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Chapter 5 Reincarnated as a Son-in-Law

Judge Cui said respectfully: "King Qi, you always forget that you gave the last indicator of becoming an immortal this year to He Xiangu last month!"

The King of Hell scratched his head helplessly and sighed: "Oh, I blame this king for living 4.6 billion years, and I am a little old and confused. "

Then he turned to Wang Yangming and said: "Miss Wang, don't blame me for not knowing how to be a human being. It's really just your bad luck! Well, how about I let you be reincarnated as a human being?"

Then, without waiting for Wang Yangming's reply, he called a judge, "Go and arrange this matter!"

Then the king of hell continued to call names.

"Zhu Houzhao!"

"Yes!" Zhu Houzhao took a step forward and said.

"You are the Zhengde Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, right?" The King of Hell said with a cold face.

"Yes!" Zhu Houzhao replied calmly, his cheeks slightly raised.

"If I guess correctly, you should be the head of the family that Liu was serving just now?"

"Yes, yes!" As soon as Zhu Houzhao squeaked, he soon felt that something was wrong, and quickly changed his words: "Yes and no."

"What do you mean it's nothing?" The King of Hell slapped the gavel tree hard.

Zhu Houzhao said: "Back to your Majesty, I am the one at the end of the line, but I am not that unbearable!"

"Okay! You are so bold and crazy, you actually dare to use your soft tongue to sophistry! Come on! Send this chatty kid to the eighteenth level of hell for me to never be reborn again!" The King of Hell gave the order, and there were several of them. The Yin soldiers, who were like wolves and tigers, rushed forward and held Zhu Houzhao up.

Zhu Houzhao didn't expect that the King of Hell would do this. His face turned green instantly, a chill came from the soles of his feet, and he shouted hoarsely: "Your Majesty, spare your life, Your Majesty, please spare your life!"

The King of Hell was unmoved and said sternly: "You stupid king, if I don't show you how powerful you are, you really don't know how many eyes the Lord of Hell has! You guys, let me escort him away!"

Zhu Houzhao, who was dragged by force as if he were placed in a ten thousand-year-old ice cave, shouted at the top of his lungs: "The king is wronged! The king is wronged!"

"Wait a minute." At this moment, Judge Cui stood up. He first stopped a few Yin soldiers, and then turned to the King of Hell and said, "Your Majesty, we might as well hear what this guy is wronged about? Let him do it. Even though I was thrown into the eighteenth level of hell, I am still convinced!"

Several Yin soldiers let go, and when Zhu Houzhao saw that he had a chance to clear his name, he hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, if you talk about what I did before, I have nothing to say even if I was thrown into the eighteenth level of hell, but look at a person You have to look at both sides. I was not useless in my previous life. I personally conquered Yingzhou and singled out the young Mongol prince Dayan Khan. Is it possible to achieve a great victory? Is it also possible to put down the rebellion of King Ning Zhu Chenhao? I don’t know how much merit I have accumulated!"

The King of Hell raised his eyebrows and said with a livid face: "What a man who has accumulated so much merit? Mr. Shouren put down the rebellion of King Ning Zhu Chenhao, okay? You just asked others to release the arrested bastard, and then

I asked you to go south to play and capture once, but how can you get the credit? And the great victory of Yingzhou you mentioned, the two sides dispatched nearly 100,000 troops and fought for a whole day, but in the end you only killed 16 of the other side.

Personally, but I paid the price of 52 killed in battle, such a shocking result can be considered a great victory? Don’t make any international jokes!"

Zhu Houzhao, who was originally full of confidence and talked about his achievements, was dismissed as useless. Zhu Houzhao felt a big loss and his face was very ugly.

Fortunately, at this time, Judge Cui, who is said to know how to recognize people and handle matters with a human touch, stood up.

Judge Cui bowed to the King of Hell and said: "Your Majesty, although this Zhu Houzhao is heartless, he is not bad-hearted and does not have any tricks. As a single seedling in a thousand hectares of land by the former emperor, he has been deeply doted on since he was a child.

, It’s not surprising that his behavior is a bit dandy. In Wei Chen’s opinion, this kid is not without merit. It is said that what is special about him is his love of learning. Not only does he like riding and shooting, but he is also proficient in Tibetan, proficient in Buddhist classics and Sanskrit, which is appropriate.

A top scholar; I also heard that the interpersonal relationships in the Yang world are very complicated. As an emperor, how to know people and how to handle them is a technical job, and it is said that Emperor Zhu handled it very well. In addition, he is exempting himself from disaster relief.

When it comes to promoting business development, it also has many merits. ”

It can be seen that the King of Hell listened to what Judge Cui said.

Now comes the key point. How to deal with Zhu Houzhao has been put on the important agenda.

"Xiao Cui, please give me your opinion!" The King of Hell asked Judge Cui with a smile.

Judge Cui said: "In my opinion, this Zhu Houzhao has both major and minor faults, and has both minor and major achievements. He is an ordinary king, and his foundation is not bad, and he can be regarded as a malleable person." From this point of view,

If he does not have the conditions to become an immortal or enter the eighteenth level of hell, then he can only be reincarnated as a human being. When the king came to court just now, I also briefly flipped through the book of life and death, and found that his life path still included a son-in-law.

If he doesn’t leave, I think it’s better to let him make up for his homework and travel through time to a good family. I hope he will be reborn, become a domineering son-in-law, and open up a life that is different from his previous life. What do you think, Your Majesty?”

"Okay, Xiao Cui is really yours! You are worthy of the wisdom of this king!" The King of Hell smiled and punched Judge Cui, which actually made him stagger.

The King of Hell then said: "This is a very good opinion. It is in line with my wishes. I will arrange for you to take care of this matter!"

The place where people reincarnate after death is called the Reincarnation Platform. There are six wheels installed on the Reincarnation Platform. These six paths are the Heavenly Path, the Human Path, the Asura Path, the Animal Path, the Hungry Ghost Path, and the Hell Path.

The first three realms are called the three good realms, and the last three realms are called the three evil realms.

At this time, the karma of your previous life will come in handy. According to the will of the King of Hell, Judge Cui asked the Yin soldiers guarding the six-path wheel to put you in which one. The wheel roared and the golden light burst out. In the next life, you will be an immortal. It's decided whether it's a human, a pig or a dog.

Zhu Houzhao was put into the human path by the Yin soldiers who were ordered by Judge Cui to guard the six-way wheel. As the six-way wheel roared and golden light burst out, Zhu Houzhao's eyes fell into darkness. After that, he felt that he was walking through a seemingly endless road, dark and deep in winter. The tunnel, followed by twists and turns, finally seems to be in a dark room, and it is possessed by a sick and sick person lying on a small wooden bed. Gradually, I don’t know anything anymore. .



I don’t know how long it took, but Zhu Houzhao opened his astringent eyes and was surprised to find that he was lying on a broken wooden bed that exuded a strong musty smell in a dark room made of thatch and mud. It was also covered with an old quilt that was so wet that you couldn't even tell what color it was originally, and had many slender holes in it.

"Is this the good family that Judge Cui said he wanted to travel to? It's obviously a poor family!" Zhu Houzhao looked a little dazed, and he was really embarrassed this time.

Rather than playing around with such a time-travel, it would be better to have my soul knocked on the stone steps of the Palace of Hell and be destroyed physically and mentally.

That’s all, I traveled through time even if I didn’t want to, scolding Judge Cui to be a bachelor for the rest of his life is not going to help, the most urgent thing is to solve the matter at hand.

Zhu Houzhao had to first figure out what dynasty this place belonged to? Where it was? What time was it now?

A flood of questions suddenly hit Zhu Houzhao's mind, and he simply had a splitting headache.

At this time, a loud roar like thunder came to the house.

"Zhu Yu, you damn chicken, the sun has already risen to eight poles high, and you are still lying on the bed, why don't you hurry up and work for me!"

"The sun has already risen to eight poles high?" Zhu Houzhao was startled, thinking that this must be the morning, around eight or nine o'clock.

But who is Zhu Yu? Who is the woman who greeted him?

While Zhu Houzhao was stunned, a young woman in her early thirties, who was tall and round, rushed from outside the house to his bed and twisted his ears.

"Damn it, Zhu Yu, you're lying on the bed! Isn't it possible that the fall on Qixia Mountain caused you to become paralyzed?"

This woman's outburst made Zhu Houzhao understand two more things. It turned out that the sick Yangyang who was lying on the small wooden bed in the dark room just now, and the person with bad breath was called Zhu Yu. It was estimated that he fell. He was still hanging with only one breath left. When he happened to travel through the parallel world, this guy happened to take his last breath. What was so lucky was that he took over Nestle and took away his body. And this The woman, it seems, should be that damn ghost, no, she is her own mother-in-law right now.

When he thought about having to spend his whole life with this tigress-like woman, Zhu Houzhao felt like crying, and couldn't help but talk about Judge Cui again.

Judge Cui, what are you doing? Since you have made it clear that you want me to make up for your son-in-law’s misfortune, why don’t you find someone gentle and smart? As fierce as this is, when will my hard life end?

However, after thinking about it, Zhu Houzhao still lamented that it is better to have traveled through time than not to travel through time at all. He had already seen it. This woman was the kind of carefree person, and he did not see the flaw in it at all. From now on, he would still have to live in this world with the face of that damn ghost. superior.

There is a truth that is universally applicable: "As soon as it comes, make peace with it." It seems that the original Zhu Yu was known for his strict control of his wife (his wife), so Zhu Houzhao could only continue to act according to the unfolding plot. .

Zhu Houzhao quickly got out of bed, folded the quilt, and then put on a charming smile and approached the woman.

"May I have any advice, mother-in-law?"

"No advice, just follow the old rules!"

"The old rules?" Zhu Houzhao was stunned for a moment, how did he know what the old rules were?

Seeing Zhu Yu (Zhu Houzhao) standing still, the woman was startled for a moment, and then quickly came to her senses.

"Oh, I forgot, I forgot, didn't you have a broken brain? Then I will tell you, the first thing you have to do after getting up is to empty the toilet, the second thing is to cook, and the third thing The things are to go up the mountain to cut firewood, cut thatch, pick mushrooms, pick honeysuckle and plant sweet potatoes, or go to the river to fish for gravel and plant loaches in the fields."
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