Chapter Three: True and False Meng Po
It was hard to refuse such hospitality, and in line with the principle that if you don't eat, you won't eat for free, and if you eat, you will eat for free. Wang Yangming left Zhu Houzhao aside, told him to wait outside the pavilion like other undead souls, and then entered the pavilion himself.
Now Zhu Houzhao didn’t agree. Why, why! You can go in and eat and drink, but I have to stare outside. No matter what, I was a 95-year-old man in my previous life. How could I ever be ignored by others?
Pass.
So he also followed him into the pavilion, but he was kicked out by Wang Yangming, "Emperor Dog, go outside, you are not the place to stay inside!"
Zhu Houzhao, his skin and bones were cold, and he was feeling miserable, "Mother Meng still knows how to be a human being," "Big brother, it doesn't matter if you are waiting outside, I have prepared a bowl of Meng Po soup for each of your undead souls!"
Mengpo soup? Good stuff!
In this way, Meng Po served everyone bowls of steaming Meng Po soup from another large wooden barrel next to the pavilion. Many undead souls were thirsty for a long time, so they impatiently drank it.
Just as Zhu Houzhao was about to drink and Wang Yangming was about to take down his chopsticks, suddenly a thunderous shout came from a path leading from Naihe Bridge to the outside of the pavilion: "Everyone, please stop eating, because the soup and vegetables are poisonous!"
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Everyone followed the sound and saw Po Meng running up the path panting and running, wet and dripping with water.
"Why are there two Meng Pos in one Meng Po Pavilion?" Everyone was shocked and felt a chill all over their bodies, and couldn't help but shudder.
But many people are now pale, their tongues are spinning, and they are speechless.
What's wrong? I was poisoned!
At this time, when I saw the Meng Po running up the path, the face of the Meng Po Pavilion also changed drastically, and she said with a fierce look in her eyes: "You are a female Japanese ghost in the Wangchuan River, how dare you climb up the bank and pretend to be Meng Po.
If you do evil, see if I don’t kill you!"
"You are the fake Meng Po, the young thief is shouting to catch the thief!" The Meng Po who ran up the path said sternly.
Having ruined her own good deeds, this Po Meng from Meng Po Pavilion wished she could crush the ashes of the Po Meng who ran up the path, so without another word, a strange light suddenly overflowed from the corner of her mouth, and she actually pulled out a handful from her waist
The sharp blade stabbed that Po Meng fiercely.
It was too late, but it was too late. I saw that Po Meng stretched out her figure and dodged a little. Then Po Meng stabbed her in the air.
But Meng Po was unwilling to fail, and immediately her figure suddenly rose up, and she continued to stab with her blade.
That Meng Po did a backflip and dodged again, but this Meng Po was still unwilling to let go, and attacked with all her strength.
But this time, Po Meng's hand waving the blade was somewhat loosened, and her whole body was exposed in front of Po Meng. Po Meng stepped forward with her right foot, and her upper body sank sharply. Po Meng's stab
Another stab in the air made Po Meng look frightened, but before she could change her move, Po Meng's right hand was ready, and a side attack hit Po Meng on the ribs. The huge impact made Po Meng instantly
He lost half of his fighting power, rolled to the side, tears and snot flowed out, and even the sharp blade fell to the ground.
Afterwards, the two bare-handed people fought each other with punches and kicks, and accused each other of being a fake Meng Po and a Japanese woman from the Wangchuan River.
This scene is simply too shocking, but seeing Niu Tou and the others who just drank Meng Po soup and drank all kinds of food and drinks, vomiting white water and falling down, no matter how stupid they are, they can tell who is the fake Meng Po.
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Then the battle of the century between the real and fake Meng Po turned into a horse-faced battle. Wang Yangming and his two disciples also joined in the attack on the fake Meng Po.
In the end, the female Japanese pirate was beaten to the point where she was so rotten that she lost her hair in the stench of the air. This kind of evil ghost was completely destroyed in form and spirit, and not even a scum was left, which can be considered as retribution.
A huge conspiracy devised by a Japanese woman that was harmful to others and not beneficial to others was finally foiled.
The horse's face said: "Mr. Meng, what's going on with you? You're all wet. Did you fall into the Wangchuan River?"
Po Meng sighed and said: "Oh, it's also because I'm such a bad old woman who is too kind. When passing by the river, I heard some Japanese ghosts crying that they were hungry, so I wanted to throw some food to them, but
I was dragged into the river by them, and then the ghostly Japanese woman used the art of disguise to pretend to be me and went ashore to do evil. Fortunately, I struggled to get out, otherwise I don’t know how much trouble it would have caused.
Oh! Alas, this matter is all my fault!"
Everyone booed and sighed after hearing this.
After a while, Mrs. Meng asked again: "How is it? Nothing big happened to everyone, right?"
"It shouldn't be a big deal, right?" The frightened Ma suddenly thought of Niu Tou.
When I looked into the pavilion, I saw that he was lying on the ground with his eyes closed, foaming at the mouth, and his body still bent into the shape of a shrimp.
"What should we do? What should we do?" Ma Mian was so sad that he wanted to cry but had no tears. The two brothers went on a business trip together, but because of their gluttony, the beast was killed instantly by a Japanese ghost.
, Now that we have reached our destination, how can we explain it to the King of Hell?
But no matter what, no matter whether this kid is dead or alive, it is still necessary to take some rescue measures.
So, out of desperation, Ma Mian first pressed a few times randomly on the cow's head and chest, and then moved his smelly mouth to its mouth, trying to do some artificial respiration or something.
Unexpectedly, before he could get closer, Niutou suddenly opened his eyes and slapped his foul mouth away.
"I didn't expect you, Brother Ma, to be so wretched. You wanted to rob me while I was unconscious. You really know people but don't know their hearts!"
Ma Mian's face tightened, "What is this?" But since Niu Tou was fine, he felt relieved.
Then he asked: "Brother Niutou, you just..."
"You want to ask why I didn't die, right?" A dazzling smile appeared on the corner of Niutou's mouth, "You can't do this in just one breath? When I ate it just now, it didn't taste right, and I even vomited it behind my back."
"Well, you Niutou, I see you are always stupid, I didn't expect that Guan Jian didn't let me off the chain at the moment!" The horse smiled and punched Niutou.
"Who is stupid? You are the stupid one!" Niu Tou scratched his neck and said bitterly, saying that he was not willing to suffer at all.
Amitabha, Amitabha!
Po Meng, who was crying with shame and felt deeply worried about Niu Tou, saw that Niu Tou was fine, and finally put her heart back to its original correct position.
After that, Ma Mian did a head count. Fortunately, he only lost a few undead minions, and the loss rate was still within a controllable range.
So we said goodbye to Po Meng, and the team set off again.
After that, the Niu Tou Ma Mian group passed through the Hungry Ghost Pass, the Golden Rooster Pass, and the Hungry Dog Pass, and finally arrived at the destination of their trip—Fengdu City. Fengdu City was also called Ghost City. There were several undercover soldiers guarding the city at the gate.
Ma Mian handed over the customs clearance documents, and the leader of the Yin soldiers took the customs clearance documents, but had no intention of letting them go. Just as Niu Tou was about to get angry, Ma Mian hurriedly grabbed him, and immediately a bunch of large-denomination ghost coins fell into the leader's pocket.
The leader of the Yin soldiers laughed and waved his hand, and the undead team entered Fengdu City and headed to the center of Fengdu City - the Hall of the King of Hell, where the undead souls will be interviewed by the King of Hell.
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The atmosphere is gloomy and forbidding in the Palace of the King of Hell. The front gate of the palace is a couplet: rewards and punishments are clear in the dark world, right and wrong are determined according to the photo, and good and evil are punished horizontally.
Entering the outer hall from the front gate of the hall, there is a row of fierce Yin soldiers standing on both sides.
Passing through the forest of halberds and geese, we entered the inner hall. On the high platform in front of the inner hall, sitting on the Taishi chair, wearing a yellow brocade, a crown on his head, a red face and a dark face, the king of hell with wide eyes, and the eight evil handsome men and six cases on both sides. The four great judges of Gongcao are arranged in two rows.
The procession of the undead was lined up in the inner hall.
Niu Tou MaMian took a step forward and knelt down and said: "Your Majesty, Niu TouMaMian was ordered to escort the 1534th batch of undead from the Ming Dynasty and has arrived. The task has been successfully completed. I respectfully submit it to the school for inspection!"
"What a mission successfully completed?" The King of Hell snorted coldly, and immediately his eyes became sharp and he slapped the gavel tree heavily on the Eight Immortals table.
"How did you two successfully complete the mission? The king asked you to arrive at You hour, and what time is it now? It's Zi hour! My two great masters are different!"
The bull-headed horse blushed, lowered his head, and remained silent. He wanted to explain something, but it seemed superfluous.
Explain that you have no way to defeat the emperor in your previous life, and you have delayed him for a lot of time. Are you just doing it for free? Explain that you have tricked the pretended Po Meng and killed some undead. What is the use of your head?
I can't say it out loud! It will only make me miserable if I say it out loud.
The King of Hell, on the other hand, became more and more enthusiastic as he spoke, and slapped the wall hard again: "What a fool, I just launched a new life movement of 'strive to be the first' in the underworld last week, and required that the work must be completed with quality and quantity, you They just know the law and break the law, so what is this but openly playing against me? People of the right and left, what are you waiting for? Come on, let me drag these two rebellious guys down and give them forty blows!"
As soon as the King of Hell gave the order, several wolf-like and tiger-like Yin soldiers pounced on the bull-headed horse's face.
Chapter completed!