Chapter 130: How to make a troll surrender?(1/2)
This game of "chess" is actually only half played!
To be precise, it's less than half.
As for the other half, the situation on the chessboard has changed, the offensive and defensive momentum has changed, and the chess pieces in Guan Lin's hand have also changed, but the chess player has not changed, it is still Guan Lin.
And among his chess pieces, there are no longer "Shi Huolong", "You Tanzhi", "Zhang Fang", "Lu Youjiao", nor are they the visitors from Jiaozhou, Jiangdong or the north.
There is only one chess piece in the second half, and that is - Li Miao!
This is the biggest troll in Shu Han.
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Li Miao is from Guan Lin.
From the beginning, he has been Guan Lin's man.
That goes back to half a year ago...
Not long after he met Huang Chengyan, Guan Lin came to Desheng Bridge again, sat at the familiar tea stall, and listened to the people on the bridge.
That day, the storyteller told the story of "Ni Heng", the number one troll in the Three Kingdoms.
Ni Heng, whose courtesy name is Zhengping, is from Pingyuan County.
That's right, it's Pingyuan County that Liu Bei once governed.
And the reason why Mi Heng is famous... is because he is extremely arrogant and arrogant, and he will slander everyone he meets, and he will slander anyone he catches!
He can be called the leader in the troll world!
When the people of Zuan saw it, they all had to submit!
for example…
When Mi Heng was young, someone asked him about Xun Yu, a talented scholar from Yingchuan, and Zhao Rong, one of the eight lieutenants of Xiyuan.
His answer was that if Xun Wen could use his face to mourn, Zhao Zhichang could let him manage the kitchen.
The implication is that Xun Yu is a pretty boy and Zhao Rong is a loser.
Later, someone asked him how Chen Qun, one of the four major families of Yingchuan - Xun, Chen, Zhong and Han - was doing? He said that Chen Qun was nothing but a wine seller.
Someone asked him how Sima Lang, the Sima family in Hanoi, was doing!
Mi Heng's answer is that Sima Lang is a fat man and is suitable to be a butcher.
And even Kong Rong, Yang Xiu, and Mi Heng, who were good friends with Ni Heng, were not polite.
——"The elder Kong Wenju, the younger Yang Dezu. The rest are mediocre and not worth mentioning."
Guan Lin knew what the storyteller said. He just nodded slightly. Mi Heng could be called the "No. 1 troll in the Three Kingdoms" and no one could escape his mouth.
However, Guan Lin also knew...about Mi Heng's unknown "poor" side.
Countless guests in the audience listened carefully and regarded this as a piece of entertainment.
Who would have thought that there would be a man in the tea stall who would clap his hands and applaud whenever you mentioned that you were trolling...
He said Xun Yu was a pretty boy and he clapped his hands.
He said Zhao Rong was a loser and he clapped his hands.
He said that Chen Qun could only sell wine, and he applauded him.
He said that Sima Lang was suitable to be a butcher, and he also applauded...
What's more, when you heard Cao Cao asking Mi Heng to beat the drum, Mi Heng took off all his clothes in front of Cao Cao, leaving him completely naked...
Cao Cao couldn't help but sigh - "I wanted to humiliate Ni Heng, but I didn't expect that Ni Heng would humiliate me instead."
When these words came out, the man who clapped his hands and applauded was on fire, his eyes filled with admiration for Mi Heng...
So much so that in his longing eyes, he seemed to see what he would look like in the future when he became famous.
Guan Lin was curious and went to inquire...
Who is this?
The guest next door told him that this man was also a famous scholar, Li Miao, a famous scholar in Shu.
——Li Miao!
Guan Lin came to his senses immediately.
Isn't he the same troll who scolded Liu Bei, connoting Zhuge Liang, and gloated about Zhuge Liang's death in the end, and was eventually killed by Liu Chan?
It's true that the "number one troll in Shu Han" heard about the deeds of "the number one troll in the Three Kingdoms" and started to feel sympathy for each other.
It's just that he seems to be sympathetic to Mi Heng's matter. But in fact, he knows a hammer?
Why did Mi Heng become like this? Does he know?
Why did Mi Heng complain when he caught someone? Does he know?
Why did Mi Heng die in the end? Does he know?
Regarding this…
Guan Lin said "Haha", he ignored Li Miao and just listened to others' stories, enjoying himself.
What happened later was that Ni Heng offended Cao Cao and Cao Cao gave him to Liu Biao.
Mi Heng offended Liu Biao, so Liu Biao sent him to Huang Zu.
Mi Heng angrily yelled at Huang Zu, and finally...he was stabbed by Huang Zu.
Many people felt very happy after hearing the end.
Only Li Miao had a tragic, sad and sad look on his face.
He shouted repeatedly, looking up to the sky and roaring.
——"What a tragedy, what a pain...after Ni Heng, no one can beat that sonorous drum sound."
After the story was told, everyone dispersed.
After all... no one wants to stay, talk to this surly Li Miaoduo, and listen to his nonsense...
If you get caught up in him, you're asking for trouble!
Guan Lin didn't know the inside story and was the last to leave.
Unexpectedly, after hearing Mi Heng's story, Li Miao wanted to vent his words, but suddenly found that there was no audience around.
Guan Lin is the last one.
Li Miao naturally refused to let him go and insisted on letting Guan Lin listen to his opinion.
Then he told a lot of lies.
They all praise Ni Heng, saying "not afraid of the powerful", "this is what a man should do", and "you are the only hero in the world"...
It seems that this Li Miao is following the example of "Ni Heng" and wants to follow his path of becoming "famous all over the world" by "spraying people".
This is indeed the case.
If he hadn't met the good-tempered Zhuge Kongming, he, the Shu Han's number one troll, would have been chopped off long ago.
Which round will it take? After Zhuge Liang dies, Liu Chan takes action?
Thinking of this, Guan Lin wanted to silently give Liu Chan a "like"!
Listen, listen...
Guan Lin was already stunned.
He discovered that after traveling through time, he never saw a normal person.
In the front was Huang Chengyan, the weird old man who threw shoes, and now there is Li Miao, the number one troll in the Shu Han Dynasty.
Guan Lin couldn't bear it any longer, so he slammed the table and shouted at Li Miao: "You know nothing! Mi Heng was sold by someone, and he was still counting the money for him. He died... unjustly at his grandmother's house!"
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As soon as these words came out, the whole world went silent.
Li Miao was speechless. He was surprised at first, and then he had to drag Guan Lin to tell him...
Guan Lin will not be allowed to leave unless he explains why.
Guan Lin had no choice but to agree to him.
However, there were so many people under the Shengsheng Bridge, and Guan Lin felt so embarrassed to be with a "troll", so when word spread... he thought they were the same.
So Guan Lin suggested going to a place with few people.
The two came to the river.
Guan Lin was sitting on the stone steps, while Li Miao stood in front of Guan Lin, his eyes piercing.
So, Guan Lin told him the most authentic story of Mi Heng.
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Of course, after all, Guan Lin said, it is not easy to convince arrogant "trolls" like Li Miao.
To be continued...