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Where are you looking, kid?
This is a proposition for Zhang Fei.
Suddenly, he found that the position where Guan Lin's eyes were staring was wrong.
Guan Lin, on the other hand, responded quickly.
He immediately replied: "As the saying goes, 'Begin by standing on a stake for three years,' and 'If you want to learn how to fight, you must first tie the horse.' I saw Sister Xingcai's horse steps, which are very stable!"
Guan Lin continued: "Sister Xingcai's body rose and fell slightly, as if the breeze was blowing water, making waves. It must be Uncle Zhang who taught her well! My nephew especially wanted to write a poem about this situation.
ah!"
"You kid can also watch horse steps!"
Zhang Fei's eyes twitched when he was praised like this by Guan Lin. He no longer minded Guan Lin staring at his daughter's lower body. "Haha..." he said with a smile, "You mean writing poetry? What kind of poetry are you writing?"
"——Shaking his head and swaying his tail to get rid of the anger, holding his hands on his feet to strengthen his kidneys and waist. Holding his fists and glaring with anger to increase his strength, all the ailments behind him will disappear! Seeing the horse steps handed over by Uncle Zhang, my nephew was so impressed that he could only recite a poem.
But I can't help but feel that it is a pity that if I had met a master like Uncle Zhang when I was young, how could my nephew not be interested in martial arts! He would not be at a loss now... All this is because he didn't do it earlier.
I need Uncle Zhang’s advice!”
Guan Lin's words made Zhang Fei very happy.
"Hahaha..." he laughed and opened his mouth, "Second brother always says that you are a rebellious son, but I don't think so. You have a smart head and a sweet mouth. How can you look like you are rebellious? I listen to what you say.
It’s so comfortable to wear! Hahaha…”
Another burst of sad laughter.
"——Clang Lang Lang Lang…"
With the sound of the Green Dragon Sword colliding with the spear, Zhang Xingcai and Guan Yinping performed several more moves. Their kung fu was taught by their fathers respectively. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu's kung fu were indistinguishable, and Zhang Xingcai and Guan Yinping were also incomparable.
Decide the outcome.
However... Zhang Xingcai's marksmanship still surprised Guan Lin.
Normally, guns tend to follow the agile route. To put it more complicated, it is the agile attack flow...
For example, Zhao Yun's Hundred Birds Chaofeng spear technique, with its dazzling feints, is actually to cover up the final fatal "point shot"...
As the saying goes, the middle point is the most difficult to guard against.
On the contrary, it is the Qinglong Sword, which has nothing to do with agility attack. It is a strong attack style.
Therefore, each of the first three swords is stronger than the last.
The weakness is that it will be weak in the mid-term.
Guan Ping, Guan Xing, Guan Yinping, and Guan Suo all trained in this way, and Guan Lin is considered a treasure.
It stands to reason that Zhang Xingcai should avoid attacking with a sensitive attack-type marksmanship versus a strong-attack type of swordsmanship, and use defensive counterattacks.
But... Zhang Xingcai's marksmanship was in full swing, as if Guan Yinping's swift and fierce offensive was exposed to the sun, as if she was the one attacking with more force than the Qinglong Sword.
Zhao Yun's "Hundred Birds Chaofeng" spear technique uses "pointing the spear" as the killing move.
But... Zhang Xingcai, here, blocks the gun, takes the gun, stabs the gun... he can switch between "blocking, taking, and stabbing" at will, with ease, and every move is a killing move.
Speaking of which, in marksmanship, "block" means to block the enemy's attack, "take" means to seize the enemy's weapon, and "punch" means to attack.
In the spear spear, it can be divided into upper level, middle level and lower level.
As the saying goes, if you hit the target with a flat shot, the shot will hit the king. The most difficult thing to guard against is this.
Zhang Xingcai's hit shot... really caused the third sister Guan Yinping to suffer a lot.
Guan Lin, on the other hand, couldn't help but have a lot of daydreams in his mind...
——"Is the beating so strong? Is it... that it won't cause menstrual cramps at all? This is unscientific!"
"Okay..." On the contrary, Zhang Fei kept cheering and pointed at Zhang Xingcai, "When the gun is released, it is like a hidden dragon emerging from the water. When the gun is withdrawn, it is like a tiger returning to its cave!"
It was as if Zhang Xingcai heard her father's words in her ears. After stabbing out a hit, she immediately retracted the spear and then stabbed out quickly again, her movements coherent and swift.
"——Chi! Chi! Chi!"
The spear was like a poisonous dragon, going back and forth in Zhang Xingcai's hand, stabbing out repeatedly. The sharp tip of the spear kept cutting through the air, causing sharp sounds again and again.
"This Zhongping spear is so good!" Zhang Fei yelled.
Guan Lin didn't understand, but when he heard Zhang Fei shouting, he also echoed: "It is said that 'if you want to break the shot, ten people will be injured'... Today, it turns out that the reputation is well-deserved!"
Hearing Guan Lin praise his daughter, Zhang Fei felt more cordial. He put his arm around Guan Lin's shoulders and pointed at Zhang Xingcai and said: "My daughter's marksmanship was taught by me. How about it? Is it better than the one taught by your father?"
"
"That's necessary!" Guan Lin said without hesitation. There was no need to discuss the matter of harming his father Guan Yu.
certainly…
In fact, Guan Lin wants to say, your daughter is more than just awesome!
It’s really awesome, literally... awesome! awesome!
"Hahaha..." Zhang Fei laughed and continued, "My daughter has always wanted to form a women's army. I think her idea is good. How can we help the Han Dynasty and distinguish men and women? I am thinking about it, go back
Just recruit a group of people and give them to my daughter. If you have a good head, think of... ways to recruit female soldiers?"
Zhang Fei threw it over again and presented the proposition.
This is the problem.
Guan Lin couldn't help but hold his chin.
Speaking of which... before time travel, Guan Lin really paid special attention to this issue when he was sorting out the library documents.
The so-called...in ancient times, when soldiers were scarce, why would they rather use the old, weak, sick and disabled than form an army of female soldiers?
For example... there is the famous "Women's Army" of Princess Pingyang, which is just called the Women's Army. The commander is a woman, but her subordinates are all foot-picking big men.
Guan Lin thought at that time, could it be that...women can't practice martial arts and can't line up military formations?
But I feel something is wrong. Even if the combat effectiveness of an individual soldier is not as good as that of a male soldier, the numerical advantage... can always make up for the lack of combat effectiveness, right?
To this end, Guan Lin also specifically searched a lot of information, and finally found the answer.
Might as well, imagine a plot.
For example... there is going to be a war tomorrow, and the general gives orders to all the female soldiers.
But a female soldier raised her hand tremblingly and said, "General Qi, I'm afraid I won't be able to go to the battlefield tomorrow because my aunt is here."
The general cannot understand. In a life-and-death battle, will the enemy care whether you have an aunt?
But soon, many female soldiers raised their hands and said they hoped the general would be considerate and ask for another day.
Because there were too many people, the general compromised and decided to fight again in ten days. However, many female soldiers raised their hands and said, "General, maybe I will come in ten days!"
Only then did the general understand that bringing female soldiers... was simply not his intention to attack on any day he wanted.
The only advantage he has here is that he misses the days of most of the female soldiers' aunts.
This is actually...
It's just the "trivial details" of leading female soldiers...
Guan Lin also knows something even more exciting.
Seemingly noticing that Guan Lin was silent, Zhang Fei asked again, "What's wrong? Do you think... my daughter can't lead a female army? Or do you think I can't recruit them?"
"That's not the case..." Guan Lin explained: "My nephew is curious. If Sister Xingcai leads a female soldier, during the battle, will they be mixed with Third Uncle's army to set up camp, or they will be dispersed."
"We are together!" Zhang Fei said without thinking.
"Then there will be such a problem." Guan Lin reminded, "Suddenly one day, a big event happened in the military camp. A veteran of the third uncle killed another veteran!"
"Why?" Zhang Fei asked following Guan Lin's words.
"Because they both fell in love with a female soldier at the same time, they started to quarrel. If they couldn't hold it back... they would kill each other with swords?"
Zhang Fei was shocked by Guan Lin's words.
But what was even more surprising was what happened later, "There will also be a situation where two female soldiers also fight, and then one female soldier stabs the other female soldier in the back on the battlefield!"
"Why is this?" Zhang Fei was puzzled.
"It's very simple!" Guan Lin spread his hands, "Because one of the female soldiers has already become a couple with a certain male soldier, but another female soldier has seduced the male soldier during this time, and they hooked up with each other. Women...
As soon as jealousy comes over, I won’t care so much, I’ll just kill him!”
At this time, Zhang Fei was stunned.
Guan Lin hasn't finished speaking yet.
"So that one day in the future, when Sanshu Zhang leads his army to attack the city, he will suddenly find that there are many bulging bellies among the female soldiers in Xingcai. They cannot stand stably and will hold their waists and vomit for a long time from time to time.
Wrong...they are pregnant, it was all done by male soldiers!"
"And the city is about to be attacked. How can these male soldiers have any morale? Their thoughts are all on the female soldiers. Those who have found a wife are afraid of death. Those who have not found a wife have been thinking all day about how to find a female soldier to get together with.
The murderous aura and vigor that I once had have long since disappeared."
To be continued...