Chapter 122 As long as you meditate, there will be graves everywhere
The scene where Master Famu and Feng Song had a large-scale epilepsy.
Liberating oneself may be a very strange and happy thing, and it may be a little uncomfortable to get used to at first, but after Feng Song took the lead, Taoist Master Famu gradually began to immerse himself in his beautiful voice.
His singing voice is as beautiful as the singing of the wind.
As a result, Taoist Master Famu and Feng Song cherished each other.
Feng Song looked at Taoist Master Famu and said, "My bosom friend! As soon as you opened your mouth, I knew that we were definitely a bosom friend!"
Feng Song's voice was loud, and her words silenced everyone inside and outside the door.
Lin Qi listened to Feng Song and Taoist Master Famu singing, and the veins on his forehead almost popped out. He was standing steadily on the land, but he felt as if he was sitting in a broken car bumping on the uneven path.
The feeling of nausea, nausea and vomiting is indescribable.
He couldn't help but think——
This... People know that a soulmate is the meeting of two people with high musical attainments. Are they two music idiots meeting by chance?
Lin Fengling secretly took out a quick-acting Jiuxin Pill from her arms and ate it. She applauded while taking the medicine, "Okay! Good singing! Dad, you sang so well, let's make your debut!"
Xingting at the door suspected that Lin Fengling was deaf, he covered his ears and couldn't help but said.
"Debut? What path? The road leading to the underworld...?"
As Xing Ting said that, he suddenly felt a little cold around him. This was the kind of sourness that was more refreshing than drinking ice-cold beer. The cold that makes one's heart soar when someone stares at them coldly. Xing Ting's body beat uncontrollably.
After a shudder, he timidly turned his head and saw the impressive man raising the brim of his hat, a pair of sharp eyes looking at him coldly under the brim.
Being looked at with that kind of look made Xingting suspect that he was a dead person.
Xingting swallowed his saliva. He didn't know what to say for a while, and he didn't know why this guy was staring at him. He could only lower his head and pretend to look at the non-existent ants on the ground.
Almost everyone found the singing of Feng Song and Famu to be unpleasant, but the people involved had no self-awareness at all. Famu looked at Feng Song deeply, and the wrinkles on his face became a little lighter.
"Yes, we are really Boya and Ziqi, we are really friends who meet each other in the mountains and rivers, and we are friends in the colorful clouds chasing the moon! Come on, let's continue singing!"
Feng Song was in high spirits.
"Come on! It just so happens that I haven't had enough singing either..."
Seeing these two young men Qi Boya, no, Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Young were about to continue to poison everyone's nerves, Lin Qi felt dizzy and couldn't help but retched. After vomiting, the depression in his heart seemed to be gone.
He wanted to vent his anger, and then he retched non-stop.
It was obvious that Lin Qi was disgusted by Feng Song and Taoist Master Famu's songs.
Xingting watched Lin Qi retching outside the door and felt uncomfortable all over, "Listening to music in there is too painful. It is simply torture in the world... Our master likes singing very much. Every time someone sings in class, someone always vomits...
He should know that his singing is ugly this time, right?"
When Taoist Master Famu heard Lin Qi's retching sound, his expression turned serious, "We'd better stop singing."
Feng Song walked up to Lin Qi, grabbed Lin Qi's wrist with one hand to check his pulse, and slapped Lin Qi's shoulder simply and roughly with the other hand. Lin Qi was almost slapped to the ground by Feng Song accidentally. He
It took a lot of effort to hold on and not fall to the ground.
"What...are you doing?! Are you going to kill me?"
Feng Song patted Lin Qi's back thoughtfully.
"You haven't eaten enough, you can't even vomit. In my opinion, you are vomiting because you are hungry. Go eat, and don't hinder your father from singing to his heart's content."
Lin Qi:......
The corners of Lin Qi's lips twitched involuntarily. His father really didn't... No, Feng Song really has no self-awareness. This kind of thing - it's all Lin Fengling's fault! Why is Lin Fengling praising Feng Song's singing? It's obvious that the more he praises it, the worse it gets.
Oops!
Feng Song looked at Lin Qi's terrible expression and suddenly had a sudden wisdom.
"Don't you like hearing daddy sing?"
Lin Qi immediately stood up straight when he heard this.
Xingting had already reached the door, holding the door of the Lin family mansion with both hands, like a prisoner holding on to the railing in a prison. He heard Feng Song's question clearly and almost shouted to answer for Lin Qi,
"Of course not-"
"Of course I do."
Lin Qi answered Feng Song's question simply and decisively, "I like it, but I'm just not full. Can I eat and listen at the same time?"
Lin Qi looked at Feng Song's shining eyes. No matter how uncomfortable his stomach was, he still didn't want the bright stars in Feng Song's eyes to extinguish. Even this thought came from instinct rather than thinking. It came from feelings.
This also leads to——
After saying that, Lin Qi regretted it.
Listen while eating?
Does he want to vomit while eating?
Lin Qi's expression became subtle. Feng Song raised his head and patted Lin Qi's back hard. His smiling eyes were curved and bright, and the corners of his lips were raised. His fair and tender face was so cute, "Good son! Of course you can."
, you can not only listen to it while eating, but you can also listen to it while drinking, and you can even listen to it while going to the toilet!"
Lin Qi:......
Not really.
Feng Song was getting excited when Taoist Master Famu quietly walked up to her and gently tugged on Feng Song's sleeve to signal her to go aside to talk. This "intimate" gesture instantly made Lin Fengling feel uncomfortable. He picked up a piece of tea.
The steak followed Feng Song from the fork.
Feng Song stood aside with Taoist Famu. She used her songs to connect with her friends. Now the barrier between her and Taoist Famu has disappeared.
Taoist Master Famu whispered, "It's better not to sing. I forgot that my singing has a magical effect. My singing cannot be used here."
Feng Song didn't expect that Master Famu's singing had any effect, "What effect? It's okay. We don't have normal people here. You can use it as you like, but it won't kill anyone."
Taoist Master Famu shook his head solemnly and sighed deeply.
"Ziqi, no one knows about this, and I don't want to tell anyone, but you are my close friend, so I will only tell you."
Feng Song nodded vigorously, "Tell me! I will never tell anyone else!"
Master Famu whispered, "I used to teach at a university. Whenever I sang in class, there would be a female student in the class who got pregnant! I sang twice in total, and twice, a girl in the class was found to be pregnant... so
I sing...you understand, right?"
Feng Song was startled and asked loudly in surprise.
"No way, your singing can make people pregnant!?"
Feng Song had a loud voice. Elder Fa Mu Dao blushed, tugged on Feng Song's sleeve and lowered his voice.
"Keep your voice down! Didn't you say you wouldn't tell others?!"
Feng Song said confidently, "Of course, I didn't tell anyone!"
"Then you are so loud!"
"It was a mistake, and then, are you responsible? Or..."
Taoist Master Famu looked at Feng Song and felt that this person had different ideas than ordinary people, "How can I be responsible? Tell me, the person I sang to was pregnant, and they said the child was mine, then can I recognize it?! This is pure nonsense
Ah! Just because of this, I almost got laid off because of my work style."
Lin Fengling listened to the exchange between the two people and didn't know what to say for a while.
It’s not just nonsense that singing can make people pregnant——
Wait wait wait!
No matter whether it can make people pregnant or not, does this old Taoist priest sing to his baby daddy to get his baby daddy pregnant?!
Lin Fengling's expression turned ferocious in an instant. He picked up the fork in his hand and was about to stab the "shameless" Taoist Master Famu.
"Master, stop singing! As soon as you sing, the classmates in the class will vomit, and as soon as you vomit, someone will be diagnosed as pregnant! What should you do if someone gets pregnant while you are singing here?"
"The Lin family is so rich. If something happens to you, will you be responsible?! One month's living expenses are enough for us to live in a lifetime!"
Chapter completed!