Chapter 119 Drunk
Author: Miracle Pie
Niutouma Noodles quickly swept away the Shiliangye and the top-quality tea eggs on the stone table. He actually took out another portion and placed it on the stone table.
Niu Tou muttered, "I didn't say that I prepared ten copies, so why just give me one?"
He almost gave an explanation, "I heard that the content of Document No. 1 in the Underworld is against the waste of public servants. Although I am treating guests, our small gathering is considered a personal relationship. But after all, under the jurisdiction of the underworld, the two of you are official servants, or
We should uphold the good style of diligence and frugality. After eating one portion, we will take another, and be careful to sail the ship for thousands of years."
Niutou nodded, "Don't go into reincarnation and come to the underworld as an errand. Your ideological consciousness is much higher than the two of us."
Ma Mian Chuan Xin Niu Tou said, "What the hell are you still enlightened? This kid didn't hold his fart in properly. He was just drinking. I'm afraid that our gluttony for eggs will delay our drinking."
Niutou was puzzled, "Why do I think wine tastes better than eggs? There's no reason for me to get us drunk. I'll have to take care of him when the time comes. Maybe I'm worried that if we drink too much, it will hurt our stomach if we don't eat eggs."
Ma Mian sighed, "I can't explain it to you. If I explain it clearly, it might be a bad thing."
Niu Tou became stubborn and said, "Don't drink this wine unless I explain it clearly. It's all mine. I'm not afraid of getting drunk."
Ma Mian naturally refused, "I'm not afraid of getting drunk, I'm just afraid of being half drunk."
Niu Tou was confused again, "Why are you so long and winding as your face? You don't want me to understand."
Ma Mian had to open his mouth and explain clearly, "If something happens today, we will not know it when we are drunk. It is a violation of discipline. Drinking at work is a fault. If there is any responsibility, it will naturally be borne by that kid. He is the suspect.
, we are the victims. If we are half-drunk but not drunk, we are suspected of knowingly committing the crime, and we must share the responsibility with that kid. If that kid does something bad and puts the blame on you and me, we will become the principal culprit and he will become an accessory.
You might even become a victim who is forced to participate.”
Niutou became anxious when he heard this, "Oh, if I don't have enough wine, we will get drunk."
Ma Mian comforted him, "Don't be anxious. If you can't be really drunk, let's just pretend to be drunk. Anyway, we are all drunk and unconscious. We will not be held responsible."
Niu Tou was happy, "With Lao Ma by my side, I feel safe drinking."
Ma Mian shook his head, "That's not how poetry works."
Niu Tou's mouth was not idle, "The meaning of Drunken Niu is not poetry, but the relationship between Shiliangye and tea eggs."
Ma Mian woke up and Men'er said, "You ate one more."
Niutou showed no shame, "I don't mean to eat more and occupy more, just because I have four stomachs, it is actually an instinctive physiological need. No, old horse, I remember you are not so stingy."
Ma Mian's face stretched even longer, and he didn't say anything, just immersed himself in eating and drinking. Niu Tou saw that the situation was not good, so he gave in more and rolled his tongue to work harder.
I brought more than ten extra portions. Seeing the two of them eating and drinking recklessly, I stepped up the supply.
Due to eating and drinking too vigorously, Niutou Horse Noodles quickly became drunk.
After a while of burning incense, I saw from a distance that Black and White Wuchang was escorting a man towards the archway.
When they got closer, they almost confirmed that the prisoner was Mr. Hao Wu, so they pretended to remind Niu Tou MaMian, "You two officers, wake up, someone is coming."
Ma Mian quickly sent a message to Niu Tou, "Don't raise your head, pretend to be drunk."
Niutou replied, "No need to pretend, I'm really drunk."
Ma Mian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "I'm drunk too."
Knowing that the two of them were pretending to be drunk and wanted to further strengthen their position, they pushed Niu's head and said, "Brother Niu has the best capacity for drinking. Hurry up and get up for business."
The bull's big head was lying on the stone platform, snoring deliberately, and the sound transmission was just like, "Brother, I'm really drunk, I'm snoring. Why don't you go to Lao Ma's place and have a look."
Jian Jian smiled and said, "Brother Ma snores louder than you, so it seems I can only do it for you two."
Niu Tou was relieved, "You take over the guide, leave people behind, and send away the black and white impermanence, and we will probably wake up."
Just waiting for these words, he immediately turned around and faced Black and White Wuchang.
Chapter completed!