: A monkey throws a disaster (please give me a monthly vote)

The audience in the live broadcast room were still shocked by the content of Dalefu, and no one noticed the change in Jiang Yun's expression.

"Although classical Chinese is not very good, you can still read it by 80%. Master Bai is awesome!"

"I went and took a look, Mom, shocked me for eight hundred years."

"My mom, why are the ancient scales so big? I feel that they are really good at playing."

"I just read the full text translation. It's really good, and my writing is brilliant, but it's a bit ugly."

"Help, I went to search and I was confused [crying]"

"The ancients were so awesome to drive. The wheels flew to the ceiling of my house, but I didn't even react."

"I think Dalefu has a high level of artistic level and is worth reading. It is a good enlightenment book!"

[Successor of the Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang]: "Fellow Taoists, I'm sorry, I shouldn't be curious, but what they wrote is really good. If you don't read it, please don't read it."

Jiang Yun took over the big joy and turned to the homepage. After seeing four small characters with fly heads, his face turned red.

Looking at the sky, wasn’t that line I wrote this article here when I was young?

Master Zhuge also saw where Jiang Yun's eyes were stuck. He said with some distress: "This book was a taboo book in the past, and it has very few in the world."

"I also got one by chance back then, but I was borrowed by a few old friends. I agreed to read it and couldn't read it. As a result, everyone wrote annotations on those few."

"There is one more excessive. I even wrote about this trip. I don't know how to take care of this private property!"

"By the way, boy, why are you blushing?"

Jiang Yun touched his nose and said with a smile: "It's okay, I can't bear to drink, I'm easy to get over my face. I miss my master."

"Your master's dick...hehe, if you miss your master, then drink a few more cups. By the way, will you read this book?" Master Zhuge was enthusiastic.

Jiang Yun waved his hand: "Thank you, Uncle Zhuge's friend, no, no, Tianyuan Taoist Temple has it!"

When Master Zhuge heard this, he sighed and placed the book on the table.

Seeing this, the old fans in the live broadcast room immediately sighed.

"Master, you can't watch it if you don't, we want to watch it!"

"I really want to know what the uncut version of the content is."

"Although I don't dare, I really want to see it."

"Who has the contact information of Master Zhuge? I want to add his friend [Rage]"

"Mencius read novels to cultivate one's character, not for that matter. Please don't get me wrong."

Jiang Yun blushed and drank a few more glasses of wine, he asked, "Uncle Zhuge, I have something that I can't figure out. Can you tell me?"

"It's okay to just say it."

"The miracle of Su River next to Du'er Dao Temple is more or less a coincidence."

"The upstream warehouse leaks electricity, and a slight electric effect will be produced downstream, which can be used to treat diseases."

"Residents nearby are prone to getting angry, and there is a piece of rhubarb on the upstream. The land is a bit strange and cold, a bit like the soil on the plateau."

"Our program is "Into Science". Can you tell us about the reasons why these two things happened?" Jiang Yun asked.

Zhuge Liuyun laughed loudly, then shook his head decisively and denied, saying, "Boy, don't swear at others."

"My Taoist temple was built here by coincidence. It was a miracle, and the warehouse leaked electricity, and the plateau soil was grown in rhubarb. I haven't heard of it anyway."

"You have to believe in science and don't be as suspicious as your master all day long."

Jiang Yun looked at Zhuge Liuyun and hesitated for a moment, but did not choose to show off and make the topic clear.

At least it's still live broadcasting now, and it's still on someone else's territory. It's really easy to get into trouble when talking about this topic.

Why should monks make things difficult for monks? Who doesn’t have any shameful little secrets?

The two looked at each other for a moment, and they both laughed out loud.

They got up, walked out of the pavilion, and walked around the backyard of the Taoist temple.

Although the Taoist temple has complete water and electricity, it is in the mountains after all. Even with street lights, the starry sky above its head is still extremely bright.

While the two were walking, they talked about Shangguan Ningguang's life experience. The little girl, like Jiang Yun, was also an abandoned child.

Fortunately, although both eyes are born blind, they have excellent talent for cultivation, good personal character, and gentle personality.

Jiang Yun remembered the scene when Shangguan Ningguang was having a conversation with the Taoist priests of Du'er Taoist Temple, and shook his head secretly.

A thirteen-year-old girl can cultivate to this level, so she has no choice but to say that she has a good personality, isn’t it a bit nonsense?

The audience in the live broadcast room remembered the classic saying that my apprentice was blind, so they were weak, pitiful and helpless.

"Master Zhuge, you've had enough!"

"A girl who chases more than forty adult men and beats her is actually a gentle person. This sentence is more or less sarcastic."

"Ah yes yes, yes, because of congenital blindness, I can't see the weak, pitiful and helpless opponent."

When the two returned to the pavilion, they found that the wine and food that had not moved a few bites were almost ruined by the group of monkeys that had slipped out at some point.

When most monkeys saw Master Zhuge, they ran away and soon disappeared.

The remaining three seemed to have drunk wine, with drunken expressions, wandered in front of the two, and reached out with confidence.

Priest Zhuge was about to take action and kick the three monkeys away, he suddenly realized something was wrong.

How come the Dale Fu I put on the table disappears, and there are a bunch of yellow confetti on the ground.

"The treasure of my deity, the monkeys, these group of monkeys!" Zhuge Liuyun said gritting his teeth.

When Jiang Yun heard this, he felt something was wrong in his heart and hurriedly blocked the three monkeys.

Although those three macaques were annoying, they were also serious national second-class protected animals. They could not move, they really couldn't move.

"Boy, please get out of here!"

"Uncle Zhuge, don't be overstated. It's really not worth sending yourself in for those monkeys!" Jiang Yun spoke up hard, but Zhuge Liuyun pushed him away directly.

The audience in the live broadcast room collectively started to observe silently for the three splashed monkeys.

Those three guys, what can't they do, they have to tear their babies, isn't this pure and seeking death?

Zhuge Liuyun was not angry. He took out three fully sealed plastic bags from his pocket and handed them to the three splashed monkeys.

The three monkeys who were in trouble thought they were snacks, so after snatching them, they ran to the group of monkeys more than ten meters away.

They hid in the monkey group and tore the plastic bag open with their mouths. As a result, the monkey group exploded on the spot, and the three drunk monkeys even vomited all over the floor.

Although it was more than ten meters away, there was still a faint stench that floated over.

Jiang Yun was very curious. He had dealt with macaques since childhood. These macaques were very strong and had never seen them react like this.

"Boy, in the future, prepare more such things for your Taoist temple to retaliate against those monkeys. It would be very useful." Taoist Zhuge took out a small plastic bag from his pocket and handed it to Jiang Yun.
Chapter completed!