Chapter 242
: Smash the stall (please give me a monthly ticket)
"Senior brother, Emperor Zhenwu is watching us on Tianzhu Peak. How can you swear at someone?"
"The sky thunder struck the golden top. What's wrong with me, Mr. Jiang, I really don't understand what you are talking about, it's boring." Jiang Yunyi said righteously.
After he finished speaking, he shook his sleeves and left and returned to the Wudang Sect.
The three people who stayed there looked at each other and almost cursed in their hearts.
The drone followed Jiang Yun and photographed his back as he left casually. The water friends in the live broadcast room began to play with memes wildly.
"You are catching Lu Xun, what's the matter with me, Zhou Shuren, hahaha."
"I seriously suspect that the Taoist priest was the reincarnation of Lu Xun. He has played too much in this game."
"The heavenly tribulation is split into the golden top. What's the matter with me? There is no problem with this!"
"What you are going to capture is Bimawen. What does it have to do with me, Sun Wukong?"
Jiang Yun returned to the Wudang Sect and handed over the remaining ghost coins to Chen Shiyu.
"Uncle Master, have you been through the tribulation smoothly?"
Jiang Yun narrowed his eyes and he glanced at Chen Shiyu.
"Uncle Master, understand, don't ask, don't know, believe in science!"
"I have packed the guest room for you. Do you want to go and have a rest?" Chen Shiyu asked weakly in an instant.
Jiang Yun went to see the room and found that the guest room of the Wudang Sect was similar to that of the Tianyuan Taoist Temple, and there was something moving in the quilt on the bed.
When I opened it, I saw that it was indeed Xiaobai lying inside.
"Yeah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah
"The disciple of the Disobedience, you will go to bed with you on a broad daylight. What a moral? If you want to sleep, you will sleep by yourself!"
Xiaobai hummed willingly, then turned his head and went to sleep.
The fans in the live broadcast room always feel something is wrong.
"Is there any problem between Taoist priest and Xiaobai?"
"It's sunny in broad daylight, and the world is bright. I just want to know whether the word "Dan" is just right?"
[Successor of the Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang]: "The Taoist priest gave Xiaobai full of his gifts, and Xiaobai even repaid him with a spring of spring. Is there any problem? There is no problem!"
"Damn it, yin and yang, your car wheels are pressing on my face!"
"Don't turn it on, don't turn it on, your child's face hurts so much."
[The successor of the Sixteen-character Yin and Yang] was banned from speaking for 24 hours by [Xiao Min].
"This live broadcast room is a civilized live broadcast room. Please don't drive. The Taoist priest's sexual orientation is normal. I will prove it to the Taoist priest!"
"I can prove to the Taoist priest that our children are both eighteen years old this year."
"Xing, the female fan in the live broadcast room is really Xing. Taoist priest just graduated from university. This year, his child is eighteen. You have broken the law!"
Jiang Yun originally had the habit of taking a nap, but in front of more than 200,000 water friends, he was really embarrassed to share the same bed with Xiaobai.
So in desperation, he could only stroll around the Wudang Sect.
The Wudang Sect is the veritable number one check-in holy place in Wudang Mountain. There are many famous places and historical sites everywhere in the Taoist temples, and there are also many people coming to visit.
The snack street at the entrance of Tianyuan Dao Temple is only set up two or three times a month, but the snack street at the entrance of others is all fixed stalls.
Eat, drink, and have fun.
Jiang Yun stood at the door of the Taoist temple, looked around and sighed.
The fans in the live broadcast room exclaimed as if they had never seen the world.
"Good guy, that's not someone's little girl, a famous female internet celebrity, why did she come to Wudang Mountain to check in?"
"Yes, I remembered it, a beautiful woman with long legs and dancing thief six, it turns out that real people look like this!"
"The Taoist priest's drone destroyed the goddess in my dream. There is a big gap between the real person and the video!"
"Anchor, can you make a beauty for others and then a special effect of stretching legs? Otherwise, I will have no material to dream about it tonight."
"Yeah, the dream is broken, my goddess!"
"I will teach you a little trick. When watching beautiful women dance on Douyin and Kuaishou, you can pick up your phone and look from top to bottom, and you can see their real legs."
Jiang Yun ignored the barrage of the live broadcast room where the water friends asked him to interact with those female internet celebrities. He wandered around the snack street and finally came to a stall where the dispute arose.
This is a fortune telling stall. Looking at the stall owner's outfit, he should be a disciple of the Wudang Sect.
At this moment, there was a strong man with a fat face sitting opposite him. The strong man looked extremely unhappy and was scolding loudly.
"Stir, do you remember that you calculated a fortune for me two months ago?"
"You keep saying that I won't have my own children within a year. Haha, yesterday, my wife went to the hospital for a physical examination, twins."
"You are so embarrassed to accept my 300 yuan divination money. Today, you would either refund the money or I would smash your stall!"
The little Taoist who was telling fortunes was thin and in his twenties. He looked at the strong man who kept slapping the table opposite him, lowered his head weakly and shivered.
The auras of these two people are not at the same level at all.
It’s so pitiful to be bullied at the door of your house!
Jiang Yun walked out of the crowd, patted the strong man on the shoulder, bowed and said, "This layman, please forgive me if you have to. It would be boring if you make trouble in the Wudang Sect."
"Uncle Master?"
"Um?"
"Uncle Master, my master is Chen Shiyu. Uncle Master, don't worry, I can solve this matter, I really did not make the mistake of that hexagram." The little Taoist priest raised his head and said weakly.
Bang!
The strong man slapped the table again angrily. He took out the ultrasound picture from his pocket and asked, "The ultrasound of the city hospital is accurate, or is your divination accurate?"
"Grandpas, uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters present, everyone will give me a comment!"
His face was full of flesh, the table was slapped loudly, and he looked very cruel. If it weren't for the action, the onlookers would have planned to take out their cell phones and call the police.
Jiang Yun smiled, he walked over, asked the little Taoist priest to stand up, and sat opposite the strong man himself.
"This layman, don't be so angry. If you have something to do, we can talk carefully and we can understand."
"Come on, let's do a fortune. If you don't understand this fortune today, I will pay you a hundred times the price!"
Jiang Yun threw away a turtle shell and three copper coins.
The strong man took the turtle shell, put the copper coins in, shook them hard, and then poured them out.
"You stinky Taoist priest, do you speak seriously?"
Jiang Yun ignored him. He looked down at the direction of the copper coins on the table and couldn't help laughing.
"The method is called "one, Mao, two clouds, three Xingmen, five, and six come."
"Zi gallbladder Chou liver Yin is in the lungs, and stomach Chen spleen Si is in the heart Wu."
"This layman, your problem is probably a bit serious!"
People around them whispered, and the live broadcast room fans were confused when they listened to Jiang Yun’s nagging.
"Damn it, the Taoist priest seems to be serious."
"Good guy, why do I feel that this matter is hard to be good today?"
"The Taoist priest did not directly cut people when smashing the stall at the entrance of the Wudang Sect, because it was a society ruled by law."
"That, who can give us a few hexagrams? I know all the words, but I can't understand why they are connected together?"
"The old liar Yin and Yang should do it, but unfortunately he was banned from the house management."
The strong man slapped the table and angrily shouted: "Stinky Taoist, what are you talking about?"
Jiang Yun sneered and asked, "Do you have any nonsense? Don't you know in your heart?"
"Your wife went to the hospital for a physical examination. You didn't have a physical examination for yourself. Check if there is any problem with the kidney?"
Chapter completed!