Chapter 35: Spells and Spells
Obviously, even physics experts cannot give an answer to the question raised by the female host.
Soon the expression on the female host's face became awkward.
"I'm sorry, viewers, maybe due to poor signal, we are temporarily unable to complete the connection with Professor Wang."
"Then let's ask the consultant this time."
As she spoke, she handed the microphone to a middle-aged man next to her who looked polite.
Facing this sudden microphone, he was dumbfounded as he was watching the excitement from the sidelines.
He looked at the big stone that Qin Tian used magic to levitate, and then looked at the camera on the side.
Knowing he couldn't escape, he began to wink at the female host crazily.
But it was obvious that the female host was in a difficult situation at this moment, so in order to ensure the effect of the program, she could only pretend not to see his wink.
After a few seconds of this, the middle-aged man could only bite the bullet and try to explain.
"Actually, as to why this stone can float in the air, we have to mention the issue of gravity."
"I personally think that the Taoist Master changed the gravity environment here through magic, so... so."
"Forget it, I can't make it up anymore."
Seeing that he no longer believed what he said, he simply turned on the show-off mode.
When this scene fell into the eyes of the audience, the audience immediately laughed.
"It's so funny, I really expected him to give us a reasonable explanation, but I ended up feeling lonely."
"I don't think it has anything to do with gravity. Do you know tension? That's my second uncle."
"What you said is wrong. I think the Taoist priest used the Pythagorean theorem to change the central idea of the stone, thereby adding a definite article to the stone. At the same time, the cell walls and ammonia elements of the stone were produced through thermal expansion and contraction.
Precipitation reaction, and finally its political consciousness was enhanced due to the dual effects of weathering and Shang Yang's reforms."
"Actually, you all guessed wrong. Do you think the rocks you saw are really rocks? How can you be sure that this is what you saw and not your brain deceiving you."
"Wait a minute, you guys almost burned out my CPU by talking about this."
"Where did the guy above graduate from? Why is he like a mentally retarded bar friend? He's like a knowledge blender."
"I've given in to you old guys, I'd better listen to what the Taoist priest has to say."
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Just when everyone was struggling with how the stone floated, Qin Tian's teaching officially began.
With a slight move of his right hand, the stone weighing more than ten kilograms flew into his hand.
"Everyone has seen the effect of retrieving objects from the air. Once you practice this magic to a high level, you can move mountains and reclaim seas without any problems."
"Next I will teach you how to practice this spell."
As Qin Tian said these words, the scene suddenly became quiet.
Both the program crew and the audience in the live broadcast room immediately turned their attention to Qin Tian.
Even the barrage in the live broadcast room stopped.
"First of all, as a Taoist spell, it must be matched with related techniques."
"There are a total of 72 types of Taoist tactics, including Seven Stars, Five Thunders, Shangqing, Taiqing, Yuqing, etc."
"I will give you a brief demonstration below, so you can take notes."
After saying this, Qin Tian clasped his hands tightly in front of his chest.
As he recited the manipulatives one by one, his hands also made movements in sequence.
Even though he had slowed down, his series of actions still made them feel dazzled when they caught everyone's eyes.
The audience was immediately shocked.
"Holy crap! Are all Taoist priests' fingers so flexible?"
"If it were me, I would tie my fingers together in a minute."
"I originally thought that the speed of seal formation in the anime was exaggerated, but after watching the Taoist seal formation, I realized that there are really people who can form seals so fast."
"The Taoist Master has such quick hands, I really want to be the Taoist Master's girlfriend."
"This netizen please pay attention to the impact, this is not a no man's land."
"None of the 72 handprints are repeated. How did you come up with this?"
"It's over, it's over. I originally thought that I sensed the aura and was a one-of-a-kind monastic genius. But now it seems that I have overthought it. I can't even remember such a simple action as fingering, let alone this."
"Whether you remember it or not is one thing. The biggest problem is that you remember not being able to do it. I just tried it and I feel like my fingers just grew out."
"I'm convinced. It turns out that learning Taoism is so troublesome, but I still want to learn it."
"Of course you have to learn bullshit. If you don't learn from others, you won't be tricked to death by others."
"Watch me doing 10 seals per second!"
"Don't forget to turn on the screen recording so you can watch it over and over again."
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Just as the viewers in the live broadcast room were all working up to watch Qin Tian form the seals, he had already demonstrated the 72 Taoist techniques one by one.
"I have already shown you the tricks. Please be sure to remember them, otherwise it will be very troublesome if you pinch the wrong tricks during the casting process."
"In addition to manual techniques, spells are also a crucial part. Every spell has a corresponding spell."
"Next, I will recite the mantra for retrieving objects from across the air."
When Qin Tian finished speaking, everyone who just wanted to cut off their fingers because of practicing the tricks suddenly began to complain incessantly.
"Ah? I still need to recite the spell. Isn't the forward movement of this spell too long?"
"Can't you cast a spell without a spell?"
"Then it's really over. I'm clumsy and stuttering, so I'll never be able to learn spells in my life!"
"Haha, I'm laughing so hard. I want to know if this spell must be recited in Mandarin. Will it still be effective if I recite it in dialect?"
"Is it okay in a foreign language?"
"I think I can speak dialects, but I'm sure I can't speak foreign languages. We, the gods of the Dragon Kingdom, can't understand them."
"It's so shameful. You recite a bunch of incantations before fighting. Isn't that like a Western wizard?"
"There should be other solutions."
"When I was in school, I didn't even want to memorize the text. When someone asked me to memorize a spell, I chose to give up."
Just as everyone was discussing again, Qin Tian also began to recite the incantation loudly.
Everyone could only hear obscure incantations coming from his mouth, accompanied by a series of hand gestures.
"Unsheath!"
The next second, a magic sword that had been placed aside flew out of the scabbard.
Without any pulling force, he instantly flew in front of Qin Tian.
Such a handsome scene immediately made everyone look stupid.
The originally mediocre art of retrieving objects from the air, combined with such an action of taking out a sword, made the situation full almost instantly.
"I am stupid, I am stupid! I want to learn, I want to learn, Taoist Master, I want it!"
"Today I have mastered the art of picking things up from the air, and even Jesus can't stop me!"
Chapter completed!