Chapter 187 Zhuzi is smart since he was a child
Chapter 187 Zhuzi is smart since childhood
"That sentence is added to his essay, that is, the shit basin is inlaid with gold edges, and it is inconsistent no matter how you look at it." Jiang Huanong said angrily.
"This child Zhuzi has been smart since he was a child. Is his writing ability that low?" Jiang Yun was very puzzled.
Jiang Huanong looked at Jin Zhuzi and opened his mouth and told the kid's essay.
This semester, he assigned three essays about dusk in his class. Jin Zhuzi took advantage of the opportunity and wrote a poem, which was the five-character quatrain with the least number of words.
Three times, they were all the same five-character quatrain. It would be fine if they were well written. The problem is that they were not easy to write.
"Xiaoyun, come and listen to it, and evaluate it. Is it true that the shit basin is inlaid with gold edges?"
"The sun sets into the sky, and the fields are suddenly late, and the mountains and rivers are already autumn.
Oh my mom, it’s so big.
I looked at the fire from a distance, and saw the red leaves from a close distance."
Jiang Yun looked at Jin Zhuzi who kept scratching his head. He shook his head repeatedly and said, "This kid, can't you?"
The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at Jiang Huanong, whose expression was slightly out of control, and many people remembered their glorious years.
"In the same world, the same Chinese teacher, I remember that when I used the tiger in my heart and sniffing the roses, my teacher was almost desperate."
"There is a shortage of talents like the pillar in the 21st century, hahaha, the young man is very promising."
"A good poem, the combination of prose and five-character quatrains made me refreshed and my stomach hurts."
[Successor of the Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang]: "The sun sets and falls into the sky, and the fields are suddenly late, and the mountains and rivers are already autumn.
The moon rises and rushes into the far Milky Way, the night is bright, and the city walls are falling, how are you?"
"Yin Yang dead liar, you can collect it, be careful that the boy Zhuzi copied your comments [Funny]"
[Sixteen-character descendant of Yin and Yang]: "The galaxy river escapes into the faint sky, the wind and wild grass dance, sighs the clouds and caress the moon
The drizzle ripples of clear light, the road is long and the shadows are deep, and the lights on earth are copied casually. I will just do this sentence."
"Now, the literary quality of liars is quite high. If I had the level of his back then, I would have been able to add some points to the composition."
"My career has no regrets. I remembered the running under the sunset that day. It was my lost youth [Dog head saves life]."
Officer Jiang Dajiang quickly drove up. As usual, he carried another big red pennant in his hand.
After the banner is opened, eight big characters are written on it: Catching crocodile heroes and eliminating harm to the people.
With the pennant, there is also a kraft paper envelope with a cash reward of 5,000 yuan.
Experts from the Wildlife Conservation Bureau came together. They studied it carefully for a while, recorded videos and took photos, and then came to a conclusion.
This artificially farmed crocodile was indeed drowned because he was exhausted in the water.
"Master Jiang, can you catch this?"
"If it weren't for this incident, you were still collecting herbs with Master Zhang in the mountains, I would have suspected that you kidnapped the crocodile and drowned it in the water, hiding the corpse here, just to deceive our bonus.
"Police Jiang Dajiang sighed.
Then, everyone took a photo in front of the crocodile's corpse and dispersed.
The crocodile's body was taken back by comrades from the Wildlife Protection Bureau for pollution-free treatment and then buried.
Jin Tiehui was very grateful: "Master Jiang, it's good that you are here today, otherwise I wouldn't even explain it clearly if I had eight mouths."
"You guys come to fish together today. I am grateful to you. The fishing fee will be waived. You can fish well and notify me after the fishing."
After he finished speaking, he left in a small boat.
Jiang Huanong was a little puzzled and asked: "Master Jiang, you have always been fishing here for free, why do you have to pay today?"
"Teacher, last time my uncle sucked the guard, and I caught more than 100 kilograms of fish in half a day. If I fish for free, my family can't afford it." Jin Zhuzi explained.
When Jiang Huanong heard this, he immediately felt a desire to win.
He took his brother who opened his goose farm and also made a nest nearby to prepare for fishing.
The three agreed that whoever caught less would treat him.
Jiang Yun looked at the three or four large crucian carp that he had already had in his fish guard and nodded in agreement with a smile.
Hang the bait on the hook and throw it into the lake.
He looked at Jin Zhuzi squatting beside him and asked, "Zhuzi, do you have no classes today?"
"Uncle, today is November 27, it's Saturday. Don't ask. I've finished my homework at school. If you don't believe me, go and ask my teacher."
"I'm very annoyed. Don't bother me. I just want to watch you fish quietly and then think about life."
Jin Zhuzi glanced at Jiang Huanong, and he turned around silently, chose to turn his back to the teacher, then supported his face with his hands, staring blankly at Jiang Yun's float.
After seeing this, the water friends in the live broadcast room immediately teased the boy.
"I bet that Zhuzi's troubles must have something to do with Huanong."
"The boy doesn't know the taste of sorrow, for the Qing Dynasty... Bah, for the fact that he has to worry about the Xilou, that boy must have a little girl he likes in school."
"The world is real. When I saw the teacher outside the school, I turned around silently."
"Why haven't the Taoist priest's fish hook been installed yet? It's unscientific!"
Jiang Yun chatted with Zhuzi in one sentence, then looked at the barrage and chatted with his friends.
After he had empty rod four or five times in a row, the fishing spot was already sparkling and many crucian carp gathered.
"Don't panic, laymen, I think this is a strategic empty pole, in order to attract the fish and catch them all in one go.
The bait we mixed has been soaked in water so that it is a little soft, so now we hang the bait on the hook. We must squeeze it hard and leave you!" Jiang Yun began to reason.
The fishermen in the live broadcast room are not kind-hearted people.
"The connecting rod is bragging, the empty rod is reasonable, why is the Taoist priest like me?"
"The empty pole is used as a nest, and the anchor actually likes to comfort himself like this, 666."
"It's so boring. Why haven't you caught fish? The number of crucian carp fished by Huanong next door is almost catching up with the Taoist priest."
Less than two seconds after the lever was swinging, the float suddenly paused.
Jiang Yun quickly pulled the rod and started walking the fish, and analyzed: "This fish is not small, bigger than the Chinese sturgeon I caught before, at least forty or fifty kilograms, and it is definitely not a crucian carp."
"This professional fishing rod is a bit unstoppable. If I had known it, I would have used the No. 8 main line."
The fishermen in the live broadcast room were anxious, but those who were not good at fishing really didn't understand.
"What kind of fish did the Taoist priest catch? Forty or fifty kilograms, be good!"
"It is really hard to say about the preliminary analysis of silver carp, big carp or giant green, underwater things."
"What a good guy, forty or fifty kilograms of fish, even a smaller person can pull into the water. The Taoist priest has to fight a protracted battle this time."
"The Taoist priest's Line 4 feels a little unstoppable. I hope it won't be broken later."
Jiang Yun stood up: "Dear laymen, there is nothing in this world that I cannot do."
"Don't just watch the barrage first, watch it well, study hard, I'm going to start walking the fish."
People who don’t understand fishing think that fishing is based on luck, but people who really know how to do things know that fishing depends on technology.
If you are lucky, you may not be able to catch a big fish.
But if you have good skills, even if you catch some giants, you can slowly walk the fish, consume the fish's physical strength, and then pull the fish ashore.
"Pillar, take it on the net and prepare to catch fish!"
Chapter completed!