Chapter 323 Life is impermanent, ask for a monthly ticket
Chapter 323 Life is impermanent (please vote for monthly votes)
The master just came back for a few days and disappeared like this. Jiang Yun was a little unacceptable.
Taoist Master Mo Yuan looked at the nine huge heavenly tribulation pits on Ziwei Peak, shook his head and said, "Life is impermanent, the large intestine is convex to the small intestine!"
"Boy, please cheer up. You are the master of Tianyuan Taoist Temple now. You have to send your master's obituary to the fellow Taoists of Taoists."
"Just just say a word from the Taoist family, and the fellow Taoists who can be called famous are basically there."
Jiang Yun cheered up, took out his cell phone, and opened the QQ group.
[Tianyuan Taoist Temple Jiang Yun]: "@All people, seniors, Xiaodao informs everyone about something with a sad mood."
"My master, Taoist Master Chisong, was at the top of Zixiao Peak today. He disappeared from the tribulation and his corpse was gone. I decided to hold a burial for my master. I hope that all Taoists will come to participate."
His words basically meant to stab the hornet's nest.
All the fellow Taoists in the Shuiqun usually jumped out.
[Zhang Benchu, Sanfeng School]: "What's the matter? Jiang Xiaoyou, didn't your master pass the disaster four years ago?"
"What's wrong? Did he feel regretful that he had passed the tribulation last time, and came back to survive the tribulation again?"
[Hunyuan Sect Lei Mo'an]: "It hurts my heart. The old Taoist is far away from passing the tribulation. Fellow Dao Chisong has survived the tribulation twice."
[Zhengyang Sect Zhongli Ting]: "What's the matter? Chisong is dead. Isn't this pure and sarcastic?"
[Zhuangquan Guo Ming]: "@Tianyuan Taoist Temple Jiang Yun, brother, is your master really gone?"
[Maoshan School Lin Zhengfa]: "Little Mermaid Jiang, from ancient times to the present, no one can survive two heavenly tribulations. During this New Year, you are not happy to joke with us like this."
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The fellow Taoists in the group either questioned this matter or covered their chests, which meant that they were heartbroken.
Old Taoist Master Zhang Zhishun is very experienced in dealing with such things.
He first stood at a high place and recorded a video of the tribulation scene at the top of Zixiao Peak, and posted it in the group.
[Zhang Zhishun, Wudang]: "Fellow Taoists, the old Taoists can prove that fellow Taoists Chisong did get rid of it this time."
"He failed to survive the tribulation last time. He traveled abroad for more than three years, and finally sent himself away this time."
[Wudang Guardian Mo Yuan]: "Old Zhang is right, I am also on the scene, and I am still tragic."
The two Taoist celebrities have proved that they have basically proved this matter.
All fellow Taoists in the group began to comfort Jiang Yun.
[Zhou Cen, the head of Bagua Sect]: "Jiang Xiaoyou is mourning, I will go to Wudang to pay my respects tomorrow."
[Qingwei School Ying Yan]: "Dear fellow Taoists, I feel a little uneasy. I feel that Taoist Master Chisong will come back again."
[Zhang Benchu, Sanfeng School]: "Dear fellow Taoists, stop talking, the dead are the most important. No matter what, the funeral that should be held will still be held."
"Don't think too much, let's attend the memorial service tomorrow and get together by the way."
[Tianyuan Taoist Temple Jiang Yun]: "Xiaodao is here. Thank you for your seniors. There are too many things to do today, so I will go offline first."
After turning off his phone, he wandered around Zixiao Peak for a long time and finally picked up a piece of clothing the size of a palm.
There are finally clothes placed in the tomb of clothes.
After Jiang Yun returned to the Taoist temple, he contacted the village chief Jiang with grief and told his master about his disappearance during the tribulation.
"Xiao Jiang, don't panic. I held a funeral with your master last time. I have a lot of experience."
"There are coffins and other things in the village. I will take people to the Taoist temple to help." Village Chief Jiang's words were full of magnetism and gave people a sense of security.
Jiang Yun's nervous heart was relieved a little.
He just graduated from university and now he is asked to preside over the funeral. He really can't do it. Cun Jiang is really a reliable senior.
During the Chinese New Year, people will disappear through the tribulation and have to hold a tomb of clothes, so the red couplets you paste should be replaced.
Jiang Yun was about to tear the couplets, but Taoist Master Mo Yuan reminded him: "Boy, don't move the festive things of the couplets."
"A monk doesn't care about this. Your master disappeared through the tribulation. This is also considered a joyful and joyful depression. Maybe in a few days or two years, the person will come back by himself."
"Senior Mo Yuan, can he come back in this situation with my master?"
Taoist Master Mo Yuan expressed his affirmation and said, "The missing person comes back by himself. This seems unscientific, but it is actually very scientific."
"After all, the scallops in Zhanzidao can run away from home more than a dozen times, so why can't people?"
After the old Taoist priest explained this, many of the fans in the live broadcast room could understand it.
"Damn, dear Taoist priests, don't mention the scallops in Zhanzidao. When I hear this thing, my heart hurts."
"What's wrong with the scallops in Zhanzidao? Are there any fellow Taoists? Let me explain it."
"Zhanzidao is a listed company with scallops. Zhangzidao's scallops ran away from home and came back several times, causing the stock price to continue to shake."
"Many people bought the stocks of the company and lost all their money. The scallops were like Taoist Akatsumatsu, and they came back after leaving."
"Latest news: Tonga volcano erupted, and the scallops from Zhanzidao ran back again. After the Chinese New Year, they ran away again. When will they come back? It is currently to be determined."
"The second of the top ten unsolved mysteries in China: When will Taoist Priest Chisong come back, and when will the scallops from Zhanzidao come home?"
Village Chief Jiang and more than a dozen people rushed to Tianyuan Taoist Temple.
People in Jiangjia Village perform their own duties. Some write obituaries, some go to inform the villagers, and some are contacting the master, preparing to have a table tomorrow.
The work in the pre-funeral period was carried out in an orderly manner.
Village Chief Jiang came over specially and comforted Jiang Yun: "Xiaojiang, don't be sad, your master will do things outrageously."
"We don't have to do a big fuss. Anyway, it's just a tomb. I did it last time, but he came back, maybe he will return it in the future."
Jiang Yun nodded, and he began to sort out the relics left by his master over the past few days and put them in the coffin and buried together tomorrow.
Principal Jiang Village, Taoist Master Mo Yuan and Taoist Master Zhang Zhishun gathered in the backyard and began to analyze the tribulation.
After a long analysis, the three of them concluded that 50% of the probability rose and 50% of the probability was destroyed.
"By the way, what happened to the monkey group last night? Early this morning, a large group of female monkeys lay lazily at the entrance of the village, looking overworked." Village Chief Jiang asked curiously.
Master Zhang Zhishun said seriously: "I cooked a pot of improved Tenquan Budiyuan soup yesterday and divided it into two bowls of monkeys."
"Yesterday I proved a topic about how to stimulate a person's cultivation potential, even the golden monkey has grown a little bit."
The head of the village in Jiang was confused.
Why does the modified Shiquan Dabudiyuan Decoction sound a bit like an aphrodisiac?
Taoist Master Mo Yuan suddenly realized, he rolled up his sleeves and almost fought with Taoist Master Zhang Zhishun.
It's so cruel. In order to prove the medicinal properties, I actually used fellow Taoists to do experiments. Is this something that people can do?
"Well, fellow Taoist Mo Yuan, I originally wanted the monkey to drink it first, but the old Taoist didn't expect that you would taste half a bowl first."
"Don't you drink it later?"
"I'm not dead, I'm afraid you've drunk it."
Chapter completed!