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Jiang Yun looked at his disciple and nodded with satisfaction, then pointed at him and said loudly: "Monkey, Tai Chi sword technique, don't be able to do it, don't face the enemy when you are unfamiliar, you must work hard after your hand.

Both are powerful.”

"When moving, you must keep it firm, and if you don't go deeper, you can cut it quickly and make it faster, and then you will be firm first. You must move forward step by step and be straight at all times. Do you understand?"

Jiang Hou Er stayed there, and it turned his head to look at Jiang Yun and scratched his head: "Hohahahahahahahahahahaha?"

"You are a foul disciple, without any praise. The essence of Tai Chi sword technique is the word "kill"!"

"Start the middle, push the pull, flat body kill, kill the character T-shaped kill, kill the kill with five steps, kill the kill with the different killing moves, it all depends on your mood. Don't be too restrained."

Jiang Hou Er nodded and practiced Tai Chi swordsmanship again. Jiang Yun's guidance was very useful, and its moves immediately became wild and unrestrained.

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun was frightened by the side and asked, "Boy, isn't it good for you to teach your apprentice's killer moves like this? Now it's a legal society after all."

"Monkey is simple in nature, I teach it Tai Chi sword technique just to protect myself."

"Self-protect yourself?" Old Taoist Zhang Zhishun pointed at Jiang Houerer and said in a lost voice: "That monkey has practiced sword energy. Is there any self-protecting method?"

Jiang Yun turned his head and saw the corners of his mouth twitching.

Jiang Hou'er's wooden stick came out of her hand, and a layer of transparent sword energy was nailed directly to the zimuth tree.

"Old Zhang, don't worry. When you are in danger now, you are implementing the principle of infinite self-defense. Monkey II is a state-protected animal. Even if you accidentally kill two criminals, you will not be sentenced." Jiang Yun said confidently.

He is now proficient in the Civil Code and the Criminal Law. If he needs to testify for his apprentice, there will be no problem at all.

"You boy, are you worried about the golden monkey? I am worried about the gangsters!"

The live broadcast room saw Jiang Houer, who looked at his feet together, lowered his head, and put his hands on his back. He looked like he was guilty of doing something wrong, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Sure enough, there must be a disciple of the same teacher. The Monkey No. 2 is really good."

"To be honest, when Ziwei Tree meets Tianyuan Taoist Temple, it will definitely be a disaster for eight lifetimes."

"Hey, when I was young, I broke the vase at home. When I met my mother, I was exactly the same as Hou Er."

Jiang Yun patted his apprentice's head and smiled and said, "I've done a good job, I won't be allowed next time."

"In a few days, I will also customize a long sword for you, and then make a few stone pillars, and you can cut the stone pillars to play with."

Jiang Houer raised his head and burst into tears to make him laugh.

When the master and disciple were in deep love, Master Zhang Zhishun posted a video of Jiang Hou Er practicing sword energy to the QQ group of the Taoist sect's family who loved each other.

[Wudang Zhang Zhishun]: "@【Wudang leader Chen Yunlong】, look, look, are you very proud of your sword energy?"

"The monkeys in Tianyuan Taoist Temple have all practiced sword energy. I really don't know what you are showing off to me all day long."

[Wudang leader Chen Yunlong]: "emmmmm"

[Sanfeng School Zhang Benchu]: "emmmmm"

【Two-handed Sword Saint Yu Huilin】:emmmm”

...

There are dozens of big guys in the group, and the formation is very neat.

They recognized Taoist Master Chisong as a monster, and they also recognized Jiang Yun as a monster, but the monkey in Tianyuan Taoist Temple has also become a monster. Isn't that too much?

[Wudang Master Chen Yunlong]: "Old Zhang, let me say something weakly, monkeys have practiced sword energy, and you seem to be worse than that monkey."

[Zhang Benchu ​​of Sanfeng School]: "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, and Master Chen has no map cannons. I can't practice sword energy."

[Maoshan School Lin Zhengfa]: "What do you mean by your surname Chen? Do you believe it or not, I will take a few cute little cuties to Wudang School for a walk."

...

[Wudang leader Chen Yunlong]: "No...Fellow Taoists, don't misunderstand me. I didn't target you. Don't you understand me?"

[Maoshan School Lin Zhengfa]: "My surname is Chen, you are finished. In a few days, I will take the 'people' to your Taoist temple for a walk!"

[Zhang Zhishun, Wudang]: "Hmph, I am obsessed with medical treatment and only to cure diseases and save people!"

"How could I compete with a monkey? I use swordsmanship every day to defeat me. I have the ability to compete with me for medical skills!"

When the QQ chat group was quarreling, Jiang Yun assigned a very difficult task for Jiang Hou Er, which was to clean the small square.

Just now, there were not only gravel needles on the small square, but also many petals and dead leaves of crape myrtle trees fell.

"Ho huh huh huh huh ~~!"

"The broom and dustpan are in the Taoist temple. You can get it yourself. If you are the master, you will enter the Taoist temple. Come on, let's take a look at you." Jiang Yun patted Jiang Houer's back of the head and said with a smile.

As soon as he walked to the front yard of the Taoist temple, Mr. Zhang chased after him from the door.

Popularly said: "Boy, when you customize the long sword for that monkey, you can also customize one for me!"

"Old Zhang, do you want to practice swordsmanship too?"

"Yes, even if I knock the pill to death, I will also cultivate the sword energy and hit some people in the face!"

Mr. Zhang was so angry that his white beard was trembling: "By the way, there is one more thing."

"Old Zhang, you don't want me to teach you sword skills, do you?"

"No, I have saved two boxes of kendo secrets and commentary texts from various sects. I will do it myself when I go back."

"Old Zhang, what else is there?"

"It's nothing. After we finish the quarantine, you must go to the Public Security Bureau to file a record. It's really dangerous for a person who has practiced to the sword-mang realm to kill people with a leaf."

"If you don't go, I can only kill my relatives for justice and report you!" Old Taoist Zhang Zhishun said with a righteous heart.

The fans in the live broadcast room were stunned.

"Old Zhang's ideological level is indeed a bit high!"

"I just said that the Taoist priest is a dangerous person. You don't believe it yet. Now you have to go to the Public Security Bureau to file a record, right?"

"It's over, I also bought a long sword. If I practice to the sword light realm, would I have to go to the record?"

"Some people in our live broadcast room think a little bit too much. Before they learn how to run, they think about being a long-distance running champion."

After lunch.

Jiang Yun received a call from the village chief Jiang, saying that there were a lot of express delivery and would be delivered to the door of the Taoist temple later.

"Uncle Jiang, I have been in the mountains a few days ago, and I didn't buy express delivery!"

"The address is written in Tianyuan Taoist Temple. It must be wrong. If it is not yours, it is someone else's. I will send it to you in five minutes and place it at the door of the Taoist Temple. If I go far away, you will get it."

After Jiang Yun and Village Chief Jiang finished the call, he looked at the people in the Taoist temple curiously.

Mr. Zhang Zhishun shook his head and said, "Boy, you know me. I stayed with you in the mountains, where can I get the time to buy express delivery?"

Taoist Master Chen Shilei shook his head and said, "Uncle Master, you understand me. I have always been indifferent to fame and fortune, and I have no money in my pocket. I will definitely not buy anything on Double Eleven."

Senior Sister Bai Jing also shook her head and said, "Master Jiang, although you don't understand me, don't look at me, it's really not the express delivery I bought."

"I originally planned to leave after signing the contract. I really didn't expect to be isolated here. I didn't have the chance to buy it."

The four people turned their eyes to Guo Ming. Guo Ming scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "Brother Jiang, you understand me. I have always been thrifty."

"It's a discount on Double Eleven, and it's quite cost-effective to buy things, so I added something to the Taoist temple. Don't worry, it's definitely useful, at least I think so."
Chapter completed!