Chapter 186: The Heart of the World (1)
"What?"
"Father's wife?"
"You bastard, don't you, I'm sorry!"
The five thousand vanguards selected for Lan Yu and Zhu Gaoxu were the Shu soldiers.
Since ancient times, the road to Shu has been difficult. The Shu soldiers are good at climbing mountains and are obedient. Moreover, these soldiers are selected from western Sichuan. Because they are close to Xifan, the soldiers in western Sichuan are even more brave and good at fighting.
However, they were a guest army in this battle. Not only did they leave home, they were facing the New Year again. The soldiers were homesick and were already tired of fighting.
At first, the hundreds of households shouted in the camp that they were chosen as the pioneer. The good-tempered Shu soldiers looked resentful in their eyes. Those tougher ones were already making noises, and they kept scolding me.
But the next second, when Baihu told the woman to tell her that she had given her battle, the entire camp fell silent in an instant. Then, countless soldiers suddenly flocked to her and almost trampled the Baihu to death on the spot.
"You guys can tell me clearly? Which one will send us a wife?"
"If you want to send it, it's just for me to send it first. I have been a soldier for ten years and I will be a bachelor!"
"Where is the woman? Tell me quickly, where is the woman?"
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"shut up!"
At the critical moment, the commander of the Sichuan West Guard shouted loudly with his personal soldiers and drew his sword to separate the soldiers who were already in a mad manner.
The Baihu who sent the order wiped his saliva on his face, stood on a box, and said loudly, "Ship Lan said, he chose our Western Sichuan soldiers as the vanguard and wanted to cross the mountains and go to war!"
"He said that if this battle is won, everyone will be rewarded."
"There are those who behead the thief, and each person sent a woman after the war!"
The Shu soldiers who were listening below were very bright, as if they were stars, and more and more soldiers gathered over.
"One person sends one? Where can I get so many?" Someone among the Shu soldiers whispered to himself.
This immediately aroused the approval of the surrounding robes. Seeing that everyone was about to start arguing again, the hundred households quickly continued to say loudly.
"If you hear it clearly, it is only a brother who has the ability to behead, but he has the method of wizarding!"
"One head and one wife can be cashed out after the war and will never be denied. However, this woman cannot be from us Shu. It's just... I'm just to catch a woman in this bird place and be a woman for you!"
Just have a wife, who cares which person is?
As long as he can breathe, he is not afraid that he will not be able to give birth to a baby. His mother has been a soldier all her life, and her biggest thought is to have a wife and a group of babies in the room.
Ge, what happened to the vassal woman? Is it a woman?
The commander of Sichuan Western Guard walked up to a soldier and asked loudly, "Do you have a wife?"
The soldier was in his thirties and shook his head in his eyes when he heard this.
"Do you want it?" asked the commander again.
"Who doesn't want it? The turtle doesn't want it!" the soldier shouted, "I'm not afraid of you making jokes. I've been thinking about my wife for more than 30 years. I have two brothers in my family. My old man is partial to using my military pay to get my wife for my elder brother, so I can only watch it."
"You don't know, I saw it..."
"Go roll!" The commander of Sichuan West pulled apart, "You are not human, and your sister-in-law is thinking about you!"
As he said that, he shouted to the soldiers, "Brothers, I have heard it. There is no joke in the army. After fighting, I will reward the wife with merits!"
"No, one is the head and the other is the wife. What if I cut two of them?" someone shouted.
Baihu smiled and said, "It's great, Lan Shuai said, if anyone cut two, he will send him a young one!" As he said, clearing his throat, "You know, there are old ones, young ones, and young ones..."
"What if I cut three?" Someone's eyes were bloodshot and he jumped and shouted.
"Lan Shuai said that you can choose brothers who beheaded level three or above!" Baihu shouted.
"What a way to pick it up?" The soldiers were stunned, with inexplicable excitement in their eyes.
"A row of young wives are placed in front of you, and you will choose whichever you like!" Baihu waved his arms and said loudly, "After choosing, you will be the bridal chamber on the spot. However, the ugly saying goes in front of you. The bridal chamber can be done but the battle is not over. You must put it in the camp first. You can only understand the family life after the battle!"
"Then...then..." a veteran with a beard shouted, "What if I just got the wife and died in battle? Then my wife, will she have to part with me again..."
"Your mother sells masturbation!" The commander of Sichuan West Guard cursed, "You bastard won't cut all the barbarians to death first? What is the knife in your hand for? If you cut them all, you won't have to die!"
"Yes!" the veteran nodded and shouted excitedly, "Kill them all!"
These soldiers from western Sichuan are different from other soldiers. Their women are too young and old.
"If... what if... I cut five of them?" a young soldier shouted, "Do you give two?"
After the words came, an officer next to him who was dressed in chief stepped forward and kicked, "You are so beautiful? You are so beautiful that you are so beautiful that you don't think you have that ability!"
These words immediately caused laughter in the camp.
The war-weariness that had just been swept away at this moment. Many soldiers licked their tongues bloodthirsty, wishing they could rush over now, kill all the barbarians, and then hug the woman happily.
"Who is Lan Shuai?" Suddenly, someone in the crowd shouted, "Does there be no Grand Marshal named Lan in our Shu?"
When the brothers fought in the war, the father-son soldiers were in a very strong regional position in the army. The foreign generals could not command them at all, and they could not win the love of the soldiers.
"You are drunk with too much yellow soup, and Lan Shuai doesn't know!" The hundred households cursed, "Lan Shuai is Lan Yu, the Duke of Liang of the Ming Dynasty. The founding hero of our Ming Dynasty, he was the one who fought in Yunnan at the beginning. What was he still fishing in the sea? He almost caught the Tartar Emperor..."
The soldiers were a little confused and sounded very majestic, but they didn't seem to have much to do with them.
Seeing this, the commander of Sichuan West shouted, "Lan Shuai, the old man who slept with the Northern Yuan Emperor... Later that woman died!"
"Hiss!" The surroundings suddenly breathed in air, and all the soldiers' eyes were filled with admiration.
"The Emperor's woman? That's the Emperor's woman!"
For these big-headed soldiers, robbing the Emperor's Sleeping Queen is definitely their highest pursuit in their life. No matter how many achievements they have, they are not as shocked as the woman who has slept with the Emperor, and she still slept to death!
"Lan Shuai has never lost a war in his life. He also respects us Shu soldiers. If you choose too many men, I won't say that anyone will get diarrhea when they go to the battlefield. Don't say that I don't care about my mercy, just chop him up!"
The soldiers seemed to have not heard the commander's shouts, and they were still savoring the feat of Lan Yu sleeping with the emperor's wife.
"I..." A soldier suddenly shouted like a devilish mania, "I can sleep with the queen, and I'd rather die!"
The commander in western Sichuan said angrily, "Which empress do you want to sleep with?"
"No matter which one of her is the emperor's wife?"
"Which emperor?"
"No matter which emperor he is..."
"You bastard!" The commander kicked the man away, "You bastard, you bastard, let's talk nonsense, I will chop you first!"
As he said that, he cleared his throat and continued to shout, "No more, just for the wife, we cannot lose our Shu soldiers. Climbing mountains and ridges is our specialty. We bring four days of dry food, ropes, axes, saws, and fight for a bloody road."
"Brothers, after the war is fought, everyone will have a good time. At this time of the coming year, your family will be full of babies. If they are not fought well, they will bury their bones here and be lonely ghosts without incense!"
"You said, are you going to be a father next year or you will be a lonely ghost!"
Chapter completed!