Chapter 46 Pig Routine
"Is there anything in common between raising pigs and teaching martial arts?"
When he saw Kong Yisi, he was so shocked that his eyes almost fell down. He was completely confused.
Yin Jiumo hurriedly explained: "Principal Kong, I think so. Raising pigs and teaching martial arts are actually the same thing. To raise pigs, you have to exercise first, right? Only then can you be agile with your hands and feet. It is also different for us to teach people to practice martial arts.
You also have to teach people to exercise? Secondly, you have to work hard to raise pigs. Over time, the skills of raising pigs can improve! And the same is true for teaching people to practice martial arts? Only by tireless teaching can the level of continuous improvement! In short, generally speaking
In a word, there are many, many similarities between raising pigs and teaching people to practice martial arts, but I won’t go into details here. ”
"It's just a weird thing to tell a ghost! This man is really the best!" Kong Yisi thought to himself, but he didn't feel a chill rising from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, and it spread all over his body in an instant.
Seeing Kong Yi blinking, still looking suspicious, Yin Jiumo said again: "Principal Kong, I also think that when we recruit people for the martial arts teaching in the school, we must not just look at the person's professional level? We also have to look at it.
Can this person’s teaching ideas follow the development trend of modern martial arts? I think Dugu Yu, the head teacher of the time-traveling and rebirth class, is someone who can follow the development trend of modern martial arts!”
After taking such a long detour, Yin Jiumo finally took off the fig leaf and proposed the candidate in his mind.
Yin Jiumo proposed this candidate openly on the stage, but in fact, there was a perverted little secret that was difficult to disclose openly. In fact, this Dugu Yu was the only one of the two teachers who rubbed shoulders with Yin Jiu on campus and greeted Yin with a smile.
people.
Not only that, after Dugu Yu passed away, he personally visited Yin Jiumo with large and small items, and gave Yin Jiumo a banquet, which made Yin Jiumo feel bad and weak, and not only agreed to Dugu Yu's support for Qi Hongyu's free time
He also agreed to train him as a potential subject leader.
At this point, some readers may ask, how good it is for Dugu Yu to be a class teacher, where he can be free and do not have to bear any responsibilities.
People who hold this view are totally wrong. The class teacher says that he is not idle at all. Everything about every student in the class seems to be closely related to him.
But if someone is making progress and you want to get in touch with them, they may say it’s none of your business, so just stay away.
But if something happens to someone, you want to say that it has nothing to do with you. It must be because your education management is not in place. The first slap will be on the problem student, and the second slap may be on your class teacher.
Alas, it is not easy to be a class teacher. Everything in the class is no matter how big or small it is. You have to personally deal with it.
The subject teacher finishes the class, slaps his butt, and leaves! But that’s not the case with your class teacher. You have to constantly study and understand the dynamics of the students in the class, and hold conferences and small class meetings continuously.
Having said so much, what about the treatment of the head teacher?
Sorry, there is a big gap between me and the teachers in the department! Because the school uses martial arts as its main brand, the salary of the martial arts teachers is naturally good.
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Ever since Dugu Yu received the good news from Yin Jiumo, his nosebleed all over the place, and he felt as excited as if he had taken a cardiotonic drug.
But after the excitement, he began to worry about how to teach, but soon he forced himself to calm down, and after graduating from a pig-raising major, he gained experience in raising pigs, and when the time came, he poured out all the ink in his belly, and If you don’t believe it, there is no usable place. There must be similarities between pig raising and martial arts. It just depends on whether you are good at digging and organizing.
A few days later.
In the early morning, the earth is filled with a soft milky white mist. The white mist renders everything on the campus hazy and psychedelic. The wet flowers and grass on the playground are full of dew, revealing a bit of secludedness and looking so green. abundant.
When the first ray of sunlight penetrates the mist, the campus begins to enjoy the sunshine; the tall willow trees are like the outstretched arms of a strong young man; the dewdrops on the flowers and plants on the playground gradually melt, and everything on the campus looks so beautiful under the sun. of vitality.
The colorful morning glow contains new hope, and a bright and warm day in school begins.
At this moment, I am at the pig farm of Chuan School Social Practice Base.
Facing the seriously serious classmates from the time-traveling and rebirth class, Dugu Yu started a unique martial arts class.
"Students, today we are taking a martial arts class. Martial arts is a profound and unpredictable knowledge that takes martial arts as the main content, exercises, routines and fighting as the form of exercise, and focuses on both internal and external training. It is related to a certain The skills of breeding animals have similar similarities, so today I moved the martial arts class to the pig farm at the school's social practice base. Do you understand why?" Dugu Yu's eyes swept over every doubtful student in the class.
"You must not know, right?" Dugu Yu said with a faint smile.
"However, I can be very responsible and tell you frankly here that the reason why I moved the class here is because pigs and martial arts have a lot in common. "First of all, pigs need to exercise, right? Eat, sleep, and eat. , If you have nothing to do, you can nourish fat. We must also forge the body in different cultivation of martial arts, and there are many routines on the pigs. Three kinds... As long as we observe and study carefully, we can get a lot of inspiration for practicing martial arts! "" Dugu Yu said loudly and energetically.
However, as soon as he said this, the whole place was in an uproar.
"Let me go, it's so funny, it's just a weird theory!" The students' eyes were filled with gloom, and they thought to themselves. A chill shot up from the soles of their feet to the top of their heads, and spread all over their bodies in an instant.
Seeing everyone blinking and looking suspicious, Dugu Yu said: "Okay, I will practice my hands first, and everyone will follow and learn, and you will gradually understand!"
As he spoke, Dugu Yu pulled out a Yorkshire pig weighing about 5,600 kilograms from the pig pen, and then stood 5,6 meters away from the pig, putting on a strong aura, and the corners of his mouth showed strange expressions from time to time.
Smiling, he said to his classmates: "Okay, now I'm going to use the pig-style arching move to knock this pig over. Everyone, please watch out!"
A real battle between masters often only takes a few minutes to determine the winner. The kind of fight that lasts for more than ten minutes and more than half an hour can only be seen in TV movies, because the physical exertion in the fight is very high.
Come on, if it really takes that long, it must have been mixed with more than half of the water.
No, Dugu Yu hit him as soon as he said it. He saw his momentum suddenly rise, and he rushed towards the Yorkie in a few leaps like a storm. He used the pig-style arching move, and madly arched towards the Yorkie.
In an instant, the flames of war on the pig farm began.
Everyone saw a horrified look in the Yorkie's eyes. Just as Dugu Yu's figure flashed past like the wind, as if tearing the air in half, and when he was about to reach the pig, the Yorkie was so frightened that he dodged. Dugu Yu
Yu jumped into the air. Unfortunately, he didn't reach the Yorkshire Territory, but he knocked down the wall of the pig pen. He cut through the air, as if the air was torn in half, and he could hear that kind of sound.
The sound of swords flying rapidly
With a loud bang, sand and stones flew everywhere, and dust flew up. Dugu Yu also had stars in his eyes, and his face was already swollen with disgrace.
The students looked confused and couldn't figure it out. How much the Yorkie looked like a powerful and perverted monster! On the other hand, although Mr. Dugu's pig routine was extremely powerful, the crosshairs were too small.
It’s close. If it doesn’t work well, you will only be tortured, and you can’t die anymore.
Dugu Yu took the lead but fell to Lonely, his momentum was gone, and his face was not even a trace of blood. This time he felt humiliated, but he quickly forced himself to calm down: "Hahaha, mistake, mistake, this belongs to
Within the reasonable error range, although the pig was not knocked down, the wall was knocked down, which shows the violence of this move. Hey, this is not painful or itchy, it is too unmotivated. Don't be alarmed or panic,
Next, I will use the pig's trick to knock this pig down, so everyone should watch out!"
Dugu Yu's face changed slightly, the corner of his mouth curled up slightly, and he looked at the back of the fleeing pig with disdain, just like an elephant looking at an ant, as if even when a giant dragon is taking a nap, it is not something that an ant can shake!
What the hell is this? It’s just a matter of saving face, everyone snickered secretly.
Next, Dugu Yu waved to Yamada and Liu Jin to pull out a Duroc pig weighing about a thousand kilograms from the pig pen. After saying this, his eyes lit up and he ran straight towards it like thunder with a strong fighting spirit.
Duroc used the powerful move of the Shooting Pig routine, and the momentum that Dugu Yu erupted at the moment he took action can simply be described as monstrous, and his speed was simply unparalleled.
Everyone was shocked when they saw it.
However, this time the pig was still not knocked over. It just dodged and then fell on Dugu Yu who was suddenly stricken. Dugu Yu only felt his eyes go dark and fell to the ground, grinning and wailing in pain and twitching.
Everyone was shocked!
It can be seen that this seemingly brilliant and beautiful pig routine is not easy to use, nor is it not intense, but if it is not done well, the consequences will still be very serious.
Chapter completed!