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Chapter 143 Your eldest brother is not your own, he will die if he dies

Lin Qi is hardened and his fists are hardened!

Feng Song didn't realize that Lin Qi deliberately lowered his voice when speaking, but when she saw Lin Fengling imitating it, she felt it.

"That's true. Lin Qi, why are you speaking so loudly? Drink some Chuanbei loquat paste!"

Lin Qi:......

Lin Qi was defeated by the straight woman and almost sent his brother away. He narrowed his eyes and replied helplessly, "My throat is not feeling well."

Lin Fengling tugged on his collar, and he looked like a three-year-old child with his handsome appearance.

"Yes, my throat is uncomfortable and there is a lot of phlegm. Dad, you have to get used to it. When his voice changes due to excessive phlegm, it will change back soon. Do you know why?"

Lin Qi raised his hand, "Lin Fengling! Shut up!"

Lin Fengling sneered and said loudly without any fear.

"Because of Lin Qi, he swallowed all the phlegm!"

Lin Fengling's voice was unusually loud, and the voice echoed throughout the street——

Swallowed the phlegm.

Swallowed the phlegm.

Swallowed it...

Lin Miaomiao couldn't bear it anymore and opened the window and shouted outside the door, "Can you guys be more normal?! Ah?! Can you look like a high-quality wealthy family?! If it doesn't work, go back to the kindergarten and recreate it!"

Lin Miaomiao is going crazy!

Can these people be more normal? She was playing a game, and when she heard her second brother’s demonic voice, she made another mistake and got her head kicked off by her noob teammates!

It’s not scary to be trolled, but it’s scary to be trolled by someone who is not as good as you!

Lin Miaomiao finished venting and was about to close the window when Feng Song's voice came over, "Lin Miaomiao, aren't you studying at school in the evening? Why are you home?!"

When Lin Miaomiao heard this, something bad had happened and he had been discovered!

Dad, no, Feng Song was very strict about her and Lao Wu's studies, and repeatedly asked her and Lao Wu to study hard and not skip classes, otherwise she would be in trouble.

Thinking of this, Lin Miaomiao rolled her eyes, deliberately lowered her voice, and made her voice even more stuck than a stuck sound, and shouted in a rough voice.

"You are mistaken, I am not Lin Miaomiao, I am Lin Yaoyan! Lin Miaomiao is studying hard in school! I'll come back and lift the bricks! Teacher, I'm going to lift the bricks first! Don't disturb me if you can't finish lifting!"

After saying that, Lin Miaomiao quickly closed the window, and then quickly called Lin Yaoyan.

The call was quickly connected, and Lin Yaoyan's deep voice came from the phone.

"speak."

Lin Miaomiao lowered her voice and said, "Hey, let me teach you another way to get close to the teacher. If the teacher asks you tonight if you are skipping class, you just say it's me at school, not you, you know that?!"

Lin Yaoyan replied in a deep voice, "Yeah."

Lin Miaomiao was still a little worried and asked again.

"The school teacher didn't notice that I ran away, right?"

Lin Yaoyan replied again, "No."

Lin Yaoyan and Lin Miaomiao are twins with the same hairstyle. Most people will confuse them when they don't talk.

Hearing Lin Yaoyan's affirmative answer, Lin Miaomiao breathed a sigh of relief and almost lay back on the bed to play with her mobile phone.

"Okay, okay, nothing was revealed. The teacher didn't reveal anything, and Lin Yaoyan also agreed to help me hide it from the teacher... There seems to be something wrong... Forget it, it's not important, the logic is perfect! It's definitely not been discovered, I can continue

Wasted?!"

Lin Miaomiao continued to play the game happily and transformed into a canyon troll.

"Are you sick? Ah?! I fight in the wild, I fight in the wild! It's my uncle's!"

Downstairs, Feng Song looked at Lin Miaomiao's window door and couldn't return to his senses for a long time.

Lin Qi could understand Feng Song's feeling of "having his IQ pressed to the ground and being rubbed". Lin Miaomiao's pretentious voice just now completely exposed her own completely unqualified IQ.

Lin Qi coughed lightly.

"For things like IQ, younger brothers are often not as good as older brothers, and younger ones are not as good as older ones. Lin Miaomiao's brain is probably hopeless. You should give up on her and pay more attention to me. I can still save her."

Lin Fengling couldn't help but sneer.

"You? With your IQ?! How were your grades as good as mine when you were in college?!"

Lin Qi opened his mouth and said.

"I'm a doctor."

Lin Fengling:......

Lin Fengling's eyes wandered, "So what? Your grades are higher than mine?!"

Lin Qi continued, "I am a doctor."

Lin Fengling became angry with embarrassment, "What's the big deal? I'm going to read one too! If nothing happened at home, I would have continued studying, right?!"

Lin Qi was about to continue taunting when he suddenly saw Feng Song's depressed expression. He suddenly thought that Feng Song seemed to have dropped out of school after graduating from high school. Wouldn't he hurt Feng Song's heart by saying these words here?

Lin Qi immediately changed his mind.

"Well, studying is just a stage in life, it's not important. Feng Song, it's getting late, have you eaten?"

When Feng Song heard Lin Qi calling her name, she came back to her senses from her daze.

"Ah? Eat, let's go."

Lin Fengling's brother Lin Qi saw Feng Song's "lost" and "distraught" appearance, and secretly blamed themselves for making Feng Song sad by mentioning their academic qualifications, so they both changed the subject.

Lin Fengling said, "Eat, what did you eat, do you want to eat more?"

Lin Qi said, "If a little is enough, eat a little more."

From this aspect, Lin Fengling and Lin Qi's views are surprisingly consistent, and they even change the topic in the same direction. They are worthy of being brothers.

Only then did Feng Song come to her senses. She blinked and held her chin with one hand, like a slender and beautiful adult version of Conan.

"There is only one truth - does your Lin family have phlegm stuck in your ancestors? If there is a root cause, it must be treated!"

Lin Fengling:??

Lin Qi:......

Lin Fengling didn't follow Feng Song's brain circuit. He thought about it carefully, "It seems that only Lin Qi has this disease, but he has many diseases, and he won't die if he has one more."

Lin Qi reacted, "Are you talking about Lin Miaomiao's stuck phlegm? My throat is uncomfortable, and she has something wrong. It's not the same thing. It's not inherited from our ancestors."

Feng Song was thinking, "Well, you all have something wrong with you. Just wait, I'll call Miaomiao and we'll see a doctor together."

Ten minutes later.

Lin Miaomiao was wearing a men's school uniform, scratching her neck, speaking in a rough voice, and said very stubbornly.

"No, teacher, you are mistaken. I am Lin Yaoyan. If you don't believe me, ask Lin Miaomiao!"

Lin Qi looked at the car and understood something after listening to Lin Miaomiao's words.

"Feng Song, did she say this for ten minutes?"

Feng Song took out his phone and looked at it.

"It wasn't just ten minutes, it was eleven minutes. I said she was Lin Miaomiao, but she kept saying she was Lin Yaoyan. It was useless no matter what she said, and she even asked me to touch her abdominal muscles."

Lin Fengling immediately became vigilant!

This is seduction!

Lin Fengling said warily and slightly jealously, "Did you touch it?"

Feng Song shook his head, "I'm not stupid. I said she was a woman, but she said she had two big tumors on her chest due to inflammation, and they have retracted and haven't come out yet. What else can I do if someone is so harsh?"

Lin Qi turned the steering wheel and said with a slight smile.

"What can we do? Even if she is sent to the crematorium and burned, she will probably still have a hard mouth!"

Lin Miaomiao leaned on the back of the sports car seat and decided to be tough.

"I am Lin Yaoyan. If you don't believe me, ask Miaomiao."

Feng Song really believed this evil. She took out her phone and called Lin Miaomiao. It took a while before the call was connected. The person on the other end did not speak, so Feng Song spoke first.

"Are you three water or earth fire?"

The person on the other side was silent for a while and said in a low voice.

"I am Lin Miaomiao."

Feng Song laughed angrily at Lin Miaomiao and Lin Yaoyan. She crossed her legs and continued to ask with a half-smile.

"Sanshui, why is your voice so low and hoarse?"

Lin Yaoyan was silent for a while and then replied.

"It's inflamed, cough cough, it's inflamed."

Lin Miaomiao was worried as soon as she heard this. Why is this Lin Yaoyan so stupid? Can you say a few more words to explain why he is inflamed? If these two more words are well-founded, won't Feng Song believe him?!

Lin Miaomiao thought it was over, she would definitely be exposed on the spot!

But Feng Song didn't seem to notice, Wen Sheng continued to ask.

"Miaomiao, drink more water if your throat is inflamed. Dad just has a question to ask you. You are the only girl in the family, so I can only ask you this question. There is a female student who is not feeling well and asked me for leave."

"Dad doesn't understand this either. How often do you have your menstrual period? I'm embarrassed to ask, but I'm also afraid that their reasons for asking for leave are all lies to me."

Lin Miaomiao breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this question.

Give me a sub-question! It’s too simple! Feng Song actually uses this kind of question to test people, it’s really——

Lin Yaoyan was silent for a while and replied, "Well, menstrual period is about five or six times a month."

Lin Miaomiao:......?!!
Chapter completed!
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