Chapter 282: Proficiency makes people feel distressed (please give me a monthly ticket)

"Master, I'm going to be honest, I need a weight loss talisman. Dieting and weight loss exercise is really painful [Crash]"

"My fellow Taoist is right, so do I."

"The poor ghost said, how can we relieve our worries? We can only get rich soon. Please give me fifty pieces of wealth."

"Master Taoist, can you ask for a partner for your wishing talisman?"

"Good luck and get rich next year. I want to ask for a lucky luck charm!"

Jiang Yun looked at the comments from his fellow water friends and said with a smile: "Dear laymen, let's not draw the firm talismans. The remaining five types of talismans, one type of 10, draw them once."

"As it said, everyone should give it a reward carefully. This thing is a benefit, just follow the circumstances."

Compared with the word "Fu" with red background, the number of water friends who draw this kind of talisman is directly reduced by half.

After Jiang Yun finished drawing all the talismans, he looked at the lottery results and couldn't help but frown.

The word "Fu" on the red background is just a small benefit given to the surrounding lay Buddhists during the New Year. This collection of New Year's talismans is the finale of this year.

What the hell is this?

Are the more than thirty lay Buddhists in the live broadcast room collectively not aware of the goods?

The friends of the water looked at Jiang Yun's confused expression and explained one after another.

"Master Taoist, this is the New Year, and the red-bottomed word "Fu" is worthy of being posted. The talismans you drew are of average significance to us."

"It's not that you are reluctant to give up the lottery, but that you believe in science. The talismans you said are really too lying."

"Although the Taoist priest is very powerful, more than ten years of compulsory education told me that the thing is unscientific."

"Whether you guys believe it or not, I believe it anyway, I won a fortune talisman [Funny]"

"Damn it, dog thief, is there any smoke from your ancestral grave?"

"Please note that all lay Buddhists in the live broadcast room have changed their career and fortune. Please add my friends if you want it."

"There are shady scenes in the live broadcast room. As long as I don't draw, I won't be fooled, hum!"

Jiang Yun looked at the speech of the water friend and scratched his head. He couldn't help but feel suspicious of the authenticity of the talisman produced by the system.

He took a drawing of a weight loss talisman, burned it to ashes with a lighter, and poured it into a water bowl.

"Xiaobai, come on, I have something good for you for my teacher!"

When the water lover in the live broadcast room saw that Xiaobai had really drank the bowl of water with talisman, he couldn't help but get up.

"It's over. Xiaobai has eaten too much. The Taoist priest finally attacked her."

"Three-no products, I really don't know the entrance. What if something happens?"

"Anchor, if something happens to Xiaobai, then I will definitely report it to the end of the road.

"Xiaobai's wife, you can't eat something for someone of unknown origin!"

"Fellow Taoists, I will tell you a cruel truth. I hope you can accept it. In fact, Xiaobai shares his pillow with the Taoist priest every night."

After Xiaobai finished drinking the talisman water, his face changed on the spot. She was full of wind and rushed directly into the bathroom of the Taoist temple.

Jiang Yun was guarding the door with a slightly worried expression. After a long time, the sound of a toilet flushing came from inside.

Xiaobai took small steps and came out of the bathroom. Her belly was obviously smaller, but it was still quite round.

"Yeah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah

"Well, I am not a pervert. How can I peek at you in the bathroom? I just worry that something will happen if you drink the water."

"Yeah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah

"It's fine, it's fine, do you want to eat some?"

Xiaobai shook his head, then jumped to the door of the Taoist temple and played with Xiao Hei.

Many fans in the live broadcast room suddenly regretted it, and it was the kind of regret that even the intestines were regretful.

"Damn it, that weight loss talisman seems to be really useful!"

"I'm very sure and sure, Xiaobai's belly is indeed a little smaller. What's the reason?"

"The little fairy of 120 kilograms said, Taoist priest, I promised myself, I am a cow and a horse, I only want a weight loss talisman, wuwu!"

"I was crying and fainted in the toilet at 240 pounds. What did I missed!"

"If this weight loss talisman is really useful and can be mass-produced, it feels like the Taoist master will become the richest man in the world in minutes."

Jiang Yun breathed a long sigh, and waved his sleeves and slowly returned to the front yard behind his hands.

Then, with the last spirit, I lifted up the strokes and drew two sealing symbols.

He pasted these two seal talismans at the door of the vegetable cellar and began to pack up his things.

At this moment, only the wealth talisman, happiness talisman, wish talisman and good fortune talisman remained on the long table.

"Dear laymen, everyone should believe in science. Weight loss talisman has the effect, mainly the talisman, which has the effect of laxative and suppressing people's appetite."

"Its validity period is one year, and it can make people lose at least 20 kilograms. If you cooperate with exercise, you will lose at least 180 kilograms, it is normal."

"It is just to ensure the effectiveness of each talisman, I need to draw the talisman by myself. Drawing the talisman requires a lot of energy and energy, so this thing is really impossible to mass produce." Jiang Yun explained to the water friends in the live broadcast room.

The fans in the live broadcast room are also skeptical.

The treatment of fushui originated from Taiping Road in the late Eastern Han Dynasty.

Taiping Taoism is an authentic Taoist sect recognized by Taoism, and Zhang Jiao is also a master who has achieved success in practicing Taoism, otherwise he would not have attracted millions of believers.

The usefulness of talisman water for treating diseases is not only related to the talisman drawn, but also the talisman itself was soaked in potions, and it also has a psychological suggestion effect.

This thing is a metaphysics, but today Jiang Yun plans to give it a try.

After he brought a fortune talisman and a fortune talisman, he found his uncle and said he wanted to go down the mountain.

Uncle Zhang was very strange. He used to be very sloppy, but now he is very energetic.

Moreover, he packed up his luggage.

"Uncle Master, you have always lived in Taoist temples, what are you going to do?"

"Don't worry about your affairs, boy." Uncle Zhang blushed and scolded: "I plan to go to the Emei Sect to visit my old friends and set out tomorrow."

"Ah, I'm so anxious. Uncle Master, do you want me to accompany you?"

"No need, I will return on time as long as three days, and I will take good care of the Taoist temple." Uncle Zhang subconsciously touched his pocket and said with a smile.

Jiang Yun nodded to express his understanding.

He helped his uncle book a round-trip first-class air ticket to Emei on the Internet, and then gave him a bank card without a password.

The money inside is not much, but it is enough for two people to have a national honeymoon tour for half a year.

"Hey, you guys are interested. During this period, the vegetables and serpents in the greenhouse will be left to you to take care of."

"By the way, look at my body, are you energetic?" asked Uncle Zhang.

Jiang Yun clicked, then quickly turned around and went down the mountain. He handed over the entire Taoist temple space to his uncle.

The whole set of movements is so skillful that it makes people feel distressed, and they are all cultivated and taught by the master since childhood.

Uncle Zhang suddenly decided to go to the Emei Sect, so he must contact the old lady. It is very bad to stay in the Taoist temple and it is easy to disturb the two of them.

Many of the fans in the live broadcast room hit the barrage of the heartache Taoist priest.

"Master, the old Taoist priest has a Taoist couple. Don't you find one for yourself?"

"I feel sorry for the Taoist priest for three seconds. Alas, I don't want to say anything more."

"I don't know if anyone urges marriage during the New Year"

"Master, I'm single too. You think about it. At worst, I'll go to Thailand for a minor surgery."

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After Jiang Yun went down the mountain, he came to the sports lottery store.
Chapter completed!