Chapter 114 My name is Rhubarb
Chapter 114 My name is Dahuang
Author: Miracle Pie
Chapter 114 My name is Dahuang
The chief officer did not take Jian Jian to the lobby of the Criminal Department, but sent him directly to the prison. He said that it was the usual practice, and he could only go to court tomorrow morning, so he could only feel aggrieved in the prison tonight.
He simply wanted to take the opportunity to get to the bottom of it. He guessed that there must be a drama waiting for him, so he didn't argue with him. He just let it go and was content with it.
The Punishment Department is known as the darkest yamen of the Tianxing Dynasty. The prison is the darkest department in the Punishment Department. However, from the surface, there is no gloomy atmosphere. The jailers are all very kind. If the cells were not locked,
, it looks a bit like a country hotel.
I was almost assigned a single room, and I was quite satisfied. Although the cell was not big, it looked very clean. The bed and matching bedding seemed to be newly equipped.
The strategy chosen at the moment was to use silence, but he did not relax his vigilance. He used the art of listening to the wind and identifying sounds to monitor the entire prison.
Suddenly, he heard slight footsteps, slowly approaching his cell. Finally, he confirmed that those footsteps were not human footsteps, but cat steps.
Sure enough, after a while, a fat yellow cat appeared with its head peeping out, baring its teeth as if it was gloating about someone else's misfortune.
He simply used all his magic skills to establish a connection with the yellow cat, "Why are you so stupid and happy?"
The yellow cat was startled, "Hey, could it be that I have successfully cultivated and can communicate with others?"
He just curled his lips and said, "Silly cat, it's not you who have succeeded in cultivation, it's me who has succeeded in cultivation. However, you are not bad, you are about to become a spirit."
The yellow cat actually protested, "As the saying goes, all souls are equal, please respect me and don't engage in racial discrimination."
Jane nodded, "Okay, you are golden all over, I will call you Xiao Huang from now on."
The yellow cat shook his head, "Why not call it Dahuang?"
I just can’t laugh or cry, “Generally, dogs are called rhubarb.”
The yellow cat accepted the truth and asked, "Why can dogs bark but cats can't?"
I was helpless, "It's not that I can't scream, it's just that it sounds a bit weird."
Huang Cat decided, "My name is Dahuang.
It just didn't matter, "Okay, rhubarb."
Dahuang was very happy to finally be able to talk to someone, "Hello, Jian."
This time it was my turn to be surprised, "Do you know my name?"
Dahuang bared his teeth again, "I just heard from the jailers that there's a fat sheep called Jianjian. It's a very rich big white egg."
He simply snorted, "Are you ready to slaughter?"
Dahuang comforted him, "You are a specially appointed prisoner, and the jailer does not dare to go too far. As long as you are sensible and offer more benefits, you will not be in big trouble."
It seems that he is familiar with the doorways in the prison, and I can't help but wonder, "How many years have you been in this prison?"
Da Huang opened his fat paws and pretended to count, "Many years."
Jian Jian asked again, "Who is your master?"
Dahuang was very proud, "My former master was the former warden. He died of illness while in office, and several successors came, but none of them survived me. In the entire prison of the Criminal Department, I am the only free one, and I can go anywhere.
No one dared to stop me. All the jailers were afraid of me and said I had already become a sperm, but in fact I was not even close."
Jian Jian smiled and said, "No wonder you are reluctant to leave here."
Dahuang disagreed, "It's not what you think. I don't miss this place. It's just because the technique I practice is called the way of the world. Once you understand the various conditions in the world, you can become a refined form. And in this prison,
It shows all kinds of things in the world to the extreme, which is the most suitable for me to practice Taoism. Listening to your always yin and yang tone, it seems that you still have a sense of discrimination against us monsters."
He simply defended himself, "I have a sister who is also a demon and a squirrel. Therefore, not only do I have no discrimination against demons, but I also feel very close to her."
When Dahuang heard this, his saliva was about to flow out, "I like squirrels. The meat is extremely delicate and is a top delicacy."
Unfortunately, the tears fell first, "Oh, it hurts me to death."
Naturally, Xiao Ling couldn't stand listening to the greetings anymore, and her mind went crazy.
Seeing that this cat was full of spirituality and was about to become a spirit, he sent a thought to connect with the little spirit who was also a monster, so that she could also understand the content of communication with Dahuang. Unexpectedly, Dahuang turned out to be a foodie, and he would be in trouble if he was really short-tongued.
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When Da Huang saw Xiao Ling who was no longer invisible, he said, "I'm going to choke you. You're going to jail and you're hiding a woman."
So I was beaten again, and I really forgot about food but not about beatings.
Jian Jian motioned for Xiao Ling to continue to be invisible, caressed Dahuang's head sympathetically, and vaguely touched the two raised bumps, "She is the squirrel sister I mentioned. Not only can she transform into a human form, but she has reached the middle stage of Saint Soul cultivation.
The secret of ancient invisibility comes and goes without a trace. You should be careful what you say in the future. Although she doesn’t eat cat meat, the little brother she adopted likes to eat the famous dish of dragon-tiger fighting."
Dahuang's eyes widened, "Not as good as a beast."
Chapter completed!