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"You didn't have this attitude before. When I wanted to have a good negotiation with you, you didn't even show your face!"

"Okay, okay, that thing was my fault. Tell me, what do you want to do?"

Before Su Wanning could speak, Fang Wei, who looked the gentlest next to her, spoke first. She frowned slightly, obviously this time she was also irritated by the director's actions.

"Director, I was originally a travel program, but you threw us into a house in this village, left us to fend for ourselves, and gave us so much farm work. What do you mean?"

[Even the gentlest person is angry. The director team really went too far this time!]

[You are right, how can anyone bully others like this? 】

[No wonder Zhou Sheng was asked to be the guest this time. What would happen if there was no man in this family? 】

Wang Zan waved his hands repeatedly, naturally he did not want to arouse public anger.

"Don't be angry. This is the final plan that our director team has made after several discussions. Maybe you will really like it here, but the way is different."

"Don't tell us this!" Su Wanning interrupted Wang Zan angrily.

"You should tell me first. There are only a few ingredients left for us in the refrigerator. What will we eat tomorrow? And the little money you left is not enough to buy anything. How can we survive here?"

Wang Zan rolled his eyes and answered cautiously: "Didn't I say before that you could harvest corn in exchange for supplies? We can get you whatever you want."

[I understand, exchanging labor for food, isn’t this the most primitive way? 】

[Should I ask people to break corn now and exchange it with you for tomorrow’s meal?]

[The director has dug a big hole for people to jump into. 】

"Don't tell us that we need so many of these things that we have to move a piece of cornfield to replace them. But we only have so many hands, how can we get them?"

Su Wanning directly pointed out the crux of the problem, and Wang Zan also showed a smile at this time: "So you can invite your friends to be flying guests and help you work together. There is strength in numbers."

[To put it bluntly, the director just wants to have sex for nothing.]

[Help, didn’t we spend a lot of money? Why do the directing team still look so poor?]

[Do you think it’s cheap to build such a house in a village like this? Don’t look at the video. Yuan Shi’s house looks so beautiful, but it still costs a lot of money in the village. 】

[All the funds of the director team were used to torture the guests. 】

Su Wanning turned around and looked at the people behind her, but did not answer immediately.

Inviting guests is not a difficult matter, the most important thing is how they solve the current dilemma, so Su Wanning folded her arms in front of her chest and looked completely unreasonable.

"Don't tell us this. Let me ask you now, what should we do if we don't have enough money to buy those supplies? If you can't even provide basic living facilities, then we will rebel and travel somewhere else!"

Su Wanning's nonsense was obviously the most effective way to deal with Wang Zan. Yu Xin, who was on the side, also nodded and followed suit: "Then I won't stop being a tour guide. Aren't we going to travel at all? What else do I do as a tour guide? I

Resign!"

Zhou Sheng directly took out the brown paper envelope in his arms and prepared to hand over the money: "Then I won't be the finance minister. Anyway, I can't buy anything with this money."

[Shocked! All the guests from the program team resigned. What on earth did the director do that was so heartbreaking and inhumane? 】

[It makes me laugh so hard, these people are so united.]

[The old guests are still interesting, together there are so many smiling faces. 】

[The director is probably about to cry, right?]

"Director, we don't mean to embarrass you, but these survival supplies are necessary. You also know that we originally wanted to buy a lot of things, but now these are indispensable things. If we are not prepared, the show will really not work.

Find a way to record it."

Su Wanning understood the principle of giving a sweet date a slap in the face. Seeing that the threat was enough, she changed her tone again and pretended to start discussing with the director.

Wang Zan obviously didn't know what to do now. He stretched out a hand to hold his forehead. He obviously had a headache.

"Then you mean to ask the team members to help you prepare these things. This is impossible."

The director has worked so hard to dig so many pits and create so many dilemmas for them, just to create a contrasting program effect. If he opens his mouth to meet Su Wanning's request now, then there will be a bottomless pit. What's the point of the existence of this program?

?

Su Wanning also understood the director's intention, so she relaxed and said directly: "Okay, then you can advance us some funds and at least let us buy all these things, right?"

"Okay, then I can only give you another thirty yuan." Wang Zan took a step back and made a concession.

"No, at least two hundred." Su Wanning opened her mouth and shocked the three people on the side. Even Zhou Sheng took back the brown paper bag, carefully pulled his sleeves, and whispered behind Su Wanning: "Let's

It’s better to ask for less, otherwise it will make the director team anxious, rabbits can bite people too?”

"I can also bite! Not only can I bite, but I can also jump over walls!"

[I’m laughing so hard, how can you force people to be like this? 】

【Does the directing team have any intention? 】

[They only want 200 yuan, but a female star can’t even ask for 200 yuan? Please call me 2,000 yuan!]

[Oh my God, my ex-husband was so heartbroken when he saw it. I never thought that one day my wife would give up for 200 yuan.]

"No, thirty is my bottom line."

"Then one hundred and eighty."

"Fifty!"

"One hundred and five."

…

The two people began to take turns bidding. Looking at the serious expressions on their faces, an uninformed person would think that the two of them were engaged in some kind of professional contract negotiation, but little did they know that they were just wasting their time trying to get a two-hundred-yuan bill.

In the end, Su Wanning and Wang Zan ended the farce with a price of 100 yuan.

"We agreed that one hundred is one hundred. You will pay us in full now."

Su Wanning stepped forward aggressively, and the director could only reluctantly take out one hundred yuan in cash from his pocket, but it was not a whole bill, but five yuan and ten yuan in change.

This scene was so sad to see that the photographer on the side focused his lens on it.

[Oh my god, isn’t the directing team really poor? 】

[If you can’t survive, start a fundraiser. I’m willing to donate five yuan!]

"Don't be fooled by him. He has so much change simply because it's hard to find paper banknotes! Otherwise, the money wouldn't look so old."
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