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Chapter 111 How to win the battle if you can't hold your crotch?(2/2)

Guan Suo quickly reminded: "If...if the route is the same as what Fourth Brother predicted, then...not to mention 5,000 cavalry, even 50,000 cavalry will be the turtle in the urn!"

Guan Ping quickly asked: "Is this the only vanguard army?"

"After that, there are still five hundred laborers..." Tan Ma reported truthfully, "After the labor, there is still an infantry team of three thousand people, but the movement is slow and cannot connect with the vanguard army!"

Hearing this, Guan Ping suddenly stood up and said, "Okay, since the fourth brother has figured out all this, if Cao Jun dares to come, all officers and men, let's give him a big gift together!"

Immediately, Guan Ping's expression became meticulous and he began to give orders.

"Second brother, you will lead the car formation. Once Cao Jun enters Sunset Valley, immediately block the exit with side cars so that they can't come back!"

"Here!" Guan Xing accepted the order with his hands raised.

The last time, he was severely taught a lesson by this side car. Since then, he has been full of interest and obsession with this side car.

It would be great if you could try this "vehicle formation" on the battlefield!

He really wanted to witness the despair the enemy cavalry felt when their charge was blocked and they were at a loss.

Now...it's just right.

One hundred sidecars were enough to block the exit of the valley, making it impossible for Cao's army to return.

"Weizhi, I'll leave the crossbowman to you." Guan Ping continued to give instructions, "It's time to try the power of the fourth brother's crossbow!"

Guan Suo is even more excited...

When he learned that all this was the fault of Fourth Brother, and that these "artifacts" were invented by Fourth Brother, he became excited.

Until now…

Although the fourth brother Guan Lin is not here, he is still holding the crossbow... What Guan Suo feels is that the fourth brother is fighting side by side with him!

"Don't worry, brother, I won't let you down, nor will I let my fourth brother down!"

Guan Ping nodded, "The mountain road in Sunset Valley is dangerous. As long as we can block Cao's army's retreat and stay high up...this battle...will be won!"





"What?"

On the table are soup cakes, glutinous rice soup, fried meatballs, Wuchang fish, and Chinese gunpowder meat!

But Guan Lin has no appetite...

He stared at Guan Yinping with wide eyes, "Sister, are you saying that Cao Cao sent Cao Chun and Hubaoqi to support Xiangyang?"

"Yes..." Guan Yinping said with emotion: "So for this operation, my father specially doubled the number of troops for the eldest brother, and also sent the second brother and the fifth brother to follow him."

The action Guan Yinping mentioned was that Guan Ping secretly led his troops to Jiangxia by land and water, and then laid an ambush until Cao Jun entered the trap!

She didn't know where the news from her father and eldest brother came from.

I don't even know that this news is related to the fourth brother Guan Lin in front of me.

Because of this, Guan Yinping was somewhat worried about his eldest brother, second brother and fifth brother.

If the news is false, then it is very likely... that they were the ones who were ambushed.

What's more...

Xiangfan, Cao Chun and the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry are coming...

This Tiger and Leopard Cavalry is so prestigious!

Guan Yinping's words made Guan Lin subconsciously draw two conclusions.

One - the dry season is approaching, Cao Chun and the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry are coming, Cao Cao is going to cause trouble!

Secondly - this big brother Guan Ping is simply unreliable!

He had just promised Guan Lin not to leak this matter out, let alone his father.

But his father gave him more troops, and asked his second brother and fifth brother to follow him. This is unclear...did Guan Ping leak the secret?

This big brother is simply unreliable!

How about playing?

Originally, Guan Lin wanted to show off quietly and then amaze everyone...

Now it’s okay, Dad knows, and everything that needs to be known is known, and he still pretends to be a hammer!

For a moment, Guan Lin felt that he had been tricked.

It’s not good to know people well!

——"My eldest brother is in his thirties and doesn't have a beard at all. This so-called hairless mouth means he can't do things well... The ancients are honest and don't bully me. If something happens in the future, you can't turn to your eldest brother again. This is a trap!"

I muttered in my heart...

Guan Yinping thought that the fourth brother was intimidated by the reputation of Cao Chun and Hubaoqi.

He immediately asked, "Fourth brother also knows about Cao Chun and the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry?"

Uh...this is the question.

More than knowing!

Isn’t it Cao Chun and Cao Laohu who beat Yuan Shao’s son, Wuhuan Chanyu’s brother, and captured uncle Liu Bei’s two daughters?

So much so...

In addition, does Guan Lin know any other dirty information about Cao Chun?

Although it's not as big as dad's bag of dirty stuff, he can't stand up to Cao Chun's dirty stuff, which is so powerful and real!

For example...he was once forced to take off his pants and walk around in front of Yuan Shao!

Thoughts on this…

Immediately, Guan Lin blinked and said, "Third sister, I do know some secrets about Wei general Cao Chun. Are you interested in hearing it, third sister?"

This...don't mention it, Guan Yinping subconsciously pricked up his ears when he heard the word "secret news".

Not only interested, but... quite interested!

There is no woman who is not interested in "gossip".

"Fourth brother, please tell me..."

Guan Yinping moved closer,

Guan Lin cleared his throat and told the story of "Cao Chun was forced to take off his pants in front of Yuan Shao."

That was still...August of the sixth year of Zhongping.

That day, the sky was clear, the sea was broad, and the sun was bright in the sky. He Jin, who was then the general of the world's military forces, entered the palace in high spirits to meet the Queen Mother He.

Unexpectedly, the ten permanent attendants headed by Zhang Rang took the initiative and killed him in the palace.

When He Jin's general Yuan Shao heard the news, he immediately led troops into the palace and killed the eunuchs on sight. He killed more than two thousand people. Many of the eunuchs who were not eunuchs were accidentally killed because they had no beards.

At that time, Cao Chun's identity was Huangmen Shilang, equivalent to the emperor's "assistant", and he was mixed with "officials" such as Xiao Huangmen.

In addition, Cao Chun was relatively young at that time, so what kind of beard was there?

From a distance, I saw Yuan Shao and his men rushing in. Anyone without a beard was killed indiscriminately...

So some "civilians" were smarter. In order to prove that they were not "eunuchs", they had no choice but to take off their pants and show off.

Cao Chun thought to himself that this would work, so he joined it and became one of them.

The so-called "until the body is revealed and then you are saved!"

This is why Cao Chun was forced to take off his pants in front of Yuan Shao.

In fact, if you don't take off your pants, the other person will be gone.

When Guan Lin told these stories to Guan Yinping with great emotion...

Guan Yinping was stunned for a moment, and she even felt a little unable to hold herself together.

It’s not that I can’t stop laughing.

But...

But this fourth brother didn't regard her as a woman at all!

Is it okay to talk to girls about taking off their pants?

She is...sister, not brother!

For a moment, Guan Yinping's face turned red.

Guan Lin didn't think so much...

But seeing Guan Yinping's expression of shock, he thought Guan Yinping didn't understand, "Don't you understand why Cao Chun took off his pants?"

——"Or do you think I feel the same way? How can a man who can't even hold his crotch down win the battle?"


Chapter completed!
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