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Chapter 36 Accompany you to play the trick to the end

Zhu Yougen and his wife are not very well educated, otherwise they would have heard that the four words "Ghostly Being" are full of derogatory elements, and Niu Xiaotian has long been wary of them.

Niu Xiaotian withdrew his eyes and said with a serious expression: "There is indeed a ghost, it's hidden inside. If you are used to living in it, you don't want to move. It's not easy to deal with!"

"Master, since you are here, you must use your magical powers to save us!"

Upon hearing this, Zhu Yougen began to bow pitifully again and squeezed out a few tears. His wife Du Juan also bowed in a daze, but she didn't see how afraid of ghosts were.

The couple are clearly acting!

Brother Oda will accompany you to the end and see how exciting the ending will be.

After making up his mind, Niu Xiaotian asked, "Are you ready all the things you asked you to prepare?"

"It's all!"

"Is this master's hard work ready?"

Zhu Yougen was slightly stunned and smiled apologized: "Master, please don't worry, this is all ready!"

After looking at the electronic watch on your wrist, it was almost four o'clock in the afternoon. Niu Xiaotian nodded and said, "It's Shen Shi, and you will start exorcising ghosts immediately. During the whole process, you must listen to me, otherwise, if it fails, you will have to pay.

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"We all understand! Just the master will give you instructions."

Niu Xiaotian pinched his waist and started to arrange it, close the courtyard gate, don’t let outsiders disturb you, lead the watchdog away, and bark here, which will also affect the gods coming to earth.

Zhu Yougen obediently did everything, and Niu Xiaotian arranged for Du Juan to pile up the debris in the yard to one side, then moved the kang table out of the house and placed it in the middle of the yard.

"Master, why don't you go into the house?" Du Juan asked.

"There is foul air in the house, the yard is ventilated, and the magic is even more amazing." Lu Xiaochuan waved his hand and asked again: "Did you have a stomachache these two days?"

"Yes, I happened to be in trouble." Du Juan nodded.

"Oh, the physical condition is so weak, it takes some effort to expel ghosts." Niu Xiaotian sighed.

"I'm actually just one problem, I'm very dead when I sleep..."

As he was talking, Zhu Yougen walked out from behind the house, coughing hard with a cold face, Du Juan closed her mouth in a bad mood, went in and took out the yellow paper, incense candles and a bag of red beans.

Niu Xiaotian weighed the red beans with his hand. It was more than five pounds, but it was not the three pounds and three ounces required at all.

He sneered secretly, Niu Xiaotian didn't even point it out, and put it aside.

The devil-extinguishing ceremony was carried out in an orderly manner. Niu Xiaotian inserted three incense sticks on the table and lit them. He lit three candles and asked Du Juan to bring a bowl of clean water. The peach wood sword was too silly, only with the length of fingers, and the workmanship was very rough, barely

It's just like a small sword.

Du Juan always looked into the house inadvertently, as if there was a person hiding inside, but the window was half open, Niu Xiaotian listened with his ears and did not hear any abnormal movement.

"You all come and kneel down!" Niu Xiaotian ordered coldly.

The couple were stunned and reluctant to do so. In the end, they both knelt in the yard, facing three incense sticks!

Niu Xiaotian closed his eyes slightly, pinched the small peach wood sword, muttering something, like a master's style. Then, he pulled out two pieces from the whole roll of yellow paper, and funnyly picked them on the small wooden sword, and continued

Recite the so-called mantra.

After about three minutes, Niu Xiaotian put down the yellow paper and opened the red bean bag.

Swish! Soon, red beans sprinkled all over the yard.

Seeing this scene, Zhu Yougen was particularly anxious. If he picked it up again, it would take a lot of effort.

"Master, why do you want to scatter on the ground?" Zhu Yougen asked.

"When ghosts walk by, they will leave footprints." Niu Xiaotian explained.

"Then should be ashes?"

"Are you a master or me? Shut up!"

Niu Xiaotian glared impatiently, Zhu Yougen stopped talking, but quietly poked his wife's shoulder with his finger, and Du Juan's body couldn't help but tremble.

Back at the table, Niu Xiaotian lit a piece of yellow paper and boiled it on the clean water, allowing the ashes to fall into it.

He stirred it inside with a peach wood sword and ordered: "Drink the water!"

How do you drink this?

Zhu Yougen's face turned into bitter gourd. He trembled hands, picked up the water bowl with paper ash, took a sip, and then handed it to his wife indecently.

Seeing the black and gray sticking to Zhu Yougen's mouth, it seemed like there was a black beard. It was very funny. Niu Xiaotian tried hard to hold it in and almost burst into laughter.

Du Juan pinched her nose, drank all the bowl of water, and turned into a black mouth. She looked like a couple!

Niu Xiaotian's next actions completely broke out and he didn't want to pretend anymore.

Tear a piece of yellow paper from the middle, Niu Xiaotian painted two talismans on it with a peach wood sword, then spitted and slapped it twice, sticking it to Zhu Yougen and Du Juan's foreheads respectively.

Zhu Yougen couldn't bear the humiliation and pulled off the yellow paper, "Niu Xiaotian! You damn..."

Before the swearing was spoken, Du Juan also pulled off the yellow paper and suddenly started to take off her clothes quickly until she took off her clothes so much that she almost nothing left. She shouted: "I'm a ghost, I'm a ghost, I don't want to live anymore!"

Since you are a ghost, you are not alive!

Niu Xiaotian didn't care, and watched the fun with his arms around.

At this time, Zhu Yougen quickly took out his cell phone and began to shake the video. Du Juan rolled her eyes hard and ran into the room.

After the video ended, Zhu Yougen put his phone back in his pocket, turned his face completely, stared at his small eyes, clenched his fists and shouted: "Niu Xiaotian, you liar's little boy, look, scared my wife crazy!



"Hehe, it's normal. Before the ghost comes out, you have to go crazy." Niu Xiaotian sneered, "Your wife has a bad figure, and it's so ugly if she takes off."

"Yes, you still want to insult my wife."

"Shit, I didn't touch her at all."

"I recorded the evidence. It is true that you pretend to be a ghost and scare people. You must pay the money! Pay the money!"

"How much is it to pay?"

"Ten thousand, otherwise I will report the case and I will definitely arrest you, the little boy." Zhu Yougen smiled viciously and proudly, turned around and ran into the warehouse quickly, and took out a machete.

"Zhu Yougen, have you seen it? There are footprints left on the ground. The ghost has left." Niu Xiaotian was not afraid at all, and pointed at the yard and said.

"Nonsense, this is my footprint." Zhu Yougen said.

"Then you are a ghost!"

"Stop doing this with me, Niu Xiaotian, get the money quickly and get out of here."

"What should I do if I don't have money?"

"Then write a note! You must return it within three days." Zhu Yougen was prepared, so he took out a piece of white paper from his pocket, threw it over, and then threw a ballpoint pen over.

Ha ha!

Niu Xiaotian finally laughed loudly, and tears burst out, pointing at Zhu Yougen and said, "You want money, right? But you have to spend your life."
Chapter completed!
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