Chapter 174 Money Saving Tips
Chapter 174 Tips for saving money
"Brother Guo, why do you consume the toilet paper in your room so quickly? When I entered the mountain, I obviously left you several rolls!" Jiang Yun was very puzzled.
Guo Ming looked at his hands, sighed, and said, "Master Jiang, you have the nerve to say it."
"After our two of us, I was hurting my heart meridians. I coughed all day long, and phlegm accumulated in my throat. Of course, the toilet paper in the room was used quickly."
"But now that Bai Jing has the symptoms much lighter, the toilet paper should be less used."
The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun reminded: "Boy from the Guo family, I know that you are accumulating phlegm, but you should be careful."
"You have a good foundation and are very angry. If you are too frequent, it will actually hurt your body."
Master Chen Shilei held the toilet brush base, patted Guo Ming on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Brother Guo, as long as you have a deep skill, an iron rod can be ground into a needle. You must be careful!"
"Since I have used this instant noodles bowl, I will take it away. You can continue to get your express delivery and I will go to the kitchen to wash the dishes."
Guo Ming almost spurted out an old blood. He looked at his senior sister Bai Jing and explained weakly: "Cough sputum, I really cough sputum to wipe my mouth. The toilet paper is used so quickly!"
The fans in Jiangyun’s live broadcast room couldn’t help laughing.
"Daxia Guo doesn't need to explain, we understand everything."
"There are five things in life that cannot be touched, including the raisins in the desk, the jerky beside the railway, the iced black tea under the tower crane, the toilet paper used by my brother's bedside, and the cucumbers treasured by my sister."
"Good guy, as long as you work hard, an iron rod can be ground into a needle. The needle is originally an adjective."
Senior Sister Bai Jing looked at the large number of express delivery that Guo Ming bought, and she felt a little pain in her chest.
The relationship was a bit hasty. I thought I had found a hero to be my boyfriend, but I didn't expect that the hero was a bit down-to-earth and actually had a shopping habit.
It’s fine if you have a shopping hobby, but most of the things you buy have successfully avoided useful items. It’s ridiculous and outrageous.
"Master Taoist, you are a monk and have no shopping habits on Double Eleven. You are an outsider and can see clearly. What should you do when you look at Guo Ming's situation?" asked Senior Sister Bai Jing.
Jiang Yun looked up at the sky, and he frowned and thought for a long time.
How to get out of the pit of consumerism is very simple for monks, but it is really difficult for most people.
Even if you are poor, crazy merchants will put loan opportunities in front of you and let them shop in installments.
"Brother Guo, you can listen to my advice. The water in online shopping is very deep and you can't grasp it."
"Just take Double Eleven as an example. It is actually not cost-effective to buy things at this time. If we simply apply a function, it is not difficult to see that most things will increase the price first and then be discounted."
"You may make a small profit after some operation, but the merchant will never lose money." Jiang Yun said patiently.
Guo Ming and Bai Jing were shocked. Why did this have something to do with functions?
Seeing that the two of them were confused, Jiang Yun sighed and said helplessly, "You two don't understand the function, so let's use the easiest method."
"Using a Rosenthal effect theory and herd effect theory, we will come to a conclusion that buying things will not be cheap at that time. Do you two understand?"
Guo Ming and Bai Jing were shocked, and the fans in the live broadcast room kept sending question marks and barrage.
"Damn it, for the first time I found that the routine of Double Eleven is so deep."
"I didn't study hard when I was in school, and I felt that I was suffering from the loss of being uneducated."
"Have any professors come out to explain what is a functional curve, what is the Rosenthal effect theory and herd effect theory?"
Guo Ming swallowed and said weakly: "Brother Jiang, you are knowledgeable and talented, and I can't understand what you said."
"Just tell me directly, just when it's the best time to buy something."
Jiang Yun followed the boat and said with a smile: "Actually, it's the most cost-effective if you don't buy it!"
He promptly proved: "If we don't buy it, then the goods that the merchants have accumulated will not be sold, and they will risk going bankrupt and then they will be cleared and sold. At that time, buying is the most cost-effective time."
Guo Ming suddenly realized and nodded repeatedly.
Senior Sister Bai Jing asked: "Master Jiang, what if Guo Ming still can't control himself, he will buy something?"
"Mr. Bai doesn't have to worry too much. I have a plan to try every time."
"What's the plan?"
"Break his hand!" Jiang Yun cut off the railway.
Guo Ming couldn't help but shivered. He quickly pulled his girlfriend and promised to go next to him.
The live broadcast room listened to Jiang Yun's words and suddenly realized it.
After all, in today's society, if there is no prodigal girl in any family, then there will definitely be a prodigal man in their family.
"Master, can you say something that ordinary people can understand?"
"Why didn't I expect it? I've forgotten so many days, and it turns out that it's the most cost-effective thing to not buy."
"I think the Taoist priest is deliberately making fun of things, making people unable to understand, and then pretending to be unfathomable and then letting people not buy it, the other party will be obedient."
"I announced that from today on, the Taoist priest will be my only idol in my life. I just repeated his words to my partner, and she actually deleted her shopping cart."
"I learned another tip for saving money. I was about to persuade my partner, but I suddenly realized that I had no partner [heart-stumped]."
While Guo Ming and Bai Jing were packing the express delivery, there was a knock on the door in front of the Taoist temple, and the sound was quite rapid.
Jiang Yun came to the gate of the Taoist temple and shouted loudly: "Uncle Jiang, did you get a courier? Just put it at the door. I'll go out to get it later."
"What kind of express delivery is not express delivery? Principal Jiang, please open the door quickly."
Only then did Jiang Yun realize that the person outside the Taoist temple was not the head of the village, and that person's voice sounded a little familiar, but he just couldn't remember who it was.
"I am in quarantine outside the door. For your own safety, it is better not to contact us."
"If you have anything, just stand outside the door and say it. If you are giving something, then just put the thing at the door of the Taoist temple. I will go out to get it later."
There was another sound of knocking on the door outside the door, and a familiar voice rang out: "Xiaoyun, don't say so much, please open the door for me quickly."
"I am Jiang Dajiang. I'll give you banners and bonuses. I'm so thirsty."
Only then did Jiang Yun remember that the voice of the man outside the door seemed to be Officer Jiang Dajiang. However, isn’t Brother Dajiang in quarantine?
He felt nervous and suddenly thought of countless possibilities.
The fans in the live broadcast room also felt something was wrong, and many people began to guess blindly.
"Did someone collect the audio of Officer Jiang Dajiang and then make the same voice changer, with the purpose of luring the Taoist priest to open the door?"
"Although Tianyuan Taoist Temple is in the deep mountains and forests, it is impossible for the wolf grandmother to appear. Why does it feel like a horrible story?"
"It's noon now, at least it's time for the yang energy to be strong. It's impossible for a female ghost to suck people's essence, right?"
"Dear laymen, you are really shallow. You will lose your strength. The Yangs will rebel. Have you never heard of it?"
Jiang Yun looked at the unreliable barrage of the water friends in the live broadcast room. He shook his head, then controlled the drone in his brain card, flew out of the Taoist temple, and prepared to see what was going on.
Sure enough, just like expected, the person who came...
Chapter completed!