Chapter 1 The score of the Son of Heaven must be displayed everywhere
A team of undead people traveling from the human world to the underworld walked lonely and desolate on the road to the underworld.
An extremely beautiful flower blooms on both sides of Huangquan Road. This kind of flower blooms but leaves are not visible. The leaves are not there but the flower. The flowers and leaves are from the same root but they grow in different directions. The two do not see each other. They miss each other and cherish each other forever. People call it the flower of the other side.
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The flower of the other shore is a flower that voluntarily falls into hell. It is also the most poignant, charming and gorgeous flower in the world. It is the only scenery and color on this long road to the underworld.
It is known as the "Road of Fire" because it is as red as fire. It blooms on both sides of Huangquan Road. From a distance, Huangquan Road looks like a road paved with blood.
The undead were escorted by the evil spirits with bull-headed and horse-faced faces, walking on this road illuminated by fire, and arduously marching step by step towards the Hell of the Netherworld.
"Damn it, have you made a mistake? The emperor of the world is so worthless when he goes underground. Without the dragon chariot, he will be a sweaty horse! Just practicing iron feet like this is nothing. If you don't look down on people like this,
Yes." A voice in the undead team shouted sadly.
Niutou, who was responsible for escorting the undead, looked around and saw a guy with splayed eyebrows, a crimson face, and a slim face with sharp edges. He immediately became furious, waving his magic wand and shouted: "Good on you.
You are such a shameless guy, who do you think you are! You are the emperor on earth, and I am the Jade Emperor in heaven! If you want to ride on a dragon chariot or ride on a bloody horse, you must try my magic wand first!" he scolded.
Once you have finished applying the wand, wave it away.
The power of the magic wand is not in vain. The lethality can be said to be extremely huge and terrifying to the extreme. In an instant, the faces of the undead in the team changed drastically, and each one of them was so frightened that their eyes turned green.
There is a saying that is spread on the road to hell, if your body and soul are destroyed, and there is no scum left, it must be the action of the bull-headed magic wand.
But the ungrateful little thin-faced man just stood in front of the bull head with his neck stiffened and his blood-red eyes staring: "What, you want to hit someone? If you have the ability, you can do it! If you don't, you will be raised by a turtle!"
Niutou was furious, and when he saw that the magic wand was about to land on the little thin-faced head, someone unexpectedly grabbed him.
Niutou turned his head and saw that it was his colleague Ma Mian who was grabbing his belongings.
"Brother Niutou, stop the fire, stop the fire!" Ma Mian frowned and said, "Have you forgotten about escorting the souls of the Tang Dynasty in the Central Plains last time?"
"What happened last time when the souls of the Tang Dynasty in the Central Plains were escorted?" When Niutou heard this, he immediately turned pale. Even if he didn't remember his father's and mother's names, he couldn't forget that!
He still remembered that the last time he escorted the souls of the Tang Dynasty in the Central Plains, there was a fat guy with a straight nose, round brows, who also claimed to be the emperor. He still refused to obey Guan Zhao. If it weren't for the horse-faced brother who stopped him, he almost would have done something to him.
Too thick.
What was the result?
When we arrived at the Hall of the King of Hell, my dear, the Nine-Fifth King of Hell actually came down the stairs and bowed down to greet me.
Niutou was surprised and inquired, "This person is Li Shimin, the best emperor of the Tang Dynasty. Not only that, Li Shimin's previous life was actually Emperor Ziwei! Emperor Ziwei is one of the four emperors of Taoism, and his status in Taoism is very high, second only to the Jade Emperor!" In addition to his extremely high status, Emperor Ziwei also has great power. He is mainly responsible for helping the Jade Emperor handle various government affairs in Heaven. The King of Hell is just a department manager under the company, and his status and power are not as good as those of Emperor Ziwei! Li Shimin It was Emperor Ziwei who came down to earth to experience.
As soon as Li Shimin made a small report, well, Niu Tou's appearance was miserable! Not only was he fined but deducted a year's salary, he also cleaned the imperial toilets in the underworld for a whole month.
What’s even more tragic is that it also caused Ma Mian to make a profound self-examination.
Thinking of those miserable days when I was chewing pickles, eating steamed buns, and smelling the smell of urine, I almost want to cry. If I want to blame it, I can only blame my poor vision.
After being reminded by Ma Mian, Niutou remembered this bad thing about old millet and rotten sesame seeds. It is often said that a person cannot fall into the same pit twice, and the same is true for ghosts, so he had to take back the magic wand angrily. .
Niutou Mamian thought that they had settled the matter and the team could set off again, but they were wrong.
The little thin-faced boy saw that there was nothing he could do to him, and since his request was not met, he jumped even more happily.
"There's no dragon chariot, right? There's no sweat-blooded horse, right? I've long expected that in this wretched place like yours, there won't be anyone with the kind of high-quality goods that I have in the Ming Dynasty! Forget it, I might as well do as the Romans do and lower my travel standards. You two can find someone to carry me away!"
"Looking for someone to carry you away? You son of a bitch, you have such a big tone! Let’s not care about whether you are the emperor of the world or not, even if you are, so what? You will still be an undead in the underworld, no different from ordinary undead, so what are you showing off? What a bad score!"
As soon as he heard Xiao Slim Face's words, the bad-tempered Niu Tou was filled with anger. He was about to step forward to get angry, but was gently pulled down by the horse's face, and he calmed down knowingly.
It’s time to get started right away.
"Brother, what's your name?" Ma said with a smile on his face. As soon as Lao Ma appeared on the scene, he was indeed extraordinary, and he suddenly shortened the distance between him and the little thin face.
"I will not change my name or surname. If I say it, I will scare you to death! I am the majestic Zhengde Emperor Zhu Houzhao of the Ming Dynasty!" said the little thin-faced man in anger.
"Wow, wow, wow, it is indeed the emperor Yao and Shun who are majestic and flying dragons in the sky. I have admired you for a long time. I have admired you for a long time!" He handed over the editor with a horse face, and seized the opportunity to flatter him.
"Oh, Emperor Zhu, the thing is like this, when we are traveling in the underworld, we have to set a departure date just like you in the human world. The King of Hell requires our team to arrive at the Palace of the King of Hell before dawn. If we delay the departure date, the King of Hell will definitely call for punishment.
No one can afford it then! I think you should just make do with it and leave!"
"Let's just leave for a while! What nonsense are you talking about!" Zhu Houzhao said loudly.
"Don't forget that I am a dignified emperor in the human world. Even if I become an undead and walk on the road to hell, I can't lose my status. I still have to show my dignity!"
"What should we do? What should we do?" He was so anxious that he jumped.
Zhu Houzhao's arrogance was hard on him.
As a secret agent appointed by the King of Hell in the underworld. Naturally, I and Niutou cannot lower their bodies to carry this undead emperor who is difficult to shave his head. Otherwise, it would be a joke on the world of hell. But if he doesn't carry it, who among the undead will be willing to carry this guy?
Just when the horses were scratching their heads, there was really no end to the path of ghosts. A skeleton with only a skeleton left came out of the undead team. He bowed down and saluted Zhu Houzhao and said: "Your Highness, Liu Jin, is loyal to you."
No, although the envoy has suffered a lot because His Highness misunderstood the slander, I am still willing to serve His Highness for the last time!"
It seems that this skeleton has good intentions and can show off the sun and the moon, but he was kicked by Zhu Houzhao and staggered: "You damn bastard, I didn't wrong you. What you did was corrupt and perverted the law, illegally amassed wealth, and harmed the loyal and good.
Isn’t it enough? If you carry it on your back, I feel like it’s soiling my body!”
I didn't expect that this person who is difficult to shave his head is really difficult to serve! At this moment, Ma Mian felt the same emotion as Niu Tou.
It’s good if someone is willing to carry him, but I didn’t expect him to be picky and picky. What kind of medicine is this guy selling in his gourd?
Ma Mian suppressed his temper and couldn't help but stepped forward and asked.
"Who wants that old man to carry it? Not to mention that there are still missing parts. I want a beautiful girl to carry it, a beautiful girl to carry it!"
When talking about the girl, the boy licked his lips and swallowed his saliva. He looked as vulgar as he wanted.
Zhu Houzhao had no merits but numerous shortcomings. One of the outstanding shortcomings was that he liked to be served by others, especially his concubines.
Ma Mian thought that this boy's vision was good, but the batch of dozens of Ming Dynasty undead escorted today were all big men. How could there be a pretty girl for him to make a fool of?
After Ma Mian mentioned his worries, Zhu Houzhao waved his hand, "Mr. Ma, you are worrying too much. I know we have girls in our team!"
"What? There is a woman in this undead team disguised as a man? Does this kid have perverted piercing eyes like Superman?" Ma Mian thought it was simply unbelievable.
Chapter completed!