Chapter 106 The image is ruined (please vote)

Brother Snake shivered in fear. He reluctantly raised his head, opened his mouth, and weakly called out twice: "Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssss~~~"

Mr. Zhang slapped the snake on the head with his backhand, knocking the snake unconscious on the spot.

"Boy, what is this evil beast calling? My sixth sense tells me that it is scolding us both."

"Mr. Zhang, you guessed it right. This guy scolded us for not being human, so he caught a little snake and stroked it desperately. It's really rude." Jiang Yun scratched his head, feeling a little helpless.

The previous three misunderstandings were quite big, and now Brother Snake really doesn’t want to trust humans anymore!

"You translate it. I personally saved its life with herbs. If you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer the consequences."

"The swarm of wasps outside is going crazy. It insists on running out. The young snake is still too energetic!" Mr. Zhang looked at the slow-moving cobra and said angrily.

He has great medical skills, and as long as the person is not dead and is brought to him, he is 80% sure to save the person. However, the old Taoist priest is also very annoyed by the disobedient patients.

If this cobra hadn't brought good luck and was just a snake, Mr. Zhang wouldn't even have looked at it.

After Jiang Yun explained, the fear in Brother Snake's eyes was greatly reduced. He opened his mouth and hissed loudly for a long time.

"Mr. Zhang, this snake asked me to tell you, thank you for your life-saving grace. It will repay you in the next life as a cow or a horse."

"Also, it also said that the wasp swarm outside was not ethical. It originally wanted to swim along the current, but the swarm of wasps pounced on me like crazy."

"It was careless and failed to dodge or hide in the water in time. It was attacked by a surprise attack and was stung more than 20 times before it could react. That's why it was so embarrassed that it rolled and crawled back to the cave."

Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun was dumbfounded. He looked at Jiang Yun with a suspicious look on his face and asked: "You won't translate randomly for the sake of live broadcast effect, will you?"

"Mr. Zhang, I swear to Master Sanqing on the reputation of my master that I really did not translate blindly. Those are Brother Snake's original words."

The cobra was next to him. He looked unconvinced, but he nodded cooperatively.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help but sigh, Snake Jingze has now transformed into Snake Baoguo. Isn't it true that everything is popular now and there is no martial ethics?

There was no movement outside the waterfall.

Jiang Yun cautiously stuck his head out and took a look. The wasp swarm had dispersed now, at least it was no longer wandering around the valley.

"Mr. Zhang, let's clean up and go out."

"With the blessing of Master Sanqing, the swarm of bees has finally dispersed. It's almost dark outside. Let's go out and go back to the bamboo forest." Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun sighed.

This time I went out, there was no danger outside, so I didn’t have to wear clothes to wade into the water.

The two of them took off their underwear and outerwear and packed them properly into waterproof hiking bags.

Jiang Yun carried his hiking bag and held Xiaobai, while Taoist Master Zhang carried the cobra. The two of them jumped into the cold pool wearing only their underwear, and landed ashore within a few minutes.

The drone's lens automatically switched to mosaic mode, and hundreds of thousands of water friends only saw two people taking off their clothes and jumping into the water. They shouted in the live broadcast room that it was too much.

"Speechless, why is there mosaic during the live broadcast?"

"I regard the anchor as my brother. I didn't expect the anchor to be so alienated from me. He doesn't regard me as a member of his family!"

"I'm sorry, the brother-sister relationship between Taoist Priest and Shuiyou seems to have changed!"

"You bunch of perverts, what do you want to see? Can I not know?"

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Jiang Yun used his internal power to dry his whole body by the stream. After putting on his underwear and hiking clothes, he pulled the drone out of the cave behind the waterfall.

When fans saw the two of them getting dressed, they couldn't help but shout in the comment area that they were bored.

"Damn it, what's wrong with Xiaobai? Why is his mouth and nose bleeding?"

"Emmm, Xiaobai seems to have a nosebleed. What did he see?"

"I am jealous and hateful. I want to report to the underworld with my real name. Xiaobai did not drink Meng Po soup when he was reincarnated!"

"The image of Xiaobai in my heart was really shattered. The image of Xiaobai in my heart was originally that of a soft girl who is good at acting coquettishly, but I didn't expect that she turned out to be a slut at heart!"

"[Xiao Min]: Taoist Master, I really can't stand it anymore. Please wipe your female apprentice's nosebleed."

Jiang Yun looked at Xiaobai's nosebleed and was speechless. Could this fox really become a spirit?

"Boy, you must believe in science. What you, a fox, eat in the mountains are all powerful supplements. If you are angry, it is normal for you to have some nosebleeds." Old Taoist Zhang Zhishun shook his head and said.

He took out a small pack of tissues from his hiking bag and handed it to Jiang Yun.

After Jiang Yun washed away the blood on Xiaobai's nose, he gently rubbed Xiaobai's head.

bass……

Two nosebleeds spurted out again.

Everyone was shocked. This fox was really angry.

Jiang Yun had no choice but to wash Xiao Bai's face again. He immediately took out a piece of toilet paper, tore the paper in half, rolled it into two paper tubes, and gently stuffed it into Xiao Bai's nose.

After the nosebleed stops, take a closer look.

It's over, with two pieces of toilet paper stuck in his nose, and Xiaobai's image of a slut is even fuller.

Friends in the live broadcast room quickly took screenshots in a fancy way, preserving this social moment for Xiaobai.

"[Xiao Min] Taoist Priest, Xiao Bai's ***list emoticon package should be very useful. I will print it out after I finish it and mail it to you."

"What a loss!"

"We can't even eat the national treasures on the mountain, but the house manager is still snatching bamboo shoots. It's really inhumane."

"Big female dragon, after you make the emoticon package, remember to share it in the group, I want it too!"

Jiang Yun looked at Xiaobai who was still looking at him stupidly, and he shook his head helplessly.

Alas, the image of the mascot of Tianyuan Taoist Temple’s senior sister may be destroyed today!

Old Taoist Zhang was carrying Brother Snake, who was half-hard but not soft. He strode towards the mouth of the valley with his head held high, Jiang Yun following closely behind.

The two returned to the chestnut tree and found that because the hornet's nest was destroyed, the bee colony had moved with the queen and young bees.

Jiang Yun got back his hiking bag. He found a small hoe under the tree and rummaged through the pile of honeycombs. The honeycombs inside actually contained honey that wasps had robbed bees.

"Mr. Zhang, lend me one of the plastic bags you brought in your hiking bag. I'll bring the honey back. Let's eat roasted chestnuts with honey tonight!"

This honey weighs four to five kilograms. It is all real wild honey. It is golden in the hive and dripping with honey. It looks very attractive.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were filled with envy.

"Taoist priest, can you leave me a pound of honey? That honey looks delicious."

"I'm curious, my grandfather keeps bees. The honey he brings home is pure milky white, much like lard. Why is this honey golden yellow?"

"Yes, lard-like honey is the king, but it tastes a little bit irritating."

"The pollen collected by bees is single, so the honey is milky white. Authentic wild honey is golden yellow because the bees collect it for a long time and store it for a long time."

"The wild honey collected by the Taoist priest costs at least 200 yuan per catty on the market. Even if you have money, you can't buy it. They are all reserved for acquaintances."

After Jiang Yun packed up the wild honey, he was about to leave when he found Taoist Zhang Zhishun staring at the wild boar.
Chapter completed!