Chapter 6 Speak quickly, let go of farts!
Just when the gravel in the hourglass was about to disappear, Guo Tianyi's domineering and majestic voice reached the Jinluan Palace.
His voice was still echoing, and Guo Tianyi, wearing a green python robe, had already entered the palace at a fast pace.
"What, His Highness the King of Han?"
"Are you kidding me? Can he respond to this couplet?"
"Isn't this just a joke? The words of the saint have been turned into evil words by His Highness the King of Han..."
"No, I accidentally killed Dr. Zhou Hongwen the day before yesterday..."
"If he could make this couplet, pigs would be able to climb trees..."
In the Jinluan Hall, all the civil and military officials were whispering.
Although the sound is not loud, it is extremely harsh.
"Third brother, don't talk nonsense." The second prince, King Wei, looked at Guo Tianyi and said with a stern face, "This is a national matter, not something you can mess around with..."
As soon as King Wei's words came out, he won the approval of many Confucian veterans.
The third prince was ignorant and ignorant, but they knew very well how many pounds he had in his belly.
A few days ago, he misinterpreted the saint's words in the court. Although some of his words made people's blood boil, anyone with a discerning eye could see that he was full of nonsense.
"Yo."
"It turns out that there is another King of Han in Dafeng~"
"I would like to see how you make this connection, princess?"
For a moment, among the Wu envoys, Princess Wutina smiled sweetly and there was something in her words.
She could see the attitudes of the courtiers and the King of Wei.
Although this King of Han is good-looking, he is obviously a playboy and a waste, right?
"What do you think?" Utena seemed to have a lot of charm, looking at the ministers around her and said jokingly.
"Hahaha, Your Highness the Princess is right, it would be strange if the King of Han could confront him..."
"Hahaha."
All the Wu people laughed loudly, not taking Guo Tianyi seriously at all.
Even the civil and military officials of Dafeng looked down upon Guo Tianyi, and they naturally knew that Guo Tianyi was a waste with no real talent or learning.
Hearing this, Guo Tianyi "hummed", a breathtaking aura flashed through his eyes, and he said condescendingly, "How dare a group of frogs in a well dare to do anything they want?"
"Listen up." Guo Tianyi looked at the sexy and voluptuous Wu Tina and said, "My second line is: When the mountain reaches the top, I am the peak, and I am the peak of the ninety thousand miles!"
Its sound is full of the momentum of swallowing up mountains and rivers.
A mere couplet is a piece of cake for Guo Tianyi, who has an encyclopedia of later generations in his head.
Regardless of the couplets, poems and songs, Guo Tianyi can have as many as he wants here.
In an instant, everyone in the civil and military court widened their eyes.
Utena's beautiful eyes also shrank instantly, and she looked at an old man with a white beard next to her, full of disbelief.
In the Jinluan Hall, the air was eerily quiet.
"wonderful!"
"Wonderful!"
"His Royal Highness, this couplet is watertight..."
"More than watertight, I think this couplet is enough to be called an eternal quatrain..."
Some ministers broke the silence and clapped their hands.
The other ministers also agreed, and their eyes changed when they looked at Guo Tianyi.
Only King Wei and others were as disgusted as if they had eaten shit. It was King Wei who took the lead in scolding Guo Tianyi just now.
"Ahem, cough..." Emperor Feng Jing showed a look of relief and said, "Your Majesty, you did a great job."
"Father, it's just a basic exercise." Guo Tianyi stood with his hands behind his hands and smiled at Emperor Fengjing, saying neither humble nor arrogantly.
Immediately, Guo Tianyi looked at the beautiful figure among the Wu delegation and said with a smile, "My delicate little princess, are you convinced?"
Guo Tianyi looked at Wu Tina unabashedly.
Even if future generations are looking at countless girls with shaking hands, Guo Tianyi can't help but marvel that this princess is indeed very good-looking.
At the very least, there are 36e.
And the natural big waves add a bit of sexy and wild beauty to her.
"Don't be so proud!" Wutina was so angry that her chest was shaking, as if she was offended by Guo Tianyi's unabashed gaze, she stood up and said, "Listen up, this time the first couplet of this princess is: Six Dreams
Returning the pearls, looking at the crescent moon outside the window, looking at the spring water in the river, sadly heading eastward!"
As soon as this question came up, everyone in the civil and military dynasties frowned.
As we all know, couplets are divided into four characters, six characters, seven characters, eight characters, nine characters, several characters, etc.
The more words there are, the worse it is.
It needs to be neat and rhyme.
Seeing the frowning expressions of the civil and military officials in the court, Wu Tina looked at Emperor Feng Jing and said with a smile:
"Emperor Da Feng."
"This time we will still use the hourglass. If you lose, then you will have to comply with the conditions of our Wu Kingdom's credentials!"
As soon as Wu Tina finished speaking, Guo Tianyi said domineeringly, "Haha, is this the level of your Wu country? Not to mention one or two such couplets, even ten or a hundred are just a small trick in my eyes."
Guo Tianyi's voice made many civil servants frown.
This is a seventeen-character couplet, and every word rhymes. Is His Highness the King of Han just bragging?
Even Emperor Feng Jing didn't quite believe it.
Although the Han Dynasty was different from what it was now, he also knew that even ordinary Confucian scholars might not be able to blurt out this kind of topic.
"Your Highness, King of Han, who doesn't know how to brag?" Utena said arrogantly, seeing that she was repeatedly despised by Guo Tianyi, "You should tell me, I am all ears."
"Your Majesty, have you already made up your mind?" Emperor Feng Jing said majestically because he was worried that Guo Tianyi was telling lies.
"To inform my father, this is just a seventeen-character couplet. I have already thought of the second couplet." After saying that, Guo Tianyi looked at Utena, "My second couplet is: Eight dragons shoot the eagles, smiling proudly across the city. Ask
Who is responsible for the ups and downs of June's fire?"
What?
This, this, this...
Utena looked at each other with the white-bearded old man next to her, their eyes full of horror.
From the time the question was asked to now, ten breaths have not passed?
The King of Han just said it so simply?
They were all well prepared for this envoy trip, but they didn't expect that the King of Han was so fierce?
All the envoys looked at Guo Tianyi as if they were monsters, and there was a huge wave of panic in their hearts.
"Hiss~"
"Hiss~"
In the court hall, all civil servants took a deep breath.
King Wei's expression also changed again and again.
Not even ten breaths away?
With such talent, if someone said that the King of Han in front of them was the reincarnation of Wenquxing, they would all believe it.
"His Royal Highness the King of Han is domineering without losing the aura of a king. He has the heart to handle mountains and rivers. I admire him..." Prime Minister Yan Xiliang, who had been silent all the time, sincerely handed over to the King of Han. The old minister's eyes also changed when he looked at Guo Tianyi.
It was these words that made King Wei's face sink to the bottom of his face, standing not far away.
Does the prime minister support Guo Tianyi?
In an instant, King Wei looked at Guo Tianyi who was in the limelight, his eyes full of sinister looks.
"The Prime Minister is so complimentary." Guo Tianyi was still cool and elegant, smiling at the Prime Minister, and then continued to look at Utina, "Tell me, what is the third question? If you only have this level, go back, don't stay here.
a shame!"
"King Han, you are going too far!"
"hateful!"
"Crazy guy!"
"..."
The envoys of the State of Wu were all angry when they heard this, and they all started to protest.
They are all the elites of Wu State, but they are so despised by a twenty-year-old young man. How can they be willing to accept it?
Utena held out her Qianqiansu hand with a sullen face and pressed it into the air. The envoys immediately sat back down and shouted, "The King of Han is indeed a great talent, but this third question is not comparable to the first two questions."
"Oh?" Guo Tianyi narrowed his eyes and said, "If you have something to say, say it quickly, and if you have anything to say, let it go!"
"Pfft~"
"Your Highness, King of Han, cowhide!"
All civil and military officials in the dynasty were smiling.
"you!!!"
Utena was so angry that her chest was shaking, she stamped her feet, and said angrily, "Very well, please listen to this princess: for five thousand years, there will be peace and prosperity. Today, listen to the sound of bells and music, and drink the wine of revival from all directions!
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Chapter completed!