Chapter 277 The Jade Emperor’s Anger (please give me a monthly vote)

As soon as Uncle Zhang spoke, his words became realistic.

He asked, "Boy, do you know how much housing prices are in first-tier cities now?"

"Anyway, I can't afford it, so I didn't ask carefully. I heard that a square meter is 50,000 or 60,000 yuan, and the good location is even more exaggerated." Jiang Yun said with a little toothache.

The housing prices in China these days are really outrageous. After a big anchor like him, he only bought a toilet from BJ after paying his monthly salary.

If it didn't become popular, let alone the toilet, I guess I can't afford even a brick.

Master Zhang Shengtan steadily picked up an anise bean and threw it into his mouth, biting the beans creaking.

He took a sip of wine, rinsed his mouth, and said in a low tone: "Boy, the beans have been stored for a long time and are almost turning into iron beans. I will eat them early next time."

"I have lived for most of your life, even if the overbearing female president is married to a security guard, I have seen it with my own eyes."

"But, have you heard of whose bosses match the ordinary dancer in the store with Guanghan Palace?"

Just after Master Zhang finished speaking, a muffled thunder suddenly sounded over the Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

Jiang Yun looked up at the sky with a shocked look on his face, and he turned around to look at his uncle.

Master Zhang was unmoved and poured himself a drink and drank a glass.

This muffled thunder came just right, and it was really hard not to let the live broadcast audience think about it.

"I'll throw it away, can't this be the Jade Emperor killing people to silence him?"

"Master Zhang, you know too much. Disaster comes from the mouth, it's dangerous!"

"Good guy, I tmd called you a good guy. It seems that the old Taoist priest knows a lot."

"Liu Liuliu, it seems that the heaven is also the world, and you must also understand the worldly ways of cultivating immortals [cover your face]"

"It's over. Do I know this? The little secret of the Jade Emperor, I won't be struck by lightning, right?"

"Dear fellow Taoists, don't be afraid, it's useless for us to be afraid..."

Jiang Yun looked at the sky with lingering fear, and then decided to talk less about the topics related to the above with Uncle Master.

He looked down at the barrage in the live broadcast room of his mobile phone, and then picked a very ordinary question.

"Uncle Master, a female lay Buddhist asked you, do you have any small magic to judge a person's personality?"

"Where does it take to use spells to judge a person's personality?" Uncle Zhang frowned and scolded: "We must believe in science!"

"Judge a person's personality, you only need to understand his biological clock."

Jiang Yun asked: "Uncle Master, what if that person went to bed at 10:00 pm and got up at 6:00 pm?"

"This kind of person is extremely self-disciplined and separates work and life. Most of them are ruthless people in the contemporary world. From a personality perspective, rationality is greater than emotion."

After Uncle Zhang finished speaking, many of the fans in the live broadcast room turned on the shameless mode.

"What the old Taoist priest said is really right, I am."

"The two Taoist priests' work and rest periods seem to be like that."

"I remember when I was stepping on a sewing machine in prison, I went to bed at 10:00 pm and got up at 6:00 pm."

"Fellow Taoists, please call me a contemporary ruthless person, or a ruthless person emperor [Dog head saves life]"

Jiang Yun frowned. He remembered that during this period, he had been following a novel, and that author was really a bit inhumane.

"Uncle Master, what if a person goes to bed at 12:00 pm and gets up at 9:00 pm?"

"Ha, those people usually have late procrastination. For example, online writers, for the sake of full attendance, update their points, but they are usually not bad." Uncle Zhang gritted his teeth.

The water friends in the live broadcast room nodded in agreement.

"Damn it, the old Taoist priest wouldn't read online articles too, right?"

"One day I will catch the author of my pursuit update and stew that guy!"

"Fellow Taoist, what you should say is that so-and-so. Please leave a hindrance for me when you stew him."

"It's stewed, it's so cheap. I think it should be eaten as soon as possible. It's best to grill it alive with charcoal, and then add more cumin and chili noodles [Rage]"

"What if you go to bed at 3:00 pm, and get started at 7:00 the next day?"

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he looked at Xiaobai and immediately added: "Uncle Master, don't look at me like this. I just asked a friend. I usually slept early."

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Xiaobai squatted aside and hummed in a coquettish manner.

Uncle Zhang thoughtfully, nodded and said, "Young people should know how to control themselves. Boy, the kind of person you mentioned generally has rich nightlife."

He focused on it and recited the word Ye for a moment, as if he had a meaning.

"In the later stages, this kind of person is usually more powerful, usually in a rectangular coffin. Do you understand?"

Many friends immediately became nervous, especially those who had just met or had just gotten married.

"Damn it, my wife, what the old Taoist priest said makes sense!"

"Friends, I won't be able to do it now, my body has been hurt by alcohol and sex. My wife asked me to quit drinking [crying]"

"Hiss, my coffin is rectangular. Friends, please help me cover it."

"I told my partner like this, and my partner said that the old Taoist priest's words were feudal superstition [covering his face]"

"Fethical superstition is actually fine. My wife took the toilet and drove me out of two miles. Fortunately, I was in Hainan and it was not cold at night."

Jiang Yun hugged Xiaobai, and he whispered some secret words inside Xiaobai. Xiaobai covered his face with his hands and hummed.

I ran back to the room casually, as if I was going to go to bed early and take good care of myself.

"Uncle Master, I have many melons recently, and it's still based on billions of dollars. A lay Buddhist asked you if you have any public opinion trends after you went down the mountain recently and you have eaten melons?"

When Uncle Zhang heard about it, his expression immediately became serious.

His old man sighed and complained: "Yes, it's really right. After the old man went down the mountain, he also read the news, and he really felt like he was a different life."

"I seriously suspect that I am on the mountain. You are secretly engaging in inflation at the foot of the mountain. It would be outrageous if you didn't bring me with you."

"After more than ten million, we normal people have two opportunities every year to get into such huge amounts."

Jiang Yun was stunned for a moment. He tried hard to recall his life, and then felt that his uncle was talking nonsense.

What a thing? Where can ordinary people like me get the opportunity to get into a huge amount of hundreds of millions, and it’s twice a year?

"Once during the Chinese New Year and once during the Qingming Festival, when did I say nonsense?"

Jiang Yun bowed to Uncle Master and sighed: "Uncle Master, I will be better than a decade of grave when I hear you."

The water friends in the live broadcast room all sent out tables and couldn't help laughing out the pig's screams.

"Good guy, once during the Chinese New Year and once during the Qingming Festival, the old Taoist priest's mind is really amazing."

"Hey, if I have one billion, then if I sweep shared bicycles, I have to sweep two, ride one and lead one!"

"Fellow Taoist, why do you dream so conservatively? I guess your monthly salary has not even reached the threshold [Funny]"

"Heart-breaking. Every time I turn on my phone, the most heartbreaking sentence I see is that my hands are slow and the red envelope is gone."

"The last time I heard 1.3 billion was during the census, and poverty restricted my imagination."

"The two Taoist priests don't understand the market, they should have been many times, once during the Chinese New Year, once during the Qingming Festival, N times in the hotel [Dog head saves life]"
Chapter completed!