Chapter 98 Something is wrong with this live broadcast room(1/2)
The direction of things started to get weird.
Feng Song almost choked on the melon when she was eating it. She stood up and wanted to get a watermelon and eat it while looking at it, but it was okay that she didn't move. Such a movement made the Jimei people in the live broadcast room suddenly discover Feng Song.
existence.
[Lucky Four-Leaf Clover]: There is another person in the live broadcast room, sisters.
【Poetry and Distance】: Yes, there is also a host.
[Luo Yatou]: Yes, yes, forget this big living person.
[Moruo Ansheng]: I’m addicted to chatting.
[Sunshine Woman]: This single dad, tell me your story.
Feng Song came back with a big fresh watermelon and saw the screen full of——
Single dad, tell stories!
Feng Song lowered his head and looked at the melon in his hand. After being silent for a while, he began to tell a story.
"One night, a golden full moon hung in the deep blue sky. Below was the sandy land by the seaside, where endless green watermelons were planted. Among them was an eleven or twelve-year-old boy, wearing a silver ring around his neck.
A steel fork was used to stab a harpoon with all its strength, but the harpoon twisted its body and escaped from under his saddle."
After Feng Song finished speaking, the barrage in the live broadcast room kept popping up.
【I am happy with you】: So talented!
[Brother Lao Wang]: Is this young man you? When you were a child, you wore a silver ring around your neck, a rich man?
[Goldfish 666]: This is an article written by Lu Xun! "Young Runtu"!
Feng Song ate a spoonful of melon and expressed his affirmation of Jinyu's classmate's culture.
"Yes, young Runtu, I am the turtle in the melon field."
[Brother Lao Wang]: I treat you as a brother, but you want to get under my crotch?!
Feng Song:......
"Lao Wang is sharp."
[Brother Lao Wang]: Average, third in the world, I’m just Lao Wang next door.
[Mingming]: Brother in black, why are you divorced and raising six children?
[Little Red Panda]: Why are you divorced!
Feng Song frowned slightly. Of course, her frown was useless. Everyone could only see the distorted face of the man in black in Conan, and then saw the man in black put down the spoon he was eating.
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Feng Song looked very cautious, and his words were even more cautious.
"I'm not divorced."
[Brother Lao Wang]: You are not divorced and have six children! You got pregnant before you were married!
[Mood]: No, I want to be a father before I get married!
[Sister Ying]: What a fool, what woman doesn’t get married and give birth to six children!
[Jingjing]: A scumbag, he lied and gave birth to six children!
[Hongxia]: He lied and gave birth to six children and still said he was single! Jimeis, report him!
[aa is happy and happy]: She still flirts with six children! I reported it!
Feng Song:......
What's wrong? What's wrong? Why has the situation taken a turn for the worse?
Feng Song put the melon on the table and explained it carefully.
"No, the child and I are not related by blood."
As soon as I heard this, the live broadcast room exploded again, the number of viewers increased rapidly, and the barrages became even crazier.
[Little Yellow Duck]: Damn it! Big brother, none of the six children is yours?!
[Colorful]: It’s so miserable!
[Passenger]: Cuckold?! No wonder you cover your face because you are afraid of being recognized and embarrassed, right?!
[Hongxia]: Sorry, I won’t report it! You are so miserable!
[Pious]: All the children my wife gave birth to are mine.
【Breeze in the ears】: Someone started to speak loudly, to rub salt into people’s wounds. Isn’t it a human being?
[Unintentional Passer-by]: Is it true or false?
[Ling Ke]: When you were born at which age, you found out that the child was not yours?
[Two Fishes]: I don’t believe it. Do you really have a child? You must be miserable.
[Nuanyang Tire]: Just because the child is not yours, so you let your wife have six children, she is not a human being!
[Anyway]: Someone must be sick! None of the six are his, so what is he if he’s not a successor?!
The barrage went by so fast that Feng Song could see it, but she only had time to say one sentence, so she immediately added something.
"I'm not a pick-up guy, I love my children."
As soon as Feng Song finished speaking, the system displayed——
[The breeze touches my ears] I was rewarded with a lollipop.
[The breeze touches my ears]: Brother, you are a real man! Yes, there is nothing wrong with children!
[Smile away all grudges]: Even if I cuckold you, you are so responsible, I respect you as a man!
【Tulip is Me】: There are too few good men like this.
[Winter is gone and spring is coming]: If my husband was so tolerant of me, I wouldn’t get divorced.
[Lanyu Fenxin]: He is a good man!
【Good Encounter】: What a good man!
[Xu Erhu]: He is a good man!
[Supreme Good Like Water]: Destroy the formation!
[Beautiful Mom]: I don’t believe it, a man is most stable when he is hanging on the wall!
[Ghost Half Immortal]: None of you noticed that this is a live broadcast room for fortune telling??
[Your little cutie]: I don’t believe you are a good man, unless you prove it to me!
[Win]: Prove it to me!
【Who】: Prove it to me!
Feng Song:......
She just wanted to start a live broadcast to tell fortunes. It turns out that being a host is not about popularity, but that this industry is very deadly.
The whole screen is unified again, asking Feng Song to prove that she is a "good man".
If Feng Song is a real man, she will prove her superiority at this moment.
But she is a woman, how can she prove that she is a good man?
Feng Song was silent for a long time, held his chin, and smiled at the live broadcast camera, "I am a good man, and I am your father."
This imitation of Zeng Xiaoxian's signature move in "Love Apartment", due to Feng Song's hood, looked more like a murderer going crazy. The madness spread out, and the barrage in the live broadcast room paused for a while.
Feng Song looked at the live broadcast room, and the audience in the live broadcast room looked at Feng Song. For a moment, Feng Song felt that his father's love must have infected them.
After all, he is a natural father.
A good dad can be proven in just one sentence!
Feng Song wore a Conan Man in Black mask, pinched his chin, and spoke in a low and strange voice.
"Do you believe it?!"
Dad's domineering power is revealed! It's more shocking than Luffy driving in fifth gear!
[The Supreme Good Is Like Water]: Crooked, 110, this is a psychopath.
[Take me on a trip]: Do you want to imitate a murderer?
[Urea Recovery]: Nothing like it!
[Cute]: It’s the first time I’ve seen someone imitating Conan in Black still fail.
[Nothing but that]: He is so stupid.
Feng Song:......
This group of people asked her to prove it, and then laughed at her after proving it?!
To be continued...