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Chapter 138 Dark Night, Crazy People

After class time, Feng Song returned to the office in the school.

Feng Song opened the office door, and the voices of the physical education teachers in the office stopped. There were five teachers in one office besides Feng Song, and they all looked at Feng Song.

Feng Song raised his hand and greeted them casually.

Every time he enters the office, he is looked at as a "monkey". Feng Song can only say that these people really treat their father as a monkey, and they cannot recognize their father. It is obvious that Feng Song does not take them seriously and has returned to himself.

in front of his desk.

She was in the same office as other teachers, but Feng Song's treatment seemed to be different from the others. As soon as Feng Song entered the office, he saw that he had piled chocolates, candies, gift boxes and envelopes on his desk.

This scene is quite similar to the treatment of the most popular male protagonist on campus in ancient romance novels.

Feng Song was not used to it at first, but after teaching here for a period of time, she got completely used to it. After all, unlike the situation in romance novels, there were many anonymous boys among the people who gave her gifts.

After Lin Miaomiao found out about this, she called Feng Song "Campus Nantong Detector".

She wouldn't want the things given by students, but many of them were anonymous and she didn't know who to give them to, so she packaged them and sent them back to Fuhu Mountain. The kids on the mountain would definitely like them.

By the way, she also bought a new lollipop for her master. He has good teeth at such an old age, so she hopes he won’t get cavities from eating sweets.

Feng Song hugged the things on the table, opened the desk drawer, took out the woven bag that once contained fertilizer, and was about to pack these things, when a hand pressed on her desk.

"Teacher Feng Song, you are really popular."

Feng Song was used to hearing this weird voice, so she loaded her things without raising her head.

"Well, that's right, your dad has always been very popular."

Feng Song's words were quite "polite", and the young man Xin Enyang who was pressing her desk couldn't help laughing, "Why do you open your mouth and keep saying you are my dad? No qualified person would say this."

of."

Feng Song then raised her head and looked at the man pressing her desk. She didn't know who this man was, but from the first day she entered the office, this guy had been very unfriendly to her.

Broadly speaking, this man looks pretty handsome in the ordinary sense, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a strong build, and the clothes he wears are all famous brands, and he changes his hairstyle every so often.

Feng Song never took the initiative to say hello to other people, and today was the first time he was directly provoked.

Thinking of this, Feng Song couldn't help but laugh. She put down the big woven bag containing fertilizer, raised her head and looked at this brave man, "Are you mocking me, or are you deliberately irritating me?"

Xin Enyang didn't expect Feng Song to speak so straightforwardly.

After all, the people here are all teachers and highly educated people, so their quality will not allow them to directly provoke or curse others. That would be too immoral.

Xin Enyang was stunned for a moment and then realized that this Feng Song was different from ordinary people. He was a pretty boy raised by the widow of the Lin family. He was not even as good as a dog of the Lin family. He only came to this school as a related person.

Xin Enyang's expression was subtle. He removed his hand from Feng Song's table and stood calmly beside the table. He lowered his eyes and looked at Feng Song, looking aloof.

"Of course I'm not mocking you, I'm just talking about the matter. Feng Song, do you know that you make other people think that the physical education teachers in our school are hooligans?"

Feng Song shook his head.

"have no idea."

Xin Enyang:……

"Oh, you don't know...you don't know what! You must know!"

Xin Enyang didn't expect Feng Song to be so shameless!

Feng Song shook his head again.

"I really don't know."

Xin Enyang said loudly, "No! You must know, everyone knows about this! As a teacher in our school, you bullied other teachers in the school on the first day you came here, and you even asked students to film the incident.

, it made Lian Lian, the school and other teachers on the hot search! It also made all of us ridiculed by people on the Internet! It made us unable to hold our heads high!"

After Xin Enyang finished speaking, Feng Song's expression changed slightly.

This finally gave Xin Enyang a sense of accomplishment. He smiled sarcastically, "You can't say you don't know about this, right?"

Unexpectedly, Feng Song shook his head again.

"I have no idea."

"You're pretending to be stupid! You were so guilty that your face changed just now!"

Faced with Xin Enyang's loud questioning, Feng Song said seriously like a good baby with an "honest" face, "No, I just sigh that you are worthy of being a sports practitioner. Your lung capacity is really good. You can say so many words in one breath without gasping."

of."

Xin Enyang:……

Xin Enyang felt like he clenched his fist and punched it, only to hit a ball of cotton.

The office was a little quiet due to Feng Song's "unconventional behavior". Xin Enyang stared at Feng Song with wide eyes, his nostrils dilated with anger, and he wanted to eat Feng Song.

"You are so shameless, Feng Song! You dare to do it but don't you dare to admit it?! Ah?!"

Feng Song looked at Xin Enyang and couldn't help but pick up a pen and insert it into Xin Enyang's dilated nostrils.

Xin Enyang:...Ahhh!

Everyone in the office:...Ahhhh?!

The office was as quiet as a crematorium, except for the sound of Feng Song, who was unusually loud.

"Wow, the markers are all inserted! You should only have been able to insert a pen into your nostril just now. Have you ever thought about not wasting time here to exercise your lung capacity, but to quickly apply for the Guinness World Records?"

Feng Song folded his hands on the table in front of him, with a serious expression like a father instructing his son.

"Go ahead and apply for the Guinness Record for the world's largest nostrils. You can become the physical education teacher with big nostrils that shocks the world! This event will definitely shock the whole country!"

"When people see you in the future, they won't think of you as an ordinary PE teacher, but as an amazing PE teacher with big nostrils!"

Xin En was so angry that he felt a burning pain in his lungs!

He is a well-known handsome guy. From elementary school to now, he has never lacked girls to show attention to him. Someone once invited him to shoot a magazine cover. Each of his girlfriends was prettier than the last. But this person actually said that he had big nostrils?

!

"My nostrils are big?! You actually said my nostrils are big?!"

The nostrils dilated by two points, and the marker pen inserted into the nostrils fell to the ground with a clatter.

For a moment, the entire office was silent.

After all, facts...speak louder than words.

There was a burst of laughter in the office, and Xin Enyang turned around with his nostrils wide open to see who dared to laugh at him!

Feng Song also looked over. There was a physical education teacher in his thirties in the office by the window who was shaking with laughter. Seeing everyone looking at him, the physical education teacher in his thirties covered his mouth and kept shaking his head.

Inarticulate sounds came from the covered mouth.

"No...no...not that big...haha...no, really not..."

Feng Song couldn't help but laugh when he heard this.

"It's really not that big, it's bigger! Really, believe me, go report the record! You will be the next king of nostrils!"

Feng Song took the lead in applauding!

Instantly, there was a burst of applause in the office!

Xin Enyang gasped violently and glanced at the other physical education teachers. The others quickly let go of their hands and pretended not to clap, but everyone was shaking with laughter. Xin Enyang was so angry that he slapped Feng Song's desk.

"Feng Song, let me tell you, don't think that you will win by mocking me!"

Feng Song smiled and shook his head.

"No, no, I didn't win. You have big nostrils, so you have the final say."

Xin Enyang:......!

Xin Enyang's chest heaved violently, and his eyes wanted to tear Feng Song apart, "You say it again?! You little white-faced guy with no education, it's already a shame for you to be able to come into this office! None of us are better than you! You'd better pinch him

Live with your tail!"

Feng Song smiled and nodded.

"Okay, okay, you have big nostrils, you have the final say."

Xin Enyang:......!!!

Xin Enyang took a deep breath and said, "I'm talking to you! Do you understand? You are just a rubbish and soft-boiled pretty boy! You don't understand how humble you are, do you?! Ah?!"

Feng Song smiled and nodded.

"I understand, I understand, you have the final say if you have big nostrils."

Xin Enyang's face turned the color of pig liver with anger, and he raised his hand towards Feng Song's face, "Say it again?! Ah?! Say it again, who has the big nostrils?! I'll give you face, right! Ah?! You
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