Chapter 375: I'm Right
Chapter 375 I'm right
Jiang Yun's mouth twitched, Jiang Shang, why does this name sound familiar?
Although Taoist sect is not afraid of being a name, it is still not good to have the same name as Jiang Ziya. It is more or less good to have a hard time. It is hard to say that you have to bear the cause and effect!
"Uncle, your name is amazing. Maybe King Wen of Zhou pulled a car for you more than two thousand years ago."
Jiang Ziya on the carriage was stunned for a moment. He tried hard to recall it, and then said with a smile: "I have been in seclusion for many years and have not been born for a long time. I really didn't remember the incident that happened more than two thousand years ago."
"Oh, yes, you should be talking about Ji Chang?"
"He took eight hundred steps, and I protected the great Zhou 800 years. Fellow Taoist, you and I have a fate, it depends on how many steps you can take. I will give you a great fortune at that time."
Jiang Yun immediately instinctively felt that he seemed to have met the deity, and it seemed that it was really Jiang Ziya.
His heart skipped a beat and he immediately screamed.
"Senior Jiang, don't harm Xiaodao, you can't bear to let go, you can't do it. I am a firm patriot who loves the party and the country!"
The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing.
The scripts of Douyin Kuaishou anchors are of average quality, and they are still the same as Principal Jiang, which has a greater reversal and a stronger dramatic nature.
Now even King Wen of Zhou and Jiang Ziya have been pulled out. It’s amazing!
"Brothers, let's call the police!"
"Anchor: Heaven and earth are proof, I have a passion for the motherland and have no different intentions."
"What's wrong, something's wrong, Jiang Ziya is a cruel person!"
"The Taoist priest is a good Taoist priest. Why don't I look like a good person?"
"I was scared and sweated. Are you going to wear a yellow robe?"
Jiang Ziya said speechlessly with a dark face: "Friend Taoist, what are you talking about?"
"What I said is, to ensure that your Taoist temple is prosperous, where do you want to go?"
Jiang Yun breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it was not as scary as he thought. It seemed that this was not bad!
Alas, how many steps have you taken just now? Forget it, recalculate it, don’t you take one or more.
"Senior Jiang, is it a one-year step?"
"Yes, one step a year."
“Can we use tools?”
"What?" Jiang Ziya was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "Yes, just just pull it, I'll just see your potential."
Jiang Yun was overjoyed. He immediately gritted his teeth, pulled the cart, walked quickly through the bend, and then came to the front of Taoist Mo Yuan's Kras 4000.
The cart was hung behind the tractor. Jiang Ziya looked at the tractor with a slightly surprised expression.
Hang the neutral gear, pull the clutch, and recharge the throttle.
Jiang Yun starts by hand, get in the car and sits, hang up the gear with his left hand, choose to move forward, and slow-release the clutch with his right hand.
Dong! Dong! Dong! Dong!
The tractor pulled the cart forward at a constant speed and drove forward.
The water friends in the live broadcast room were already laughing crazy at this time.
In ancient times, King Wen of Zhou pulled a cart, but now Principal Jiang pulled a cart, and he drove a tractor. Is that okay?
"Good guy, according to the fuel tank of the tractor, Tianyuan Taoist Temple will last forever!"
"Let's put aside the facts, Taoist priest, is this considered a lesson for Jiang Ziya?"
"Brothers, do you know what the times have changed now?"
"Jiang Ziya originally gave her the opportunity, but she turned herself into a long-term worker. The gods always have to count their words, right?"
[Successor of the Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang]: "Fellow Taoists, there are really immortals in the world. Do you think that Jiang Ziya is the original deity?"
"Die Yin and Yang, don't cheat. If he is Jiang Ziya, I will be the reincarnation of King Wen of Zhou."
"I'm so laughing. How could this be Jiang Ziya? Could it be that he has been in seclusion for two thousand years and has never seen a tractor before?"
Jiang Yun drove the tractor and ran two miles in the blink of an eye.
Jiang Ziya was sitting on the cart. He smelled the smell of diesel and felt a lot of emotion in his heart. He couldn't help but mutter: "What fate? This is called evil fate!"
"I have only been born for more than two thousand years. Why has the outside world become like this? Even I, a god, got a trap!"
Jiang Yun heard the muttering behind him and turned around and asked with a smile: "Senior Jiang, why did you stop there just now?"
"I just calculated the divination. I have a destiny to be the one who struck the jujube wood stream with lightning, so I waited there."
"Fellow Taoist, your car is good and it's very fast!" Jiang Ziya said with a smile.
Jiang Yun looked at the bracelet given by Taoist Master Mo Yuan, was stunned for a moment, and then regretted, "The tractor speed is slow. If it were replaced with a supercar, it would accelerate for three seconds from 100 kilometers."
"If you pull the cart and run more than 100 kilometers in half an hour, it's like playing."
"By the way, Senior Jiang, one kilometer is about 2,000 steps now."
When Jiang Ziya heard this, her face changed on the spot.
The water friends in the live broadcast room were laughing from ear to ear.
"Good guy, after the Taoist priest's conversion, he will lose money!"
"Ferrari is more than 300 kilometers per hour, and it is converted into about 600,000 steps, which is really outrageous."
"Damn, the Taoist priest drove a tractor to pull the car. His Karas speed of more than 30 kilometers per hour is more than 60,000 steps, 60,000 years!"
"I'm afraid I've been fossils for 60,000 years. At that time, humans were probably running out of the solar system and ascended the ball."
Jiang Yun was not in a hurry. He even drove a tractor around for a long way, and this circle took more than an hour.
"Senior Jiang, ahead is the boy's Taoist temple, called Tianyuan Taoist temple. We have been wandering around for so long, and we should have 100,000 steps, right?"
Jiang Ziya recovered from the distracted state of enjoying the scenery in the mountains. He calculated with his fingers, and nodded silently with a dark face.
It is indeed accumulating more than 100,000 steps, but it is still increasing.
The water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly had a deeper understanding of Jiang Yun.
At this moment, this is not the Taoist priest who looked righteous in the past. He is clearly a black car driver who cheats people by departing from afar!
Maybe Principal Jiang has really worked as a driver of a car, otherwise how could he be so skillful in taking a detour?
One hundred thousand years, one hundred thousand years!
Jiang Ziya couldn't help but mutter, "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, don't be accustomed to the ancestors, shameless, shameless!"
Jiang Yun turned around and asked in confusion: "Senior Jiang, what did you just say?"
"Is it okay? I remember a saying, "Those who conquers others are powerful, and those who conquers themselves are strong. Young people must go their own way, but they cannot leave others with no way!"
"ah?"
"What I said, has your master never taught you?" Jiang Ziya asked.
Jiang Yun shook his head and fell into a memory misunderstanding.
He frowned and thought for a long time, but he didn't remember when Jiang Ziya said this.
However, the fans who are watching the live broadcast understand this sentence in seconds.
"Chinese culture is really profound."
"That's right, I'm right!"
"Hahahaha, Taoist priest, will you listen to me?"
"I said: He who defeats others is powerful, and he who defeats himself is powerful!"
"I seem to be saying it, but I remember it, I said it."
"I'm not that, but I'm just talking about it. Niu Pi, it really shows off my face!"
Jiang Yun slapped his forehead suddenly, thought about it, he turned around resentfully and asked, "Senior Jiang, why are you still cursing?"
Chapter completed!