Chapter 312
: Hard and horse integration (please give me monthly votes)
The uncle who drove the small tram is a local named Jiang Jun. He is over fifty years old this year.
Although he is not from Jiangjia Village, his village is not far from Jiangjia Village.
In terms of seniority, Jiang Jun is also the uncle of Jiang Yun and Officer Jiang Dajiang.
"DJI, come here, don't run around." Jiang Jun shouted after stopping the car.
Officer Jiang Dajiang was stunned. He asked tentatively: "Uncle, are you calling me?"
The dog who had been following the tram, took small steps and ran over.
Jiang Jun touched the dog and said, "I'm calling the dog, I didn't call you, this is DJI!"
Officer Jiang Dajiang was no longer confident. He looked at the dog and asked, "Uncle, it also called this name? Are you trying to get angry with me on purpose?"
"My dog's name is DJI, DJI of DJI, what name are you fighting with dogs?"
The atmosphere at the scene became awkward at that time.
The fans who are watching the live broadcast all suspect that this is the script.
Officer Jiang Dajiang touched his earlobe, pointed to the door panel and asked, "Uncle, where is your door panel?"
"You can eat food randomly, and you can't talk randomly. That's the one who steals it!" Jiang Jun was anxious on the spot.
"I didn't say you were stealing, I mean."
"Aren't that talking about stealing?"
Officer Jiang Dajiang looked at the door panel and said, "Uncle, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I'll pay attention to my words."
"I know you are in trouble now and don't have the money to find a car and pull this door panel!"
"Who has no money, why do you look at people in the cracks in the door and look down on people all day long?" Jiang Jun said disdainfully.
"I don't have one, who is watching you in the crack of the door, we see you behind the door!"
"Uncle, I really don't mean that. It's very dangerous for you to pull the door panel with a small tram!" Officer Jiang Dajiang quickly waved his hand to explain.
Jiang Jun just looked at him and explained, then put his hand into his pocket, and took out a thick stack of 100-dollar bills.
"Explanation, please continue to explain, let's see who has more money!"
"I'll be proud all day long, let you see your uncle's strength and wealth!"
That stack of 10,000 is at least 10,000.
Jiang Yun was a little slanted. If the live broadcast was not popular and he was asked to take 10,000 cash, he would not be able to take it out.
Officer Jiang Dajiang looked at the cash and said directly: "Uncle, you are really rich, otherwise you would pay a fine?"
"What, fine, who is rich!"
"You just took out all the thick stacks, all red, I saw them all."
"Don't talk nonsense, you kid, that's all the bad intentions I have worked hard to earn... Bah... Thank you for your hard money!" Uncle Jiang Jun quickly changed his words.
Jiang Yun was next to him and couldn't even talk.
He took out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket, and quietly kneaded the melon seeds, listening to the conversation between the two.
Although there is no script, the live broadcast effect is no worse than professional crosstalk.
In the end, the fine was not paid, and Officer Jiang Dajiang drove the car and helped the uncle pull the door panel home.
The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help but sigh that the police and the people were together. This is really the ceiling of the live reality show!
If you don’t see the end, you don’t even know what the final outcome is.
The two drove back to the road and began to patrol normally, arrested some unlucky guys who violated traffic rules, and promoted the propaganda of abiding by traffic rules.
After returning to the bureau at noon, I was about to go back and patrol.
As a result, an electric tricycle was caught at the entrance of the police station.
The electric tricycle was filled with empty beer baskets, and there was a person sitting on those baskets.
The road in the mountains is not good, and people sit on it and stagger, which looks quite dangerous!
Before the police officer Jiang Dajiang could sound the siren, he drove after the electric tricycle stopped at the scrap purchase station next to him.
He drove directly to the toll station entrance and got off and asked.
"Hello, young man, please get out of the car. You two look at the face. What's going on?"
"We're here to sell scraps, nothing is going to do!"
"You haven't done anything yet. Can your car carry people? And it's so high. Do you have a driver's license?"
"Who dares to drive without a driver's license, definitely there is one!" The driving boss immediately took out his driver's license from his pocket.
After seeing his driver's license, Officer Jiang Dajiang looked at the young man still sitting in the beer basket and asked, "Why are you still sitting on it?"
This young man is an honest man.
"Officer, there is no place to sit down, so I can only sit on it."
“Is it comfortable to sit on it?”
"Well enough."
"You can't get out after I come. It's okay. When your boss is driving, I see you swaying left and right. Are you not afraid of falling down?" Officer Zhang Dajiang asked worriedly.
The young man immediately shook his head, patted his chest and said, "Not afraid!"
"I am a fan of Taoist Jiang Yun, Tianyuan Taoist Temple. I have been practicing martial arts for several months. I have the skills to do it. Have you ever heard of the same horse and waist?
When Jiang Yun heard that he was his fan, he was stunned.
What kind of waist and horse integration, pure nonsense? Have you ever taught this trick when I was broadcasting live?
The boss put his hands in his pockets. He looked at the young man with admiration and introduced: "Wait and horse are united, my employee is from Henan and has been practicing martial arts in Shaolin Temple since he was a child!"
The young man was not polite, he stood up and said, "I understand a little bit, I understand a little bit."
"It's so high, I turned over with a kite or Thomas circling, and went straight down. Which move do you want to see?"
Seeing that he was wearing cloth shoes, Jiang Yun spoke with a very confident tone and silently took several steps back.
When the police officer Jiang Dajiang saw that he was about to jump down, he hurriedly said, "Young man, be careful!"
"Don't worry, I'll just raise my legs and jump down... Hiss!"
The young man turned over, soared into the air, and then sat directly on the ground, with a very steady posture.
The three people at the scene couldn't help laughing.
Officer Jiang Dajiang hurried over, helped the person up, and asked, "Is it okay? Are you injured?"
The young man patted his butt and said calmly: "No, no, I'm just trying to hold the railing, but I didn't hurt it, don't worry."
"Let me talk about Shaolin disciples. Practice your breath internally, and practice your muscles, bones and skin externally. If you fall, it won't hurt."
The fans in the live broadcast room all laughed.
"People who practice martial arts will inevitably bump into each other, so don't laugh."
"Ma Moumou: Young man, you have a future."
"We are all professionally trained and usually don't laugh, unless we can't help it, hahaha!"
"The waist and horse are in one, it's really amazing!"
"I, Shaolin Temple, said that Fengping was killed."
[Successor of the Sixteen-character Yin and Yang]: "This young man is definitely a hidden master. Although he fell, the cigarette on his ear was not moved at all."
As soon as Yin and Yang opened their mouths, the water friends in Jiangyun’s live broadcast room felt a little shocked.
When they looked closely, they found that it was indeed the case. They were really an extraordinary master in a thousand ways?
Officer Jiang Dajiang pointed at Jiang Yun and said, "Young man, have you really practiced it?"
"Police officer, how could I lie to you? I have really practiced it!"
"Then you can have a little discussion with this Taoist priest and let us open our eyes?"
"Who is this Taoist priest? Why do I look familiar?" The young man looked at Jiang Yun and said seriously: "Master, be careful, my fist is very hard, and it hurts to hit someone!"
Chapter completed!