Chapter 163 Daxian's nickname asks for a monthly ticket
Chapter 163 The nickname of Daxian (please give me a monthly vote)
Jiang Yun and Zhang Daxian started to match in the double row, and the two were not at high rank, so the match was successful soon.
"Hey, Brother Xian, isn't McCa stuck on the trail?"
Jiang Yun Kaimai asked, and his three teammates in the same team were stunned at that time.
"Damn it, husband, we seem to be matched with Principal Jiang and Zhang Daxian."
"Don't make a fuss, it's true?"
"Master Taoist, Brother Xian, I am your fan. I'm going to take this to fly, and I really vomited after kneeling for the fourth consecutive year!"
Jiang Yun frowned. He felt something was wrong. He had won more than 20 consecutive victories, but in terms of matching mechanism, it was impossible to match his teammates who had kneeled for four consecutive victories!
I heard that now that there are too many consecutive victories, the matching mechanism will start to cause trouble. Could it be that I have been arranged?
"The ranking is a part of the king's life. Immortal friend, you must learn to accept him."
"The life of King of Glory without kneeling is incomplete. If you don't kneel for seven or eight consecutive times and have MVPs, you will definitely be embarrassed to tell others that there is a problem with the matching mechanism of King of Glory!" Zhang Daxian said to comfort his fans.
The fans were in a better mood, laughed and said, "Daxian, I watched you live broadcast yesterday, you are kneeling in the fifth company."
"In the past, I even uninstalled the game after kneeling. Last time, you kneeled at the peak of thirteen, and you knelt from 7:30 to twelve in the evening, and you didn't win a single hand."
"After losing too much, there was an anchor whose record was worse than mine. I always felt that I was okay!"
Jiang Yun coughed dryly and reminded him: "Friend Xian, your emotional intelligence is a bit low."
"Brother Xian, Shisanlang, cook for us all night. You are still spreading salt on his wounds. You are really unauthentic!"
The water friends in the live broadcast room laughed on the spot. The famous experience of Daxian Shisanlang and Yidao 300,000 has become a famous meme, which represents the youth of many people.
"The matching mechanism of Honor of Kings is a problem. I, a King of Honor, hit my brother's Diamond number ten consecutive kneeling [cover face]"
"My colleague fell from a king's dozen stars, and one day he fell to Xingyao Five. The thirty-year-old almost cried!"
"I had a guy in line before. At the beginning, he said he had kneeled for nine consecutive games. I felt a little sad. As expected, there was no miracle. I also knelt with him. The Taoist priest was also indifferent!"
"I knelt until I was out of the way, and I thought I was unwilling to give up and then I came back the next day and then knelt down."
"I beat four and praise me one, but I beat five and praise me one, yes, I'm the boy who gave me a star [funny]."
Zhang Daxian leaned against the chair, raised his head with a smile, and couldn't help but complain: "Wow, Taoist priest, fairy friend, you two are poisonous."
"That's all a year ago, why can't you two forget it?"
"Brother Xian, the Internet has memories. You can't get rid of the name of Thirteen Lang in one night, but you kneel down, I have a way to break it." Jiang Yun said with a smile.
Whether it is Zhang Daxian, his teammates in the same team or his water friends in the live broadcast room, everyone is interested.
"Master, just tell me how much does it cost to break the talisman of Kneeling? I'll buy it!"
"Every time I kneel twice, I have to turn on the Great Compassion Curse and listen quietly alone for a while, otherwise I really can't help but send sincere greetings to my teammates' ancestors."
"Fight against orphans, assist in sleepwalking, don't move in the middle, the jungler picks Ganoderma lucidum in the wild area, and the three people on the opposite side cross the tower and catch me a shooter with interference. How can this be broken?"
Jiang Yun cleared his throat and said with a smile: "Dear laymen, you must believe in science. There is really no talisman in the Taoist sect, which can change a person's own luck and thus break the kneeling."
"There is no shortcut to cheating in life. If you lose too much game, then change your account and don't fight to the death, otherwise we will stay up late to play the game in the end."
"What the Taoist priest said is indeed reasonable, but sometimes people just can't control themselves and always want to turn the tables." Zhang Daxian said with a face covering.
He knelt thirteen nights, and he felt a devil in his heart. Finally, he won and then the broadcast was released.
After several people selected the heroes, the lineups of both sides were locked.
Blue square
Judge Li Bai (punishment) Jiang Yun
Assisted by Yao Mei (interference)
Development Road Sun Shangxiang (purification) Zhang Daxian
Chenmengxi, middle road (flash)
Fight against Lu Guanyu (sprint)
Red square
Judge Pei Qinhu (punishment)
Assisted by Cai Wenji (weakened)
Developmental Road Marco Polo (Spit)
Mikuma Mikuma (flash)
Confronting Lulubu (flash)
After entering the loading page, Zhang Daxian took his mobile phone and turned his head and shouted: "Acai, I'll go to the bathroom, please help me with it first!"
Jiang Yun smiled and chatted with him in the same team as two couples in the same row.
The two showed their affection, drove very hard, and their voices were very young.
He was a little curious and asked, "Miss, how old are you?"
“How old?”
"Yes, how big."
"I'm so annoying, it's quite a big deal."
The corners of his mouth twitched, what kind of words are these?
"Yang Mianmian, Taoist priest asked you how old you are, don't drive!"
"Oh, I know, but I am!"
The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't sit still when they listened to the conversation between the two.
"Damn, the little girl is driving when she comes up, and she is speechless for the Taoist priest."
"I have a friend who doesn't believe there, he wants to see."
“I also have a friend [funny]”
【Xiao Min】: "Good guy, what are you guys thinking about in your mind?"
"Uh, I'll say weakly. Although the Big Mother Dragon is thirty-six, she has it too!"
"No, no, no, no, no, no one is really interested in the Big Mother Dragon, right?"
Both sides entered the game. Jiang Yun had just finished playing Lan, and after Zhang Daxian came back, he took over the game.
He glanced at the ID of the middle lane opposite and was very shocked: "Master, you may not believe it when you say it, we had a car collision with Douzi!"
"It's over, Aku and Douzi are in double rows. That dead bean is really strong. I feel like I'm going to kneel down again!"
"Brother Xian, don't you panic. At noon today, didn't I beat you two too?" Jiang Yun calmly brushed the blue.
Although Pei Qinhu has strong anti-sky ability in this game, Huo Wu’s ability to clear the line in the middle lane is not strong, and Guan Yu also guarded the river for a while in the early stage.
Pei Qinhu on the opposite side was about to rebel, but before he could cross the river, he was slashed by Guan Yu, and he went back to beat his redness honestly.
With the help of Shen Mengxi, Jiang Yun successfully got the little wild monster in the middle road. When he was calm and browsing, he took a look at the barrage.
What a guy, the water friend in the live broadcast room, it exploded, and many people were brushing themselves and crashing their cars.
"Master, you may not believe it when you say it. Pei Qinhu on the opposite side is the second child Han Han. He ordered a girl to play with him!"
"Good guy, we usually have a lot of difficulties to hit an anchor. Why can Taoist priests collide with professional players and big anchors at the same time in the low-segment of King of Glory?"
"Actors, they are definitely actors. Douzi and Aku must let go. Do you believe it?"
"I feel like this is a battle of dignity and a battle of taking on girls!"
"Good guy, the wild king in the peak match is paired with two professional players, how can this flying dragon riding face lose?"
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After the girl Yao Middle Road cleared the military line, she smiled and said, "Master, don't worry, after level 4, I will follow you if I am old."
"I'll go up there, my skills are very good. I'll take you flying. I'm a provincial Yao girl!"
Chapter completed!