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Chapter 120 It's just to relieve boredom and ask for a monthly ticket

Chapter 120 Just to relieve boredom (please vote for me)

Jiang Yun sat on a large bluestone and stared at the water. The process of waiting for the fish to take the bait was quite boring and boring.

Especially when there is no nest, you are basically waiting for the willing fish to take the bait.

After waiting for a long time, not a single fish took the bait. Instead, Xiaobai ran into the woods to play and got something.

This little guy had something in his mouth and ran over, humming and chirping non-stop.

Brother Snake followed behind it and didn't catch up for a long time. When it caught up, it opened its mouth and complained: "Hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss'

"Hiss, hiss!"

He looked so much like a child complaining that Jiang Yun couldn't help but laugh.

The water friends in the live broadcast room did not hold back. Who would have thought that the Zhoushan Cobra, which seems to be quite arrogant and dangerous to the outside world, is actually like a little kid at heart.

"What is that thing in Xiaobai's mouth? Why does that thing look familiar to me?"

"Is that a small lizard or a small gecko? Who knows?"

"Damn it, I'm a person who is very afraid of lizards, but I actually think that thing in Xiaobai's mouth is kind of cute."

Jiang Yun put down the fishing rod, snatched the little guy from Xiaobai's mouth, studied it carefully, and said with a smile: "This little guy is a chameleon tree lizard, from the genus Iguana and the family Dryasidae.

Reptiles.”

"It usually squats in the grass or tree trunks, moves very quickly, and feeds on small insects. This thing is mostly found in tropical and subtropical areas, and is common in Hainan."

"With the climate warming in the past two years, I didn't expect that anoles would also be active in the Wudang Mountains. It's really outrageous. I don't think it ever dreamed that it would fall into the hands of an Arctic fox."

The water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly remembered that a few days ago, Teacher Xiaoliang seemed to have popularized knowledge about anole lizards in a popular online biological identification video, and something unexpected happened during the popularization.

"When will the beauty of lizards and foxes be closed? I think Xiaobai can have a CP [dog head] with the chameleon tree lizard!"

"Fox!"

"Hahahaha, why did these two gentlemen withdraw from the literary world?"

"For the moment, I really can't tell whether you are talking about Tibetan fox or Arctic fox [funny]"

"Taoist Priest, the chameleon bites people, please be careful!"

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room and said with a smile: "Everyone in the live broadcast room, Pindao would like to educate everyone. Although this little thing has teeth, its bite does not hurt at all."

"I read in a National Geographic magazine a few days ago that Director Fox likes to tease the chameleon lizard and let the little guy bite him while walking. It doesn't hurt anyway and the skin won't break. It just relieves boredom."

"Ouch, shit, Master Sanqing, Director Fox tricked me, this little guy's bite really hurts!"

The corner of Jiang Yun's mouth twitched, and he raised his hand. The chameleon bit his finger, and the lizard hung in the air, shaking it. It was very stubborn and refused to let go.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned on the spot. The water friends who had watched the video of Director Fox being slapped in the face by a lizard at the speed of light found that the scene was reproduced, and they burst into laughter on the spot.

"Oh, this wave doesn't hurt, it really doesn't hurt [dog head]"

"I'm laughing so hard, I'm really laughing my head off. Director Fox was bitten just now, but I didn't expect the Taoist priest to be bitten too. The chameleon is definitely the MVP during this time!"

"Hahaha, at the scene of a large car rollover, is this the legendary way of saying what you say?"

Jiang Yun flicked the little lizard's head. He found that the little lizard refused to let go. He sighed helplessly and began to use his internal energy.

With a flick of his finger, he opened the little lizard's mouth.

He pinched the chameleon's belly and watched the little guy open his teeth and claws, twisting his head and biting, but couldn't bite anything, and he was extremely speechless.

Unexpectedly, the first time he overturned his car, he fell into the hands of a chameleon whose combat power was almost equal to 5.

Jiang Yun raised his hand and rounded his arms. He threw the little guy into the woods opposite, then sat down and continued fishing.

The water friends in the live broadcast room sighed inwardly when they saw this.

"Chameleon lizard: If I have anything to do with poison, do you dare to use me to relieve your boredom?"

"At that moment, I seemed to see tears in the Taoist priest's eyes."

"Fortunately it's a little small and not poisonous, otherwise the Taoist priest and the Tibetan fox would both get cold!"

"This bite really doesn't hurt at all. I was bitten when I was thirty-eight years old. Now I am just sixteen years old and in good health [funny]"

"Why did the chameleon bite Taoist Master and Teacher Xiaoliang, and only bit their index fingers?"

"Lizard: Index finger, the index finger is the finger used for eating!"

Not long after the farce ended, the float on Jiang Yun's fishing rod started to move.

The fisherman in the live broadcast room felt nervous. Everyone began to worry about the silver coins they were betting on, and the number of comments in the live broadcast room dropped sharply.

Jiang Yun quickly pulled the lever, and when he raised his hand, he lifted the fish directly out of the water. It turned out to be a small carp the size of a palm.

"You have to trust the judgment of professional fishermen. Taoist Master will definitely not be able to catch a big fish today!"

"After being in the live broadcast room for so long, I finally saw the silver coin that turned back. It's not easy."

"Anchor, hurry up and start the betting. I want to earn back the silver coins I lost. Just lose without thinking."

Jiang Yun looked at the little carp, then at the barrage of the fishing guy in the live broadcast room, and explained helplessly: "Every autumn rain comes and there is a cold. As long as it rains at this time in Hubei, it will feel very cold."

"Although it hasn't rained in the past two days in the mountains, it is quite difficult to catch big fish due to the high altitude and low temperature. But don't worry, the good ones will come later."

He took off the carp, hung up the earthworm, and cast the rod again.

Many water friends in the live broadcast room decisively picked up their mobile phones and walked into the bathroom at this time.

"I believe in the level of Taoist priest. He will never let me down. He will win without any brainpower!"

"You still have to look at the Taoist priest when fishing. That old boy Deng Gang is not good at [dog head]."

"Teacher Deng Gang relies on his strength, and our Taoist priest directly uses Feng Shui fishing. It is really difficult to distinguish between the two of them, but I think the list of gods is stronger."

"Is there anyone in the pit like me?"

"Me too [laughing]!"

"I went into the toilet when the Taoist Master made the first shot. Now I can't stand up and my feet are cramping. Whoever is kind enough to help me [cover face]"

The water temperature in the mountains is low and the fish don't seem to grow big.

Jiang Yun caught several fish in a row, including carp, crucian carp and loach, but none weighed more than four kilograms.

There were several betting rounds, and the fishermen in the live broadcast room made a lot of money, and many people's silver coins doubled several times.

"Sir, the Patriarch of the Sanqing Dynasty, are all the laymen in the live broadcast room so realistic?" Jiang Yun glanced at the betting odds after finishing his shot, covered his forehead with his hands, and said quite helplessly.

Now the odds of catching a ten-jin fish or not catching a ten-jin fish are one to ninety-nine.

The total amount of silver coins that can be used to catch a ten-pound fish does not exceed 500,000, and there are only some die-hard fans who are still gritting their teeth.

After an undercurrent swept through, Jiang Yun felt his fishing rod sink, as if a big fish had taken the bait.

He pulled the rod, but without pulling it, the bamboo fishing rod turned into a bow shape.

The fisherman in the live broadcast room was dumbfounded on the spot. This scene looked like he had caught a big fish!

"It's over, it's over, I'm going to pay you back again this time!"

"Why doesn't the Taoist follow the routine? He can catch big fish. This is unscientific!"

"Belief can lead to eternal life, make a comeback against the wind, and become rich overnight, right now!"

Jiang Yun pulled the fishing rod, took two steps back, and with a sharp lift, a large black shadow jumped out of the water, but it didn't look like a fish at all!
Chapter completed!
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