"Zhu Yu, have you forgotten that Xiaocui promised to give one to us when her old cat Mi gave birth to a kitten? You also agreed at that time, and today you will sleep on the bamboo couch next to the small bed. ,                                                                                                                   A small bed for our baby to sleep on!"

"Oh my god, it turns out that the so-called treasure is actually a kitten." His status as the son-in-law of the Kuang family was actually not as good as that of a kitten. Zhu Houzhao simply wanted to cry without tears.

However, Zhu Houzhao still refused to give up, "Then we can't have a baby by ourselves?"

"I have the nerve to say it, but it's all your fault for being useless and suffering from that kind of wilt." Kuang Jinhua gave Zhu Houzhao a vicious look.

"Oh my God, it turns out that my original body can't walk on the sidewalk?" Zhu Houzhao was struck by lightning again. He really wanted to find a bundle of straw and hit him to death.

If I had known that I was reincarnated by a person suffering from a hidden disease, it would have been better not to have reincarnated.

"Let the kitten sleep in the crib, just sleep in the crib, but the kitten hasn't come yet, can I join in for one more night?" Zhu Houzhao was almost begging.

"No!" Kuang Jinhua said resolutely: "I have already changed the sheets and quilt cover on the small bed. How can the baby dare to sleep with your smelly body?"

It’s hard to be a son-in-law! That night, Zhu Houzhao, who was lying on a shabby bamboo recliner next to the small bed and listening to the soothing lullaby "Zhi Ya Zhi Ya", tossed and turned over and over again, sleepless all night.

In the early morning of the next day, when the sky was still dark, Kuang Jinhua's roar reminded him of: "Zhu Yu, get up and cook quickly!"

As soon as his wife gave the order, there was no reason for his son-in-law to disobey. After getting dressed, Zhu Houzhao squeezed out a smile and rushed to the big bed, "What does my wife want to eat this morning?"

"Whatever, or just have some sweet potato porridge!" Kuang Jinhua waved her hand and said.

For Kuang Jinhua, eating sweet potato porridge is casual, but for Zhu Houzhao, who is Hengtiao Xiaobai, it is not that simple.

There was no other way, so Zhu Houzhao, who was in the kitchen, invited out the great Bodhisattva, the Bull Demon King, as usual.

The Bull Demon King said: "Well, cooking sweet potato porridge is a piece of cake! In the same way, it is also divided into several steps.

First, you have to estimate how many people you need to cook for. If there are two people, you only need 1 small tube of rice and 1 sweet potato.

The second step is to wash the rice, rinse it, and put the rice into the pot.

Third, you have to wash the sweet potatoes and cut them into small pieces!"

Fourth, you have to put the sweet potatoes into the pot, add three medium bowls of water, and then turn on the heat. After the porridge boils, turn down the heat and wait for ten minutes until the sweet potato porridge is ready.

After that, Zhu Houzhao followed the instructions of the Bull Demon King and got up and washed. Kuang Jinhua, who was sitting at the dining table with her feet raised, served the fragrant and steaming sweet potato porridge...

After eating, Kuang Jinhua wiped her mouth, and then called Zhu Houzhao: "Zhu Yu, I'm going to do something now. Do you know what you should do at home?"

Zhu Houzhao knew that Kuang Jinhua’s so-called job was to work in a cotton factory and work hard for five yuan a month. But he really didn’t know what he, an unemployed vagrant, should do at home?

Seeing Zhu Houzhao's face filled with mist, Kuang Jinhua sternly said: "Did I tell you what I told you yesterday morning: "Go up the mountain to cut firewood, cut thatch, pick mushrooms, pick honeysuckle and plant sweet potatoes, or go to the river to fish for sand and gravel, and plant loaches in the fields."

Have you forgotten all about it?

Zhu Houzhao scratched his head with some shame, and muttered: "Who still remembers what I said early yesterday morning? Besides, there is so much work, and I can't do it in half a day!"

Kuangjinhuadao: "It doesn't matter. You can't finish it today. You can do it tomorrow. You can't finish it tomorrow. You can do it the day after tomorrow. There is always a time when you finish it! Let's do it this way. This morning you go up the mountain to chop wood, cut thatch and pick mushrooms. You can go in the afternoon.

Let’s fish for sand and gravel from the river! The tools for cutting thatch and cutting firewood are behind the door, and I’m going to go do something! Oh, I ate at the cotton mill at noon and didn’t come back, so you can make your own arrangements!” Then he went out.

Kuang Jinhua patted her butt and left, leaving the problem to Zhu Houzhao.

Speaking of which, in his previous life, Zhu Houzhao was also an emperor who "reached out for clothes and opened his mouth for food." Although his identity after time travel and possession was completely different from his previous life, there was no such thing as going up the mountain to cut firewood, cut thatch, and pick grass.

He's so stupid that he doesn't even know where to go.

Holding a hatchet for cutting firewood, a bamboo chop for cutting thatch, and a bamboo basket for picking mushrooms, Zhu Houzhao was standing at the door of his house at a loss, thinking about whether he should invite the old man Niu to solve the doubts again.

?

Just at this time, he saw a young man and woman talking and laughing passing by the path in front of his house. What made Zhu Houzhao's eyes light up was that they were both holding hatchets, bamboo chops and bamboo baskets in their hands.

Zhu Houzhao clapped his thigh with joy, "Now I have it!"

"This little brother, where are you going?" Zhu Houzhao greeted the sturdy young man.

"Get firewood!" The young man responded subconsciously, and then turned sideways and glanced at Zhu Houzhao.

Suddenly, he opened his hands, shouted loudly, and rushed towards Zhu Houzhao, holding Zhu Houzhao and beating his fists like raindrops.

"Well, you Zhu Yu, you don't even recognize the kid who wears crotchless pants and plays in the mud. I'm Dagang!"

"Dagang?" Zhu Houzhao was stunned. He realized that this should be the friend of the former dead ghost Zhu Yu. Now it's better. Zhu Yu doesn't know Zhu Yu's friends. This international joke is too big!

What should I do? I have to think of an excuse quickly, otherwise the secret will be exposed.

I saw Zhu Houzhao's eyes rolling, and he immediately had an idea.

"Dagang, you also know, didn't I break my brain while collecting firewood last time?"

"Oh, I know, I can understand, I can understand." Dagang reacted immediately.

"Hey, Dagang, where are you and this girl going?" Zhu Houzhao asked again.

"What is this girl?" Dagang pulled the woman in front of Zhu Houzhao, "Zhu Yu, have you forgotten that this is Xiaocui who is holding my hand?"

"What? Is it Xiaocui?"

Wow, wow, wow, another mistake happened. I don’t know Fa Xiao, and I don’t know Fa Xiao’s girlfriend either. Who kind of Zhu Yu is this? Zhu Houzhao couldn’t stop scratching his head in embarrassment.

However, you have to find an excuse quickly, otherwise it will make people suspicious.

So, Zhu Houzhao squeezed out a smile on his face: "Ah, it turns out to be Xiaocui! We met a few years ago, and she has become more and more beautiful, and she can't even recognize her!"

"See you at the end of the year?" Zhu Houzhao received a light punch from Dagang on the shoulder, "Zhu Yu, have you forgotten that the three of us went to Qixia Mountain to collect firewood together a few days ago!"

"Oops, the peep show was almost exposed again!" Zhu Houzhao, who was blushing and thick-necked, was shocked, and smiled hurriedly and awkwardly: "Look at my brain, after such a fall, I can't remember anything!"

"Understood, understood." This time Dagang gently patted Zhu Houzhao on the shoulder.

"Hey, Dagang, you haven't answered my question just yet. Where are you and Xiaocui going?" Zhu Houzhao asked.

"Get firewood!" Dagang said without thinking.

"Can you hitch a ride with me?"

“What I wish for!”
Chapter completed!