?"
Well~ Ren Jie's works are of course masterpieces? .??.
As soon as these words were said, Lu Chen, Jiang Jiuli and the others were stunned. If you hadn't been caught on the spot, we would have thought it wasn't yours!
If this is the case, can you still blame me?
The people were furious: "Bah! You still act? You did it, right? Who can act in the eternal moment except you?"
Ren Jie was stunned:
"No? Do you think it was made by me? My face was also painted? I don't know anything. It's dawn all of a sudden. You can't stick to it."
The people were already furious: "Get out of here and go, you are drawing your own face, just to clear your suspicion, right? Are you so cruel? You don't even let go of your own people?"
Ren Jie was speechless: "It's really not my fault, why don't you believe it? And this is a blessing from Lord Lake God? I really don't know what you have to be angry with."
A brother was angry: "Blessings? Then the turtle painted on my face is also a blessing?"
Ren Jie spread his hands, looking at it for granted:
╮( ??ω?? )╭ "Otherwise? The turtle symbolizes longevity. As the saying goes, a thousand-year-old turtle, is this the Lake God hopes you will live as long as the turtle?"
Jiang Jiuli:(′?ж?)Puff~
Can you explain this?
"Tsk~ Even if you're right, how do you say our haircut like a shit?"
"Not mainstream hairstyle? This is what Lord Lake God tells everyone not to blindly follow the crowd, follow the mainstream, be a unique self, the most shining star in the crowd?"
"Fuck! Is it the most dazzling and conspicuous bag? Then what about this panda eye?"
"Panda is a national treasure. Lord Lake God is praising you as a treasure!"
"Then the shoelaces are tied together?"
"Forever unite!"
"Take our bitter tea rubber band?"
"This is the promotion of you by Lord Lake God!"
"Draw a watch on your wrist?"
"Tell everyone to cherish time!"
"The beard on the face?"
"I don't know anything about my mouth and can't do things well, I don't understand this?"
"The words on the face?"
"Brother, you are so ugly. You are really not a lake god..."
At this moment, He Qiang and Chu Sheng and others looked at Ren Jie with shock.
I don’t accept anyone when I open my eyes and tell lies, just impress Brother Jie!
Can he really break him?
Can this come back in a round way?
However, the hundreds of brothers behind were anxious.
"Even if you are right, how can we explain our Kappa Mediterranean hairstyle?"
Ren Jie was stunned, looking at the hundreds of old men, frowned and shook his legs.
Jiang Jiuli and the others chuckled wickedly, asking you to make it up? You can't make it up now, right?
Ren Jie took off Lu Shen's baseball cap and revealed his Mediterranean hairstyle:
"I said that I'm so old, even if you're bald, you can't harm the villagers like this, right? Everyone becomes as bald as you, so you won't be embarrassed, right?"
"How could you do this? Well~ Why are you so ill? Master Guagua, although Lu Chen is pitiful, you can't help him do this? Isn't this helping the evildoer?"
"Hey~ I can't help you anymore, you can do it yourself!"
At this moment, the hundreds of brothers looked at their hairstyles, then looked at Lu Chen, and their eyes gradually turned red.
Lu Chen stood there confused, pointing at his nose and opening his mouth wide.
?(?Oral??) "Ha? I...I did it?"
Ren Jie spread his hands:?(?~?)? "Or what? Otherwise, who else would be so bored to pick this hairstyle for others?"
There is no way... the father is paying the debts and the son is paying it~
It's so old that I just used it.
Guagua:(°︶°〃)???
Chapter completed!