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Chapter 208: The Monkey King: My grandson is here [4000](1/2)

 Dongsheng Shenzhou, Huaguo Mountain, Shuiliandong Blessed Land.

The original book describes: A white rainbow rises, thousands of thunder waves fly; the sea breeze blows constantly, and the river moon shines still; the air-conditioning divides the green peaks, and the remaining water moistens the green weeds; the gurgling famous waterfall is really like a hanging curtain.

The waterfall falls from the sky like a white rainbow, splashing thousands of feet of thunder waves. The sea wind has no power to blow it off. It glows white under the moonlight of the river, like a blue barrier exuding cold air, and is moistened by the clear running water.

The green hills and waterfalls are constantly gurgling, like crystal curtains hanging on the sky.

One word: "Beautiful."

It is indeed worthy of being the ancestral line of the ten states, and the dragon comes from the three islands.

Continuing from the previous episode, the foursome traveled to the Western Liang Kingdom. Master Sanzang and Master Bajie of the Tang Dynasty accidentally drank water from the Zimu River and became pregnant. Sun Xingzhe rescued them by taking water from the fetal spring. The Queen wanted to recruit Master Sanzang, and Sanzang became pregnant.

The Master said: "If there is an afterlife, I will definitely live up to you!"

Tunnel escaped with the help of Sun Xingzhe!

The group of four people who studied Buddhist scriptures went to Pipa Cave in Poison Mountain. Master Tripitaka was captured by the scorpion spirit in the cave and almost lost Yuanyang. Sun Xingzhe then invited Pleiades to destroy him.

When we arrived at the border of the Daughter Kingdom in Xiliang, we met thieves again who blocked the road and robbed us. The traveler was feeling aggrieved all the way and was about to vent his anger. He used a golden cudgel with a stick as big as a bowl and beat the thieves to pieces.

Those who are holding you will die, those who are holding you will die, those who are holding will have broken bones, bruised skins, some who are good will escape, and those who are crazy will meet the king of hell.

He stepped forward again, grabbed the knife, cut off the head of the leader wearing yellow clothes, and held it in his bloody hand. He put away the iron rod, dragged Yunbu away, and rushed to Master Tang Sanzang to claim credit.

But the mage was so frightened that he fell off his horse again.

Then he cursed: "This hozen is threatening to kill me! Take it quickly, take it quickly!"

After finally regaining his composure on the ground, he recited the "Tightening Curse" in his mind, which strangled the traveler till his ears turned red, his face became red, his eyes were swollen, he was dizzy, and he rolled on the ground.

Just teach: "Don't think about it, don't think about it!"

The elder recited it more than ten times and still couldn't stop talking.

The walker turned somersaults and raised dragonflies. The pain was unbearable and he just shouted: "Master, please forgive me! If you have something to say, say it. If you have something to say, say it. Don't think about it. Don't think about it anymore."

Master Sanzang then stopped and said: "You are a vicious monkey. You are not a person who wants to learn from Buddhist scriptures. You have ruined so many lives and damaged the harmony of heaven and earth. I have tried to persuade you many times, but you have no good intentions. What do you want me to do? Let's go quickly."

, hurry up! Don’t recite the mantra again!”

But it's time---it's time to expel Sun Xingzhe again.

Not the first time.

It is exactly what is said: "The gods are crazy to kill the grass bandits, but the ignorant people are at ease with the apes."

However, Sun Xingzhe said that because Sun Xingzhe was afraid of the "Tightening Curse", any pain that caused pain could go straight to the bone marrow, making the eyes swollen and dizzy, and even the soul would suffer accordingly. If he heard too much, it would be difficult to protect his actions.

Just shout: "Don't Nian, don't Nian! I'm going!"

As he said this, he went somersaulting all the way without a trace, and the person who took the Buddhist scriptures was no longer in sight.

A loud thunder.

Above the Huaguo Mountain, Sun Wukong arrived here on a somersault cloud.

The expression is gloomy.

I was a little confused for a while.

I wanted to go back to the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain, but I was afraid that the little monsters in the cave would laugh at him for going against his will. They all said that they would protect Tang Sanzang and learn the scriptures. Now he has come back to continue to be the king of the mountain. He is not a man.

I want to go to the Heavenly Palace, but I'm afraid that I won't be able to stay there for a long time. Bi Mawen's incident is a warning. I want to go to the Three States Immortal Island, but I'm a little embarrassed to see the immortals on the Three Islands. After all, I'm not a good person.

Quanzhen; I want to run to the Dragon Palace, but I don’t want to surrender and call on the Dragon King. I am really helpless.

Ku thought to himself: "Come on, come on, come on! If you want to learn the scriptures, just learn the scriptures. Isn't that just bowing your head? I am looking for my master now, and I will still be in the right state in the future."

He silently touched his forehead again, and saw the tight band that was almost sinking into his flesh and bones.

Sun Wukong actually understands very clearly that he has no other choice.

When I thought about it, I was going to do another somersault and go back to the border of the Western Liang Daughter Kingdom, but it happened to be at this time:

【Ding...】

There is already a new thing in his mind.

"The Lord's destiny card...what is this?"

"The Main God's Avenue Sacrifice System...group chat, shopping mall...what are these things?"

"Luck... The Lord God needs to collect luck. I, the old man, know that those who get luck will be blessed in the sky. Think of the saint and the thief... Bah, don't mention it, just this time

Traveling west, the conspiracy is on my old grandson. Those high-ranking immortals and gods, the Five Elder Emperors, the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor, the Tathagata old thief... one of them counts...

Are you all working for this luck?"

"Ouch--"

"What's going on?"

"Is my old man's brain broken?"

"Why did so many messy hallucinations suddenly appear? Could it be... No, it must have been the monk who was ruined by the curse, and he used that abominable tightening curse to ruin it."

"I, Old Sun, have to go find him."

Or to put it another way, the hozen has only one muscle.

Sun Wukong obviously has an extra system in his mind, but he doesn't go into it. Instead, he continues to solve the problem just now.

One thing to say: I, the old Sun, don’t have to go get this Sutra of the Western Heaven, but after all, I am still a master and a disciple. You have to help me, Sun, to remove this tight band on my head, right?

Alas.

I can only say that I still take it for granted.

But not to mention the traveler, Sun Wukong can reach a hundred and eighty miles in one somersault, going back and forth, from the Huaguo Mountain in China to the border of Xiliang Women's Kingdom in the south where Buzhou and Xiniu Hezhou are about to meet, that is, one or two pillars.

Fragrant things.

Speaking of the Lord God chat group, suddenly...a new member joined.

The name is: Monkey King (hehe, given by the Lord God, the auction is quite big).

Nor did he speak.

The group immediately became lively again.

[The Lord God’s little cutie Yanran (Nalan Yanran): “Welcome, welcome, finally a new person is here, hehe, is the new person a little brother or a little sister, why don’t you take a photo?”]

[As the leader, I am not a regular official (the leader of the Moon Worshiping Cult): "Newcomers, please take photos."]

[Ordinary boy (Zhang Xiaofan): "Newcomers, please take photos."]

[Empress (Huaiqing): "This empress declares in advance that I want to see my little brother."]

[My wife and children are on the hot bed (Lin Pingzhi): "What's so good about a little brother? I want a little sister."]

[Tiandao is my wife (Ning Que): "That's mean of you."]

[His Majesty the First Emperor of the Qin Dynasty (Ying Zheng): "Breaking photos? Yes! This suggestion is very good. I even think it can be used as a group rule in the future. If newcomers don't take selfies, it will be like joining our chat group in vain. Group leader

Are you here? Do you want to consider the emperor’s proposal?”]

All the friends were stunned.

Otherwise, it is the First Emperor who dares to be so bold as to speak in public in the crowd @ Lord God, the Lord God has something to say beforehand. He, the leader of the group, does not want to be disturbed. If he is punished, then the First Emperor will not be able to bear the punishment.

Is it done?

All the friends decided to watch it first.

Fortunately, after waiting for a while, nothing happened.

All the friends immediately took it to heart, and started making noises one after another.

Great photo shoot!

The newbie's hot photos can help them understand more quickly the newbie who has joined the Lord God's chat group.

After all, only if you know yourself and the enemy can you win a hundred battles.

In the future chat groups, as the number of group members increases, they will naturally be divided into many small groups. Some are people who can be friends and have heart-to-heart conversations, some are people who can only talk about transactions face to face, and cannot talk about any personal feelings, and some are

It's best to stay away from ordinary group friends, no, if you can't communicate, don't communicate...

The newbie's photo shoot will at least give them, the old folks, a preemptive advantage!

[Tiandao is my wife (Ning Que): "Monkey King, this name is very familiar! If it is like the Monkey King I know, then it is really amazing. We old people are really

There are few who can compare with others.”]

Add another sentence: Anyway, I can’t compare.

Ning Que is self-aware of this.

Unifying "Jiang Ye", controlling the seven volumes of the Heavenly Book, and taking on the new Haotian God, it is not too arrogant.

[The Lord God’s cutie Yanran (Nalan Yanran): “Wow, no, no, no, brother Tiandao, are you sure you’re not being self-effacing? Hehe, he’s just a newcomer, are you okay with that, brother Tiandao?”]

Cut!
To be continued...
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