Chapter 270 This Is No Cuter Than a Woman Ask for a Monthly Ticket
Chapter 270 This is not cute than a woman (please give me a monthly vote)
When Jiang Yun was drunk, Xiaobai held a tissue in his hand and came to him. After putting it down, he screamed timidly.
"Yeah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah
"What, there are rice grains on my face?"
Jiang Yun wiped off the rice grains from his face with paper, and then gently shaved Xiaobai's nose with his fingers.
The scraping was amazing. Xiaobai jumped onto Jiang Yun's shoulder and rubbed his head against his neck. Its tail shaking like an electric fan.
That shy look shocked everyone on the dining table.
Jack said in one sentence: "Damn, isn't this cuteer than a woman?"
The faces of the water lover in the live broadcast room showed a kind smile like an aunt.
"How can a woman compete with Xiaobai? She has all the true teachings of Daji!"
"I highly recommend that Fellow Daoist Jack go and see the Legend of the Gods. China has the highest evaluation of women in terms of charm, that is, she is like a vixen."
"Wow, Xiaobai is actually shy!"
"Anchor, you have to control the taboos of master and apprentice, you must not!"
"Master Taoist, can you give me a tutorial on how to train pets so femininely? I really want my cat to learn."
Jack listened to Xiaobai's moaning cry, and he also spoke, screaming.
After hearing this, Xiaobai turned around suddenly, her pupils dilated and she stared at Jack.
"Yeah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah
"Yeah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah
After talking to each other, Xiaobai shivered. She got into Jiang Yun's arms and only half of her head was poked out.
There was a look of horror in her eyes.
Jiang Yun sighed helplessly as they heard their communication.
You can eat rice randomly, but you can't talk nonsense.
If you don’t understand animal words, how can you talk nonsense?
"Jack, if you don't understand beast language, don't talk nonsense!"
"Xiaobai asked you, do you really understand beast language?"
"You actually answered seriously, I went to the bathroom to have a meal, hey."
Jack's face turned red on the spot when he made a fuss.
The live broadcast room once again teased this international friend.
After watching the live broadcast for a long time, they all know that Jiang Yun’s beast language level 10 can communicate with many animals without barriers.
This can only be said to be a kind of talent. Others really can't envy it. If they forcefully imitate it, it will really make a big mistake.
"Hahaha, Wudang foreigners are so happy. I was laughed at. When I went to the bathroom to have dinner, Xiaobai must have thought he had met a pervert."
"Thank you, I've really been laughed at."
"I suddenly remembered me and my cat. The cat: The sun is good today; I: Is steel acceptable? No wonder my cat often looks at me with a shocked expression."
"My dog: I am three years old, where are you?
Me: Mom's grandfather's weather is sunny, hehehehe [cover your face]"
When Jack knew that there was the knowledge of beast language, the expression on his face could no longer be described as shock.
After hesitating for a long time, he spoke in embarrassment: "Uncle Master, you have to learn foreign language!"
"I also want to learn foreign languages. It's good to learn one more. Can you teach me?"
Jiang Yun's mouth twitched, and in front of him, an old man with sparse hair and a blond and blue-eyed foreign girl appeared on the bed.
When learning a foreign language, what kind of foreign language is it? I am speaking animal language!
"Jack, your words are taboos in China, but don't say them. If you don't understand, you can ask your master, and he will recommend a TV series to you." Jiang Yun patted Jack's shoulder and explained.
The Wudang disciple who was eating on the table laughed directly.
Can this joke be even accepted?
Many friends in the live broadcast room have now started searching for Jack’s Douyin account.
It’s really rare to see foreigners who are stupid and funny, who are so stupid!
"Master, if the child wants to learn a foreign language, you can leave it to him."
"Actually, fellow Taoists, I'm not intimidated. Actually, I also want to learn foreign languages, mainly Japanese and Russian [Dog head saves life]."
"I have to make up for the foreign language of English, it's really bad."
"No wonder I can't get into English. It turns out that the method of supplementing is wrong [covering my face]"
"Friends, I want to say that you have a good connection!"
Jack was very puzzled. He wanted to ask again, and Taoist Master Mo Yuan immediately coughed dryly.
He used the excuse that Jiang Yun would have to travel fare tomorrow and needed to rest early as possible, and directly disbanded the farewell banquet.
If the foolish guy continues to ask, the Wudang Sect’s reputation for hundreds of years will probably be destroyed.
Some editors today are very unscrupulous and very good at writing exaggerated reports that distort facts.
Jiangyun’s live broadcast room is very popular. The content of Wanzai Broadcast is used by some people. Tomorrow, major websites will publish a news report about Wudang disciples learning foreign languages. How can I do it?
After the farewell banquet was disbanded, it was already half past ten.
After Jiang Yun greeted the water friend in his live broadcast room, he took Xiaobai back to the house to sleep.
He lay in bed and couldn't sleep, so he checked the reputation he had accumulated over the past few days.
Three million and sixty-five million, the live broadcast effect exploded, so the accumulation of reputation value also exploded.
Jiang Yun looked at the Qiankun bag at the head of the bed and decisively held a lottery.
"System, three advanced lottery draws."
Congratulations to the host for obtaining a Qingyun Taoist robe in the Qi training period.”
"Qingyun Taoist Robe in Qi Practice: It is very suitable for Taoist Robe worn by monks in Qi Practice. It has novel styles, is well-tailed, and is not invasive of water and fire, so it is very popular among monks."
"The cuffs and hem are embroidered with green cloud patterns, so they are named Qingyun Taoist robe."
Jiang Yun looked at the white Taoist robe that appeared on the head of his bed, and was delighted on his face, and finally pulled out something good again.
Last time, the master left the Taoist robe. Even if he was sleeping, the Taoist robe had to be stuffed into the Qiankun bag to prevent theft!
Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Zhoutian Star Fighting Visualization Sutra.
"The Sutra of the Zhoutian Star Dou Visualization: It is the top visualization sutra of the Jieshi Buddhism. The Sutra of the Zhoutian Star Dou Visualization is just one of the articles about the Qi Refining Period."
"Close your eyes and meditate and recite scriptures, you can create your own world and change the surrounding environment. This sutra will be sincere and will be protected by the way of heaven."
"Congratulations to the host for obtaining a wisp of elixir fire."
"Pill Fire: The best-quality elixir fire tempered in the body of the powerful Jindan monk is the best spiritual fire that refines elixirs below the Golden Pill stage."
"The quality of this fire is unstable and there is a risk of frying the furnace. Please use it with caution by the host."
System, six intermediate lottery draws were conducted.
"Congratulations to the host, you won two bags of Tianma medal gold carats."
"Congratulations to the host, two pieces of Tianma brand Seven Star Ladybug."
"Tianma brand Seven Star Ladybug: The Seven Star Ladybug specially cultivated by the Kunlun Secret Realm Immortal Farming Sect in response to the flood of spiritual plants and pests."
"After letting it fly, it can greatly reduce the pest and diseases problems that spiritual plants suffer within a radius of hundreds of miles."
"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained two lower-grade spirit stones."
"Lower-grade spirit stone: The spirit stone contains a little spiritual power. Wear it on your body when meditating, which can increase the speed of absorbing spiritual energy."
After Jiang Yun won the prize, he stuffed what he should learn and what he could not learn into Qiankun's bag.
He hugged Xiaobai with satisfaction and slept for a while. After waking up the next morning, he didn't even eat breakfast and rushed back to Tianyuan Taoist Temple.
Half an hour away, it's a blink of an eye.
When Jiang Yun arrived at the door of the Taoist temple, he heard the movements coming from inside and thought to himself that something was wrong, and his eyebrows frowned.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!