Chapter 130 Pretending to be struck by lightning and asking for a monthly ticket
Chapter 130 Pretending to be struck by lightning (please give me a monthly vote)
The words are mysterious, the chanting of scriptures is mellow, and the sound of reciting scriptures in the sky is clear and far and bright. Many people are in the dark and see the immortals walking in the void.
It varies from person to person, and many people briefly enter that state and then withdraw.
After they woke up, they found that their backs were soaked with sweat, and their qi and blood were boiling, as if they had just run a five-kilometer.
"Thank you, Master, for giving me the Dharma fate, I've rewarded you, I've given you a reward!"
"Suddenly I feel that my waist is not sore. Anchor, wait until my wife and I finish the final battle, I will come back to give you a reward. That girl is so arrogant!"
"Damn, why are there so many people rewarding the live broadcast room? Do I have poor qualifications and have not entered the state of enlightenment?"
"Oh, I can't go down in this live broadcast room anymore. I watch live broadcasts every day, but it turns out that I'm a waste and feel uncomfortable."
After Jiang Yun recited the scriptures for fifteen minutes, all the fans in the live broadcast room retreated from that state. After another five minutes, he seemed to have some realization in his heart.
"The Pill of the Mind Spirit will make me understand the truth, and the Soul Spirit will refine liquid, and the Taoist Qi will last forever."
"I see Guanyin and Guanzi, and I see Zhenwu and the true self!"
"The true self in Daluo is like the magnificent weather in the sun. If I don't practice Taoism, I will come to nature. At the end of the art, it will be the source of Qi body!"
"A gentleman hides his weapon in his body and waits for the time to move. The Tao should not do this..."
Many water friends in the live broadcast room were frightened by Jiang Yun's chanting scriptures. Many people felt that there was a heat in their bodies rushing towards Baihui acupoints, and even their heartbeat was synchronized with the rhythm of chanting scriptures.
It felt like being swept by sea water, forcibly pushing forward, and I couldn't get rid of it.
"The sword is hidden in the body, and the Tao is standing in the heart!"
"Dear brothers in the live broadcast room, how dare you ask what is the Tao?"
"What is this song? Why does it make my heart excited? The spiritual sword is shocked. I can't suppress my own realm. I'm going to break through!"
[Successor of the Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang]: "My fellow Taoists in the live broadcast room, you can't say something randomly. There are taboos in it. Your practice time is still short and you don't understand the routines inside!"
"Some words will really change your life trajectory in the dark. A seemingly simple sentence will change your life!"
Many of the friends in the live broadcast room were stunned. They suddenly realized that they could not understand the barrage.
Could it be that when the earth's spiritual energy revived, it really leaked itself?
"Friends of the Taoist, please bring me with you when you practice!"
"Senior of the Sixteen-character descendant of Yin and Yang, are you a hidden master and still accepting disciples?"
[Successor of the Sixteen-character Yin and Yang]: "I believe in science. I just want the guys upstairs to delete their messages and let me say that they can't grasp those words."
The audience who had just ignited a dream of practicing in their hearts in the live broadcast room, swearing at that time.
They suddenly felt that Jiang Yun’s live broadcast room was very deep and they couldn’t control it anymore.
[Zhang Zhishun’s original]: “Boy, I just looked at the weather forecast, and it will rain this morning.”
"You stay away from that date tree and be careful of being struck by lightning!"
Click~~
Rumble~~
A large ball of white light falling from the sky and the sudden sound of thunder scared the audience in the live broadcast room.
A rippling of blue smoke rose in the live broadcast room camera, and many people's hearts sank. A sentence appeared in their minds at the same time, "Don't show off, pretend to be struck by lightning."
"Is it possible that Principal Jiang has been pretending too much recently, so he was punished by Tianlei?"
"How come Master Zhang has turned into poisonous milk? This milk is too accurate!"
"I hope the anchor is fine. Should we give the anchor a 120?"
"The anchor is in the mountains. If something happens, it will be cold when the ambulance passes. I hope the person is fine."
Master Zhang, who had just gotten up and was watching Jiang Yun live broadcast with his cell phone, was stunned.
This situation...is really too sudden!
He was dressed decisively and was about to go to the place where something happened to Jiang Yun. He wanted to see if the person was still there, Jiang Yun's voice suddenly appeared on his phone.
The drone is raised and the lens is pulled away.
Jiang Yun was on the edge of the small square. He held Xiaobai with one hand and Xiaohuai Tree with the other, looking shocked.
"The ancestor of the Three Qing Dynasty is here, and I have always abide by the law. Why is it suddenly struck by lightning?"
"It's really unreasonable. People are bullied by good people, and horses are ridden by people. God always sees people serving dishes and persimmons are soft, alas."
Except for the messy hair, Jiang Yun was not hurt in other places. The friends couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and they were also a little shocked.
"Damn, the sky thunder didn't even hit him to death. Is the Taoist priest still a human?"
"Why do I feel that the Taoist priest escaped from the attack range of the sky thunder the moment it hits the sky thunder? His reaction is so fast!"
"Be confident, how to remove the feeling? The anchor was really meditating in the last second, and the next second, he rushed to the edge of the small square. I feel that the world sprint champion is not as fast as him."
"In the face of life and death, human potential is really endless!"
While the live broadcast room was complaining, Jiang Yun took Xiaobai back to the small pavilion.
"I was struck by lightning for no reason. Which dog thief was plotting against me behind my back?"
Master Zhang Zhishun listened to Jiang Yun's muttering, and the old man's beard shook twice. He suddenly felt that the matter could not be explained clearly.
Could it be that I am really poisonous?
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
It must be that the kid used too much lightning method yesterday and was punished by Tianlei today, absolutely!
While Master Zhang was guessing the reason in his mind, Jiang Yun had already arrived in front of the jujube tree that was struck by thunder.
The thunder that rays of heaven hit the jujube tree just now, and did not hit the small pavilion. Otherwise, even if the land gods meditate here, they would not be able to escape the disaster.
This jujube tree has a history of at least several decades and cannot be held by anyone.
Even if it was chopped by the heavenly tribulation and a hole was cracked in the middle, its main trunk was still straight.
Jiang Yun looked at the jujube tree struck by lightning and said excitedly: "If you survive a disaster, you will have good fortune. The ancients will definitely not deceive me!"
"I should make a fortune today. I am really lucky today."
"Xuannu said: Date is the messenger of all trees and the spirit of things. The Thunder Lord killed the Luyun, and the way of wood is to take the thunder and thunder heart as the best. Without the thunder and thunder heart, this is also the reason!"
Jiang Yun was stunned, and the audience was confused, and they asked in the barrage.
Jiang Yun smiled and explained: "Dear laymen, what the saying means is that among the lightning strikes, jujube wood is the best magic tool."
"Because jujube wood is an extremely yang thing and has yang energy itself. If it is tempered with heavenly thunder, it can store huge energy. In our Taoist sect, thunder and jujube wood is the first divine wood!"
"Under normal circumstances, this thunder and jujube wood is used to make magic tools, even if it is simply held in your hands, it will feel a numb feeling!"
"A big thunder jujube wood is enough, I only use a small piece of artifact. Most of the remaining ones can be sold to fellow students and make a big profit."
Jiang Yun touched Lei Zaomu in front of him, thinking intently.
Xiaobai's nose trembled, its two ears trembled, and he screamed at Lei Zaomu on the spot.
At the same time, a rumbling sound came from the thunder and jujube wood.
Chapter completed!