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Chapter 214 Entering the Taoist Temple

"Damn, where are the sweet potatoes on the plate?"

"Is this a distortion of human nature or a decay of morality? What's going on in the past two days of Tianyuan Taoist Temple?"

"Is it possible that the anchor made wine, so Taoist Achisong is back?"

"It's already dark, and it's normal for a little strange thing to happen in the deep mountains and forests."

"Is it because the monster stole the sweet potato or the ghost stole the sweet potato? I feel that the anchor will get angry later. This is simply too much."

When the water friends in the live broadcast room were speculating wildly, the drone camera turned.

Taoist Master Chen Yunlong, Taoist Master Chen Shilei and Jiang Hou Er were holding two sweet potatoes in their hands, squatting at the base of the wall to chew on the sweetness.

Even in the rice bowls of Xiaobai and Xiaohei next to him, there was a cool sweet potato, and the two little guys were eating them all over their faces.

"Hehe, junior brother, the sweet potatoes you steamed are good, but they still taste like your master."

"Uncle Master, I'm hungry, I'll take a bite first."

"Ho huh huh huh huh ~~"

"Yeah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah

"Shit~~"

Jiang Yun looked at the explanation of these guys and covered his forehead helplessly with his hands.

He finally knew why the sweet potatoes that were steamed and dried in Jiuyang always disappeared.

Every time the master brews wine, his drunkard friends always come to help, and the sweet potatoes of love come into their mouths.

"Disciple, during the steaming of Polygonatum, the sweet potatoes will be integrated into Polygonatum, so it is normal to gradually disappear." Chisong Zhenren said seriously.

Jiang Yun recalled the scene where his master coaxed him and couldn't help but mutter: "Master, you should be an individual!"

The live broadcast room suddenly realized that this scene was a bit familiar.

"I'm a silly, isn't this a common routine used in science?"

"I thought the sweet potato disappeared out of thin air, it turned out to be eaten [angry]"

"When I entered science, a man could vomit blood. He said he practiced the peerless magical skills he passed down from his ancestors, but he ended up with periodontitis."

"Walking into the science trick show, I filmed a whole of eight episodes of supernatural events, but the result was a moth scattering in front of the camera."

"I'm convinced, this explanation is indeed reasonable."

When the Polygonatum in the kitchen was cooking slowly on low heat, Jiang Yun decided to eat first.

Three people and one monkey sat around the small square table in the backyard of the Taoist temple.

Jiang Houer held the chopsticks and stared at the ears of the cold pork, saliva flowed, and was scratching his head in a hurry.

"Junior Brother Jiang, drink first!" Taoist Chen Yunlong untied the red cloth wine seal of Tu Su wine, and he was just thinking about the wine.

Hou Er immediately snatched the bottle of wine. It stood on the stone bench and respectfully poured a glass of wine for the three people.

Dongdong!

Jiang Yun buckled the table twice with his finger joints.

Then Hou Er poured himself a glass of wine, dipped it in his chopsticks, put it in his mouth and whispered it, and then it was so spicy that it stuck out its tongue.

It ate several bites of pig ears, and then it suppressed the spicy feeling in its mouth.

Taoist Master Chen Yunlong's face looked a little strange. He asked worriedly: "Junior brother, why do I feel that this monkey in Taoism is going to become a spirit?"

"If you are the senior brother, this is all taught by my master." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

Although the fans in the live broadcast room have seen this kind of scene, they still sigh.

"Monkey two understands the rules at this table than I do."

"It's hard for me to imagine what Taoist Master Achisong did to Hou Er."

"My dad is watching the live broadcast. He suddenly said that I am not as good as a monkey, and then beat me up. I am wronged [heartbroken]"

After eating and chatting, the wine and food were almost the same, they began to sit and discuss the two fates of people.

There are two types of fates in humans: the God of Food and the Official of the Sword.

Both of these represent people's thoughts and talents, but their external expressions are very different.

The external manifestation of the God of Cooking is contentment, no struggle with the world, willing to contribute, giving but not pursuing or rewarding.

The wounded official is manifested as liking himself, fame, sticking to his own words, paying attention to others' affirmation, being willing to give, but also pursuing rewards.

The fans in the live broadcast room were confused and Jiang Yun chatted with them, but if they were a little more profound, they would immediately make people feel unconscious.

"Master, can you tell me what my destiny is?"

"I am 100% of the fate of the wounded official. Although it is very ordinary, I am extremely confident."

"Public man?"

"The house manager has banned his account, and the female fist dog gets out of the live broadcast room. She is ordinary and confident. What's wrong?"

"The person with the fate of the wounded official said that he was insulted by the Puxin man. That sentence is simply too deceptive!"

Jiang Yun drank another glass of wine, and the person was already drunk. He glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and then smiled and said: "A person's fate is related to many factors such as the growth environment and the level of education.



"You lay Buddhists asked me to see my fate. I am not familiar with you. Where does this fate start?"

"But I can see the fate of the big mother dragon. Is Xiao Min in the live broadcast room?"

【Xiao Min】: "Master Taoist, you can help me see my fate, but can you not call me the Big Mother Dragon?"

"The official has been certified and the manufacturer has also been certified. Why can't I shout?" Jiang Yun didn't mind at all. He took advantage of the alcohol and called out directly: "Xiao Min is a typical destiny of the God of Food."

"She has a more subtle personality, orthodox and moral integrity, and she is leisurely and naturally in her work, so she is broad-minded and her body is fat."

The water friends in the live broadcast room called Jiang Yun accurate.

"It's true that your heart is wide and your body is fat."

"I will never forget it. After the Big Mother Dragon came home, I asked her father if he would watch his live broadcast. As a result, the Dragon Father opened his mouth: Big Mother Dragon, yyds."

"I owe me several dragon eggs but I didn't give them. I am really generous in my heart and fat, and I still whimper [resentment] all day long!"

"The biological parents are manufacturers, and this manufacturer's certification is so good."

Jiang Yun drank a few glasses of wine, and he stood up with the help of alcohol, looked at the drone camera and burped.

He smiled and said, "Dear laymen, I am rising today. If you have anything you want to ask, you can just ask me."

The number of barrage in the live broadcast room exploded directly.

"Master Taoist, Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people. Is your thunder method real?"

"Master Taoist Master, I am thirty years old and can't find a boyfriend. Is there any way to crack it?"

"Anchor, I lost my ID card, what should I do?"

"Master, can I ask if I can cross the Qing Dynasty by posting a peace talisman on my forehead?"

"Master, I get up in the middle of the night and go to the living room to drink water. I always feel that the living room is chilly, which is really scary."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room and frowned and said, "Dear laymen, if you can't find a boyfriend at the age of thirty, then you will have a bigger picture."

"Our gender, don't be so damn about our gender!"

"It's a chill when you get up in the middle of the night. That can only mean one thing. This is a question from a lay Buddhist in the south. If there is heating in the north, it will definitely not chill."

"It's cold. Whether you get up at night to go to the toilet or drink water, remember to wear more clothes and be careful of colds."

"Actually, a cold is still a trivial matter. What if someone treats it as a suspicious patient and is taken away to quarantine directly?"
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