Chapter 18 Me and my sand sculpture water friend (please collect, please recommend)

Jiang Yun enjoyed this crayfish meal very much.

It's a pity that the beer is a bit inferior, and the home-brewed rice wine doesn't taste as good.

"After a while, the grapes in the mountains will be ripe. Then Pindao will lead everyone to make wine. You can follow and learn how to make wine. Drinking that stuff will make you feel good."

After Jiang Yun had eaten and drank enough, he cleared the table, moved a lounge chair to the courtyard, and made himself a pot of tea.

The sun is just right at noon, and the cicadas are chirping.

"We've just had a full meal, so it's not appropriate to sleep. We need to take a short rest. Let's just chat."

"Although I am young, I have studied hard for more than ten years. I know a lot about astronomy and geography. If you have any questions, just ask." Jiang Yun took a sip of tea and said with a smile.

Friends in the live broadcast room got excited when they saw that they could interact.

Who doesn’t want to chat and brag with their favorite anchor?

The number of barrages in the live broadcast room increased so much that Jiang Yun couldn't watch it for a while.

"You guys slow down the barrage, I will pause the barrage later and answer the first barrage question."

After Jiang Yun said this, he regretted it.

Because of the problem with the first barrage, it was ridiculous.

"Anchor, I have always had a question. If I develop a controllable nuclear fusion device on my own, can I successfully pass the interview for associate degree to undergraduate degree?"

When the water friends in the live broadcast room heard this question, their stomachs hurt from laughing.

"Nima, I can't solve this problem."

"What are you talking about? My dear Comrade Dean."

"I'm not afraid of ten thousand, I'm just afraid of what might happen. What if what that kid said is true? [Dog Head]"

"Don't talk about upgrading from a junior college to a bachelor's degree. From now on, if you eat noodles, even pickled mustard and tea eggs, you can get free and unlimited renewal."

"I'm sorry. Speaking of which, I haven't eaten pickled mustard in more than ten years. I can't afford it!"

“What’s the difference between pickled mustard and tea eggs?”

"I want to hear how the Taoist priest answers this stupid question, hahahaha."

Jiang Yun had a dark look on his face.

He took several sips of tea, calmed down his mood a little, and said angrily: "As long as you come up with a controllable nuclear fusion device, let alone being promoted to a bachelor, I will directly help you to be promoted to an immortal."

"Pfft, help, the noodles got into my nose!"

"Hahaha, specializing in immortality, this seems to be really possible."

"Okay, okay, the Taoist priest said it, and it turned out to be a golden sentence. I really didn't expect that he could be promoted to immortality."

Jiang Yun took a breath and said: "Fellow water friends, don't make trouble. The questions you asked are really embarrassing for me. Please ask them carefully. I will pause the barrage now and answer the second question."

After he paused, his vision went dark.

Good guy, what's the problem?

"Anchor, I have never understood why men have to wait until they are 22 to get married, but they can join the military at 18?"

Jiang Yun glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room.

Hey guys, all kinds of responses came out.

"The young man who asked the question is probably not married yet."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, I guess he doesn't even have a girlfriend. He has been single since he was born."

"I'm going to ask the Taoist priest to answer this question. Taoist priest, don't hide. It's you who want to chat with us."

Jiang Yun scratched his head and said speechlessly: "Are you polite to ask this question to a monk?"

"Pindao has neither served in the military nor been married. How can I answer your question?"

"But a man can face the enemy at the age of eighteen, and a woman at the age of twenty-two. This can only mean one thing, women are more terrifying than war."

The young man who asked the question didn't seem to understand. He replied with a sigh: "Thank you to the anchor for clarifying the confusion. It turns out that women are enemies who can't figure it out."

The female fans in the live broadcast room were not convinced, and they attacked the young man.

"Men and women are not enemies, they should be comrades-in-arms!"

"What comrades? Comrades in the same trench?"

"Oh my god, what kind of live broadcast room is this? Why is the car rolling on my face again?"

"Only after I got married did I understand how scary women can be. I won't tell you, but my wife asked me to hand in my homework."

"Come on, follow me back to the house."

Jiang Yun paused the barrage for the third time. This time he relied on his excellent reflexes to specifically choose a longer question.

He felt that the sand sculpture water friends would not type so many words to make things difficult for him.

"Taoist Priest, since you say that you know astronomy and geography, I won't be polite.

I have always been curious. In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Liang showed no fear when he burned 300,000 Wei troops in Chibi. Why did he say that he would lose his life when he burned the vine armor soldiers?"

Jiang Yun raised his eyebrows and asked on the spot: "Then guess why Zhou Yu died young?"

"When you were in school, your teacher asked you to read more, but you decided to raise pigs. To the west of the fortress, the way of humanity is, Zhou Lang of the Three Kingdoms, Chibi. Haven't you memorized this poem?"

He took another look at the barrage in the live broadcast room.

"Sure enough, listening to a Taoist priest's words is worth twenty years of reading."

"Zhou Yu: I lit the fire in Chibi!"

"Zhuge Liang: It was Zhou Yu who set fire to Red Cliff. What does it have to do with me, Zhuge Kongming?"

"Lu Xun: It tastes like that."

Jiang Yun put down the teapot in his hand, cleared his throat, and said: "Let's stop making trouble. Even if Zhuge Liang did those two things, everyone must believe in science."

"Think about it, when the fire burned Red Cliff, Zhuge Liang borrowed the east wind, and the wind blew towards the Wei army. This poisonous and harmful gas would definitely not reach Zhuge Liang."

"When the vine armor soldiers are burned, a large amount of toxic and harmful gases will definitely be produced. Zhuge Liang was standing on the mountain. He didn't have a gas mask at that time, so he would inevitably inhale some toxic and harmful gases."

"This is the fundamental reason why Zhuge Liang was very calm when the fire burned Red Cliff, but when the fire burned the vine armor soldiers, he said that Yangshou would be damaged. There is a certain scientific basis behind this."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned for a moment, and then they were immediately in admiration.

"Nima, this makes sense!"

"The Taoist Master is really getting closer to science."

"This is a letter written with the blood of tens of thousands of people, asking the Taoist Master to explain why Master Liu Xiu directly exploded the sky star and killed Wang Mang's hundreds of thousands of troops in seconds."

Jiang Yun paused the barrage for the fourth time, and he finally got a fairly normal question.

"Anchor, I like a girl, but I can't tell her directly. How should I ask?"

Netizens in the live broadcast room started to joke.

"Ahem, I have a friend."

"His words are very detailed. Can you guess whether that guy is 1 or 0?"

"If you understand, you will understand. If you don't understand, don't ask."

Jiang Yun stood up, paced back and forth, frowning and thinking for two minutes.

Soon, an idea flashed in his mind: "I've been waiting for thirteen years, but I haven't returned home. The translation of this sentence is, can I wait for you?"

"If there is someone you like in the live broadcast room and you are embarrassed to ask, then send this sentence to him or her. This is more subtle and will not be embarrassing if you are rejected."

"The Taoist priest is so talented!"

"If the anchors were in ancient times, they would at least be like Li Bai and Du Fu!"

"I understand, I'll go ask the person I like right now."

Jiang Yun sat back on the recliner. He glanced proudly at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and his face turned dark again.

Because of the barrage in his live broadcast room, the words "I have been in mourning for thirteen years and I will never return home" filled the screen.

It’s understandable that this female fan would be a fan. Why would a male fan just join in the fun?

Pindao is really a serious Taoist priest with a normal sexual orientation!

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