Chapter 256 The Three Contemporary Heroes of Tianjin Wei (please vote for me)

"Brother, are we civil thieves or military thieves this time?"

"What's the matter of civil and martial arts? Our third brother will become the number one man in the world in the future. We are just borrowing it!"

"Should I borrow it through the window or just kick in the door and borrow it?"

"Don't worry, you two. You can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. Let me think about it. Are you sure there is an old Taoist priest in there?"

"Brother, I have figured out the situation. There is a hundred-year-old Taoist living in this Taoist temple. With the strength of the three of us, even if we rob it hard, it will not be a problem."

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There was a muttering outside the door.

After the three stupid thieves kneeling in the corner heard this, the three of them looked at each other, then silently knelt down and moved to the side, making a place enough for the three of them to kneel.

It seems that there is a fellow person outside the door, and they all have the same plan. This person is so lively, and it will not be shameful to be caught later.

While Jiang Yun was drinking tea, he raised his head and glanced at Taoist Mo Yuan opposite.

Taoist Priest Mo Yuan's face was dark, and veins popped up on his forehead. He gave it a gentle squeeze.

Bang!

The tea splashed everywhere, the ceramic tea cup was shattered into pieces, and the hot tea flowed out from between the fingers, exuding heat.

"It's too much to bully others. I have lived in seclusion in the mountains for too long these years. Why do cats and dogs bully me?" Taoist priest Mo Yuan said coldly.

With a gentle rub of his hands, the teacup fragments were crushed into powder.

After the stupid thief kneeling at the wall heard the noise, the three of them turned around to look, and cold sweat flowed down their spines and into their buttocks.

They turned around quickly and pressed their heads against the wall, not daring to move.

The water friends in the live broadcast room also clapped their hands and applauded.

"Damn it, the teacup was crushed into powder. Is this something a centenarian can do?"

"Taoist Master Mo Yuan is simply the master of Wudang. Except for us anchors, he always beats everyone he faces."

"How has the old Taoist ever been so angry? If you can bear it, deal with him!"

"Um, I've already dialed 120. I hope the ambulance can get to the top of Hidden Saint Peak as soon as possible."

"Um, does the Taoist priest's drone have an automatic coding function? I feel like the scene will be very bloody."

"Don't worry, the anchor's drone has its own coding function. It has appeared before when killing rabbits."

"Code? Is a coded video still a video? Mosaic and I are at odds with each other!"

"I just want to know if the uncensored video can be broadcast?"

While the water friends in the live broadcast room were discussing, the three people outside the Taoist temple finally discussed the results.

Bang!

They kicked open the door of the Taoist temple. Because of the excessive force, the person responsible for kicking the door almost fell down.

There are people in the Taoist temple. It is useless to enter through the window to steal. You will definitely become a martial thief on the spot. If there is no one in the Taoist temple, then go in directly through the gate.

After all, he’s just a hundred-year-old man, so what should he be afraid of?

If possible, if you don't go through the back door through the front door, that's what perverts do. I can only say it's disgusting, bah, it's really disgusting!

"Majie, the door was unlocked and I almost fell to death."

"Hey, old Taoist priest, you are at home and there are guests, so excuse me for disturbing you. Fortunately, there is only one guest. Three against two, we have the advantage."

At the entrance of the Taoist temple, there were three people standing, bald, tall, and thin. They spoke in authentic Tianjin dialect, with their hands in their pockets, and they were quite arrogant.

When Jiang Yun saw that the three people were fighting in a large formation, he lowered his voice and asked, "Uncle Mo Yuan, is this the enemy of your Wudang sect?"

"You kid, don't talk nonsense. This is a society ruled by law. How can any enemy come to seek revenge and do this?"

"Three thieves, what do you want to steal when you come to this small Taoist temple in Laodao?" Taoist priest Mo Yuan asked with a smile on his face.

The bald middle-aged man smoothed his long hair on the left side of his head with his hand, gently covering his Mediterranean hairstyle.

The corners of his mouth raised slightly, and he was extremely confident: "Majie, old Taoist priest, if you are talking about this, our third brother is not a thief."

"Let me introduce, our third brother is the three contemporary heroes of Tianjin Wei. Please call us gangsters."

"Our third brother came to Guibao today just to borrow the Zhenwu sword you have so that we can become the best in the world."

The corner of Taoist Mo Yuan's mouth twitched, and he cursed secretly for the first time: "Unlucky, unlucky, what evil did the Taoist do today!"

"The almanac says that it is not advisable to go down the mountain today, but after going down the mountain, a lot of nonsense happened. It gives me a headache!"

The three bandit brothers from Tianjin Guards felt insulted when they saw that Jiang Yun and Taoist Priest Mo Yuan did not move.

As a result, the three of them happily demonstrated their strength.

Snap!

The tall gangster raised his leg and stamped it on the ground, creating a hole in the loess.

He laughed heartily, patted his thigh, and introduced proudly: "Old Taoist Priest, you may not have heard of my name."

"I am the Tianjin Guard flying on the grass with flying legs. Under these two legs of mine, there are more than 400 lives."

"At the peak of my career in Tianjin Wei, I had one person, one leg, one foot per night, and I stepped on more than 40 names!"

The tall gangster took a step forward, his walking posture was quite domineering, but he was a little lame.

The thin gangster burped and smiled evilly, then took out a black and white mask from his clothes and put it on his face.

He flipped up his slightly dry hair, and then said with great pride: "Two Taoist Priests, I am the Thousand-Faced Phantom God Fifty-Three of Tianjin Wei!"

"In addition to being good at illusions, I am also in Tianjin and have thousands of fans. I have people in both the black and white circles!"

He took a step forward and shook his hair.

Jiang Yun looked at this ruthless gangster with a killer look and felt really suspicious in his heart.

What on earth did this brother rely on to sneak into Wudang Mountain quietly and make his way to the Yin Sheng Peak?

At this time, the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help but laugh like crazy.

The bald brother among the gangsters saw that the atmosphere had been set by his two brothers, so he confidently stepped forward and stood in the C position.

He opened his mouth and introduced: "Two Taoist priests, you may not have heard of my name, but after today, I guarantee that you two will never forget me."

"Brother, I am the famous ruthless person from Tianjin Wei. Did you see that every time I kill someone, I have to pull out a hair?"

"Our third brother is here to borrow Zhenwu sword today. If you two know each other, take out the sword. If you don't know each other, then I can only pull out two hairs!"

Outside the Taoist temple door, a gust of cold wind blew in.

The bald gangster's hair was dancing in the wind. After being stunned for a moment, he quickly covered his bald head with his hair.

The friends in the live broadcast room were all laughing like crazy.

"Good fellow, coming here to ask for death is not like this!"

"Sure enough, if you pull out any of the Tianjin-style buddies, they are all cross talk wizards, and the three of them directly put together a show."

"No, my stomach is cramping from laughing. Someone come and save me!"

"Talents, three talents, it would be a pity not to talk about cross talk."

When the three thugs were posing, trying to intimidate Jiang Yun and Taoist Mo Yuan with their eyes, the three stupid thieves behind them finally couldn't hold it back and laughed out loud.
Chapter completed!