: Verdicted to urinate and defecate anywhere for 500 years (please give me a monthly vote)

"Master Jiang, you must help me solve this matter, please!" Na Rilu made a very wise decision.

Jiang Yun was stunned for a moment. He looked at the strong man on the grassland with thick eyebrows and big eyes and a righteous face, and suddenly felt the truth that a person cannot be looked at.

Why did this hot potato come to my hands? This wild animal is really difficult to deal with.

People from the Animal Protection Bureau generally are too lazy to deal with when they know that the state protects animals without danger and does not affect any impact.

Otherwise, Hou Er could not have traveled back and forth in Tianyuan Taoist Temple and Jiangjia Village for seven or eight years.

"That day, Mr. Lu, I will teach you a method, which may be useful."

"This grassland eagle eats a lot and eats ten kilograms of meat every day. Then you gradually replace its meat with vegetarian dishes. If it can't bear it, it will naturally fly away." Jiang Yun said.

Although the trick of deducting food was a little damaged, the effect was really obvious.

Everyone thought that Lu would be happy that day, but who knew that this strong man's face turned red suddenly.

"Master Jiang, you are Chunchun and kill me. On our grassland, vegetables are much more expensive than meat."

"Not to mention ten kilograms of vegetables a day, I can't even get one kilogram a day!"

On the grassland, celery is more expensive than meat, which is definitely not a rumor.

Everyone in the live broadcast room immediately thought of a brilliant plan to make money.

"I have vegetables at home, can I change the meat?"

"Prairie Eagle: Can you make a good meal if you are damaged?

"Fellow Taoists, don't think about selling vegetables in the grassland. They only need a family of 100 miles. They order a cup of milk tea that costs fifteen yuan, and the delivery fee is more than 200 yuan."

Jiang Yun frowned, and finally gritted his teeth and said, "That day, you can only imitate me and be a madman outside the law."

"What is raising eagles? It is clearly because you are a talented person in the winter camp, so you are attracted to this grassland eagle to check in every day."

"Also, since you are on the show, don't think too much. Protect this grassland sculpture. If something happens to it, you will definitely not be able to escape."

"Monkey E-One disappeared for a day when he entered the mountain. My master was invited to have tea for a day. In the end, he relied on Feng Shui to locate the monkey."

Teacher Luo stared at her eyes and asked, "Master Jiang, it's not good for you to teach this too, right?"

"Is it illegal?"

"Well, as long as the animals don't get into trouble, it's not illegal."

"That's all."

That day, Lu Da was inspired, so he excitedly returned to the sheep pen to look for the Sagittarius sheep who was born in the Year of the Pig.

There was a mess in the sheep pen.

Jiang Yun did not ask the director to connect with the next inmate. After he promoted another wave of post office coffee, he solemnly said: "Dear laymen, don't learn from me. You can't grasp these things."

"Some small things look small, the clearest, and some things look serious, but they are really not illegal."

"The state-protected animals are left at home and detained by the state-protected animals. There is a line between them. If they are not handled well, they can be sent in."

The fans in the live broadcast room are all sensible people. After all, watching the live broadcast of legal publicity, they all know more or less the Dharma.

"Master, stop talking, we can't play with your slut."

"Hiss, is there any case that looks very small but is actually very serious?"

"If the panda is at my house, can I raise pandas?"

"Uh, Panda is a bear at least, inmate, you are so amazing!"

Teacher Luo spoke, energizing the atmosphere, and said, "Master Jiang is right. There are indeed some small things in daily life, and everyone needs to pay attention to it."

"I can tell you a few cases, and you can recall whether you have done it."

"Once upon a time, there was a Zhang San who was sentenced to ten years in prison after he took out a bird's nest."

"Once upon a time, Li Si caught twenty sparrows with a basket and was sentenced to three years in prison."

"Once upon a time, Wang Wu had nine frogs in his field and ate them at night. He was sentenced to four years in prison."

...

As Teacher Luo spoke, many people watching the live broadcast were wet with cold sweat behind them.

"Hiss, I have a friend who took out a bird's nest when he was a child [dog head saves life]"

"Don't say I have a friend, you should say you have a prisoner."

"I reported my brother under my real name. He caught a frog when he was young and even killed him."

"Brother, it's obviously the tadpole we both got together, and we caught a frog. Why did you frame me all the charges?"

"Cooking beans and burning bean pods, beans cry in the pot, not, nor can a frog be warned at most, and only if there are too many, they will be sentenced."

"If you are serious, then everyone will become inmates. I have taken out bird nests, caught sparrows, and caught frogs. I am guilty and I repent."

I have a friend of all platforms to try to inquire about the live broadcast room.

Some of them were very frank and took the initiative to confess their crimes.

There are also some who are really hard-mouthed and will not admit it even if you beat him to death.

Jiang Yun also carried out tactical intimidation to activate the atmosphere, saying: "Dear laymen, no trivial matters, everyone must abide by the law."

"We have a buddy in our circle who is very capable and three points better than my master."

"He was young and energetic at that time, and was extremely powerful. He caused trouble everywhere. In the end, he was sentenced to five hundred years in prison. He was so old."

As soon as these words came out, the water lovers were in a bad mood.

"Master Taoist, we are a legal publicity program, please be serious."

"If it was sentenced to five hundred years, if it was really that heavy, it would be sentenced to be shot!"

"It's three points better than Taoist Master Chisong. He should be a ruthless person. We might know who it is."

"Huaxia, it is impossible for this to be sentenced to five hundred years. It is indeed possible for the Yingjiang family to be the Taoist priest over there, what did he do?"

A strange smile appeared on the corner of Jiang Yun's mouth. He nodded and said, "Dear laymen, this matter is absolutely true!"

"That guy urinated and defecated everywhere, destroyed public property, beat others, and the worst thing was that he even stole a peach from Taoyuan."

"That kind of peach is a rare variety, and it is rare, so it has been punished for several crimes for only five hundred years."

Teacher Luo:...

Staff in the live broadcast room:...

Friends from live broadcast rooms of each platform:...

This... Taoist priest, the cold joke you told is really not funny at all.

You are talking about Sun Wukong, and you are still talking so much.

"The Monkey King: Slander, this is a naked slander. How could I, Lao Sun, do that?"

"Master, you are real skin, you are definitely not artificial leather."

"It's really a bit too much for him to urinate and defecate anywhere for five hundred years. I seriously suspect that the Buddha secretly took revenge!"

"Shocked, a buddy was sentenced to five hundred years of urination and defecation everywhere. Is this a distortion of human nature or a degradation of morality?"

"【Successor of the Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang】: Taoist Jiang, is Taoist Chisong really three points weaker than the Great Sage of the Monkey King?"

"The circle of monks is really terrible [petrochemical]."

"I'm talking about it, the Monkey King was indeed a tiger back then."
Chapter completed!