Chapter 102 Birth, birth, birth to seven gourd babies!(1/2)
Wu Mian said, regardless of I'm getting married with a collapsed expression, he yawned, raised his feet and prepared to leave.
I’m about to get married. I’m so shocked!
How come such a person exists!
She is a victim now, how could anyone ask her for money at this time?!
"You...asked me for money? Is that too much?"
Wu Mian yawned again, "Excessive? Didn't you say that everyone here will testify to me that if there is nothing in my yard, then this live broadcast will compensate me 100,000 yuan for reputational damage and mental damage?"
"Then if there is anything, shouldn't you compensate my teacher...my father one hundred thousand?"
As she said that, she saw the beautiful and decadent man in front of her take out a small abacus from his pocket and type it twice.
"But your charging standards are different. In addition to various damage fees, there are also rescue fees, consultation fees, and photoshoot fees. You have to know, if it wasn't for me... Dad saw this danger, he would have been lying in the yard tonight
You are the one."
"Total up, the total of zero and zero is two hundred and thirty-seven thousand, six hundred and eighty-two. If I round it up for you, it's two hundred and forty thousand!"
I'm going to get married and I'm dumbfounded.
"You, you are robbing!"
Wu Mian was amused. He twitched the corners of his lips. The dark circles under his eyes looked like natural eyeshadow. He was smiling but his eyes were not kind.
"Robbery? Do you know how much I charge per hour? It's not important. The important thing is...don't mess with that guy. Well, don't mess with me...Dad."
Wu Mian turned around and left, waving his hand.
"He has advised you, but you don't listen. If you are seeking death, do you still want us to burn paper for you? We do good deeds, but we don't care about seeking death. From now on, you can make money and live a good life. If you can't afford it, find a way to get it.
Please forgive him. Remember, keep your voice down when you hurt or threaten others, as good and evil will eventually be rewarded."
I'm getting married. It wasn't until Wu Mian's back disappeared that she came to her senses. She patted her head and suddenly felt a wave of fear——
How did that father of six kids know where I was?!
This Wu Mian is that father’s son! He’s here to collect debts for him!
How powerful they are!
I’m getting married. The malice in her heart was shrouded in boundless fear. The presence of a dead person in her yard made her uneasy. Her fiancé was a murderer, which made her collapse. In addition, the thought of having to pay back the money put her under all kinds of tremendous pressure.
She immediately fell ill.
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Lin family.
After Feng Song left the follow-up matters in the live broadcast room to his third senior brother, he forgot about his third senior brother Wu Mian.
The live broadcast is just a window to spread "love", and the chicken baby is the top priority.
After all, family harmony is the foundation of all harmony.
In the living room, Feng Song bought six Conan-in-black hoods and distributed them to his six children one by one. Even Lin Qinyi who was in the room was dragged out and put on the hoods forcibly.
"From today on, we are a family of men in black! A family must be neat and tidy!"
Feng Song has his own little plan.
She felt quite happy doing the live broadcast of the small account. Although the people in the live broadcast room were still weird, they were much better than the malicious ones of the large account, but they always doubted her identity as a father.
Others can be doubted, but there is no doubt about his father’s identity!
Put hoods on your sons and daughters so they can appear during the next live broadcast!
Feng Song felt that he was really smart, and this idea was so perfect!
Lin Qi touched the hood he was wearing, and unconsciously thought of He Feng Song's night in the haunted village.
That night, you didn't reject me, I hurt you, your face was filled with tears! - ("That Night" Dao Lang)
That night, Lin Qi was deeply impressed, as if he still had the warmth and warmth of his little dad...
The feeling of chest muscles.
Lin Qi vaguely felt that there was something wrong with his baby daddy's chest muscles, but he couldn't tell what was wrong yet. He just felt that those breasts did not look like a boy's.
Lin Qi thought about it and touched his face, lost in thought.
His appearance made Lin Fengling, who had found him extremely distasteful recently, even more dissatisfied with him. Lin Fengling took off his hood, carefully arranged his hair, and put the hood back on.
Everyone's short hair is of different lengths, so when wearing this hood, the shape of the top of each head is different. For example, Lin Miaomiao, who has long and tall hair or a wolf tail, has a swollen patch on the top and back of her head after wearing the hood. It looks like
Like Ultraman with black face.
Lin Fengling would not be like this.
He discovered that among his brothers, his greatest advantage was——
Looks handsome.
Therefore, he must carry out image management to let his little dad feel his charm, so that he can have the opportunity to slowly win over his little dad. In fact, Lin Fengling has secretly read a lot of danmei novels recently.
The strange thing is that he seems to have no interest in men, but similarly, he has no interest in women. He seems to be the most playboy, but in fact he hangs out in sensual places all day long because he has no interest in men or women.
Looking for excitement.
Unexpectedly, after going around and around, the most exciting person is actually at home.
Lin Fengling only gets excited when he thinks that the person opposite is his baby daddy.
Danmei novels do not increase knowledge, but they introduce a lot of strange postures. For example, if handsome guys are together, it is called Tanmei, and if ugly guys are together, it is called homosexuality.
He must be incredibly handsome!
With such a heart in mind, Lin Fengling straightened her temples at the window, looked in the mirror and straightened out the mask that was all black except for the eyes and mouth, and successfully sorted out a round shape without any edges.
brain.
Lin Fengling turned his hands into palms in front of the mirror and brushed the messy hair from his ears. The more he looked at it, the more he felt that his headgear was perfectly worn!
Perfect cosplay of the man in black in Conan!
Lin Fengling checked in the mirror several times to make sure there was nothing wrong, then turned around——
"Dad, do you think I'm handsome?"
“Where did the braised eggs come from?”
Shui Miaomiao, who looked like Ultraman, rolled his eyes, "Second brother, did you shave your hair? Why do you look bald?"
Feng Song, who was putting a hood on Lin Chen, was attracted by the braised eggs.
"Braised eggs? Where? I'm hungry and want to eat."
Then, Feng Song and the round-headed Lin Fengling stared at each other with big eyes.
Lin Fengling:......
"Hey daddy, I am the braised egg, you can eat me!"
Lin Fengling suddenly no longer bothered with the nickname Lin Miaomiao gave him! It's good to make braised eggs. Now he is a braised egg. If the little dad says he wants to eat braised eggs, it means that the little dad wants to eat him!
When the little dad wants to eat him, it means that they... are astringent and blend into one...
Thinking of all the explicit and astringent scenes in Danmei novels, Lin Fengling's heart stopped moving.
This moment is the time for fantasy.
Lin Miaomiao looked at Lin Fengling curiously. She was used to the fact that her second brother was a love brain. Even watching "She Disappeared" could not cure her second brother's love brain.
but--
"Why is he not moving?"
Feng Song raised his hand, touched Lin Fengling's forehead, and diagnosed.
"This egg is burnt."
Lin Miaomiao tugged on the hood, "You can cut it open and eat it if it's burnt. I bet, Teacher Feng, if you cut my second brother's head open one day, it will be full of you."
Lin Fengling's eyes lit up!
As expected of his sister, she actually spoke his heart?!
Lin Fengling looked at Feng Song expectantly, wanting to add a few words of love to Lin Miaomiao's words. Lin Qi held his head and said with a smile.
"Brother, if you are a braised egg, don't worry about it, okay? Even if your head is full of Feng Song, the Feng Song inside is definitely wrapped in a bunch of yellow waste, and Feng Song won't like it."
Lin Fengling sneered.
"Jealous! Lin Qi, you are jealous! Jealous of me, jealous of my love brain!"
Lin Fengling is a love brain, Lin Fengling is proud!
Lin Qi:......
666, is indeed a love brain.
Lin Yaoyan felt inexplicably uncomfortable when he heard Lin Miaomiao's words, so he spoke.
To be continued...