Chapter 66 Daughter-in-law
It's another beautiful day. Father Tian and Mother Tian got up early in the morning and got busy. The villa has not yet been officially opened, so the old couple seems to be taking a break from their busy schedule.
Work at sunrise and rest at sunset, with two hoes and a few packets of seeds.
In addition to being busy with matters in the villa, they are also very interested in reclaiming wasteland and farming.
When I originally bought the manor, there were already enough fruit trees and ornamental trees inside. So today’s goal is to plant all the wasteland at the door with beans.
"Picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence, you can leisurely see the Nanshan Mountain!" While waving the hoe, Dad Tian did not forget to recite a poem.
"Look what you can do! Where are the chrysanthemums? Where are the Nanshan Mountains?" Tianma sneered.
"Oh, this is a kind of artistic conception, you don't understand! This is a unique emotional expression of pastoral poets! Beans are planted under the southern mountain, and the grass is full of bean sprouts!"
"Ah, bah, bah, bah! The beans haven't been planted yet, and you're hoping that the grass will grow better than the bean sprouts. What's your mentality!"
The bickering between the old couple is actually a kind of flirting that only occurs among elderly couples.
Tian's father comes from a scholarly family, so he is not as expressive as Tian's mother in terms of verbal expression. However, outsiders can see that the relationship between them is quite affectionate.
"You two are so enviable!" Xiang Ge walked over.
"Hey, why are you here? There's too much dust here. Go back, go back!"
Tianma was afraid that the dust from digging the ground would stain Xiang Ge's clothes, so she quickly waved her hand to keep him away. The honest old woman was also afraid of treating her son's friend lightly.
"It's okay! You've been entertaining me so well these days, and I don't even know what to do! It's okay, it's okay, I've done this job before! Let me do it!" Xiange said and snatched it from Dad Tian's hand.
hoe.
The old couple couldn't resist the hyena, and they really couldn't compete with this big, muscular guy. So they had no choice but to let him get busy with them.
Hyena was hoeing the ground while scanning the surrounding mountains, roads and environment.
From the very beginning when he came here, he found that the entire villa was shrouded under a cover. The cover was very familiar, and it was probably used to cover up the aura, and there were constant and cold fluctuations, and he could immediately tell that it was caused by Yin Qi.
make.
Once this person becomes friendly, they can only become more and more familiar with each other, the more they talk, the more speculative they become, and the more they come into contact, the less defensive they become.
With only a few words, Xiang Ge got a thorough understanding of Tianhong's family from the old couple. If this were placed in the modern world, it would definitely be a good spy material.
"His dad and I haven't had a good conversation with him in years. So how did you meet my son?" Tianma became interested.
"Ah, we? We haven't known each other for a long time. Mainly because I have a bad temper with Tianhong and fight with his friends. It's like a family! It's so late for us to meet each other!"
Hye Ge's eloquent conversation was very popular with the old couple. Although this guy is fat-headed, he is really a good hand when it comes to work.
"Have a rest, take a rest!" Tianma took out a towel and wiped the sweat of Hye Ge herself.
"Oh, I'm fine, I'm not tired yet!"
"Why aren't you tired? Let's take a rest! This work can't be done in a day."
"Okay! Then I'll take advantage of the break and put on a show for you two!"
Hye Ge simply sat Tianba and Tianma on the edge of the ground, raised his head and looked around, then took a few steps back.
"Let me make it clear first, this is all a magic trick, you two, don't take it seriously, let alone be afraid!" Hye Ge raised one hand high in the air, making a grasping gesture, and shouted, "Come!"
"Okay!" The old couple really cheered and started applauding even before the performance.
Hyena's raised arms were trembling, and his entire facial expression was becoming increasingly ferocious, as if this performance was extremely exhausting.
Three minutes passed.
"Okay!" The second elder applauded again.
"Son, if it doesn't work, shall we change the show?" Dad Tian was a little worried that Xiang Ge's cerebral blood vessels would burst.
For three minutes, Hyena remained motionless in this posture! The only thing that showed that he was still performing was his trembling arms.
As the elders of their son's friends, apart from applauding and shouting hello, the old couple really didn't know how to deal with their current predicament.
It’s so embarrassing. Is this performance art in the eyes of young people?
If Tianhong were here, he would have kicked him up a long time ago. Is this considered a show? At such an old age, haven’t you seen Lightning Rod?
"Child..." Father Tian stood up and wanted to end this farce.
"Bang"!
A silver spear suddenly emerged from Hyege's feet, and after breaking through the obstruction of the earth, it flew into the sky with a "whoosh" sound.
It spun eight or nine times in the air before slamming into Hyena's hand.
The old couple were stunned.
What kind of magic is this? Why have you never seen it before? Where did the two-meter long spear fly out from? There are no crops in the fields now? Are they starting to grow weapons?
"Bang"!
The end of the spear was driven into the ground by the hyena.
"good!"
"Young man is so awesome!"
This time the applause and cheers are sincere!
"Do you still want to see it?" Xiang Ge took a long breath and wiped the sweat from his forehead, "It's really too far away, I almost can't feel it!"
"think!"
"I miss you so much!"
The old couple applauded continuously. The encouragement at first was the support of the elders to the younger ones. Now the cheers come from the heart and are true admiration.
"Then don't blink!" Hye Ge showed an imperceptible evil smile.
I wiped my face with my hand, and there was another "bang" sound.
This was so bad that the old couple were frightened into silence. Dad Tian even took a few steps back and fell down next to Mom.
Hye Ge returned to his pig-headed appearance, picked up his spear, and opened his bloody mouth at the two elders.
The roar of that wild beast, with its fishy smell, hit the old couple right in front of them.
Tianma was so frightened that she leaned back a little.
"Damn it, I finally caught your weak spot! With these two old guys in hand, I don't think any of you dare to look down on me!" Xiang Ge thought to himself and walked towards the two old men with angry eyes.
"Okay!" Dad Tian suddenly clapped his hands, "Zhu Bajie's acting looks so good!"
"Really?" Tianma didn't react yet, she just clapped her hands unconsciously.
"What, why is Zhu Bajie? I'm much more handsome than him!" Xiang Ge immediately retorted.
This is not the script in my mind! Xiang Ge was a little at a loss for a moment. Shouldn't the old couple be frightened and flee when they saw his appearance? Why are they still treating it like a show?
After hesitating for a few seconds, Hyena still raised his spear.
"Yes, that's right. Whose Zhu Bajie uses a gun? They are all holding nine-tooth rake!" Tianma suddenly realized, and immediately pulled Tianba to see clearly.
"Wow, wow, I'm so angry! You can study it after you get to the underworld!" Hyena slashed with his spear.
"when"!
A rake caught the grass and knocked away the falling spear.
"Auntie said that the weapons are not enough, why did you turn a deaf ear? This is so rude!" Bai Ning walked out from behind the doorpost.
"Little girl, mind your own business!" Xiang Ge glared at Cheng Yaojin who suddenly jumped out, and summoned the spear again, "Come on!"
Chapter completed!